DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor]

I was thinking about the where did the load go question.

Phil said he used a tissue.

This could of course be true, but how come on the rare instances where Phil has to blow his nose he gets up and crosses his office? Phil probably just has some tissues handy when he randomly decided to masturbate and now keeps the tissues on the other side of the room.

 

[Pubic Enemy #1]

Go khet, crack that whip! I can't help but feel like she was actually politely making a reasonable request - "hey honey, I'm working til close today, could you call and book this appointment for me" - and Phil acts like he's been asked to move the earth.

 

[Regulas]

Why doesn't he just walk into a Great Clips and get it done right then and there? Men's haircuts aren't complicated.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Why doesn't he just walk into a Great Clips and get it done right then and there? Men's haircuts aren't complicated.

Because Great Clips is run by booksmart nudniks who can't groom his full, rich, 100% Italian coif to perfection. It's like asking him to go to WalMart for his fresh, locally baked muffins.

 

[vroomrustproof]

He has to book a haircut?

I dunno any other dudes who do that, especially when it comes to just a regular haircut where they basically just trim your hair which is Phil's case

My god, our pigroach can't be bothered to wait an extra five or ten minutes for his turn, he's super busy dood. I just think he wants to be as less out in public as possible. What if one of his detractors spots him?! He's gonna take pictrues of him and post it all over KF and making fun of how he behaves in public, dood!

 

[huffysan]

I started noticing lately, how much unnecessary movements he makes, more like ticks he can't control. But he does it so much.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I started noticing lately, how much unnecessary movements he makes, more like ticks he can't control. But he does it so much.

It's about time he started referring to himself as an italian philosopher because he rambles and touches himself enough to be revealed as the long lost son of Slavoj Zizek.

 

[huffysan]

It's about time he started referring to himself as an italian philosopher because he rambles and touches himself enough to be revealed as the long lost son of Slavoj Zizek.

lol It fits so perfectly. This probably Phil in 5 years.

 

[Comma]

I was skipping through a re-stream to check on tips etc., and saw this. It's so fucking perfect:

- the phonetic clown throat clear
- the "(snort)"
- DSP's face (or better said: the floating patchy goatee and headphones)
- the skeleton next to him - representing all the friends he has left - signalling for help
- the autism vortex on the right

All these things captured in one shot - it's like a work of art.

-edit- Oh, and this:

This one can be filed under the ever growing amount of instances where he clumsily tries to quickly talk over weird knee-jerk homophobic/transphobic reactions.

Twitch ToS has him by the balls and he knows it.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Is Phil down like 90 subs since just a few days ago?

 

[vroomrustproof]

Is Phil down like 90 subs since just a few days ago?

All expired gifted subs from a retard

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil can't buy Code Vein or Astral Chain because they may not make the $60 back. He will buy the remastered Lion King and Aladdin games because people are screaming for them.

Funny now Phil is berating his chat saying they can't decide on Astral Chain, Code Vein or Remnant therefore he won't play any of them.

top Phil quote of the day: "Entitlement can only get you so far."

 

[vroomrustproof]

Phil can't buy Code Vein or Astral Chain because they may not make the $60 back. He will buy the remastered Lion King and Aladdin games because people are screaming for them.

Funny now Phil is berating his chat saying they can't decide on Astral Chain, Code Vein or Remnant therefore he won't play any of them.

top Phil quote of the day: "Entitlement can only get you so far."

He'll play Plants vs. Zombies which is random af if you ask me

He can't be bothered to buy more games and will instead play free shit that he has already

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Saucy Speculation Sunday

"apparently we need haircuts!"

As ever it's Phil and his choice of words that gets the noggin joggin'. From this line alone we can infer that Kat's telling Phil that he's past due not only on this month's repayments but also in having that rat's nest atop his melon head deloused again. Is he such a hermit at this stage he really can't tell when he needs his own hair done or is he simply beyond the point of caring about the robust frightwig and goatlaugh-ee khambo?

There's also a suggestion in there that they both attend a unisex salon at the same time if it's his jahb to set them up together. I have no doubt that in his own mind Philip is not a $15 Supercuts man. He'd rather pay someone $60 to rake through and trim the italian ticker tape 'do for 5 mins so long as they spend another 45 mins listening to the latest rendition of Lost Mahjab in Twenty O' Eight and to interject every now and again ensuring him that you really don't have a bald spot wow peepul are crazy!

So if he drives what was it 90 mins away to make sure he deals with the same verified naht a troll hairdresser that could mean Katherine travels that amount of time as well. For me this doesn't really add up because seemingly this woman by the sounds of it is refusing to do just about anything to indulge her real adult husband in his uniquely queer and paranoid set of delusions and complexes. She won't make his phone calls for him, she won't handle her own amazon item returns but she'll drive him 3 hours all in for a snip and degreasing? Hmm.

It could go some way to explaining how they legitimately (if you believe him lol) end up spending 10 hours a day running errands etc on the designated day off - all you need do is take on board the idea Phil is so terrified of being approached in public on a day the viewers know he's out and about that they drive hours out of the way to do their shopping/eating/rainy day spending while the sun's still shining.

With his general laziness and autistic fixation on (maximum couch leisure) time and scheduling however I'm thinking "I travel miles away for a haircut" could be another casual lie in order to Protekt Da Family, the could be a supermodel wallet wife and himself from insidious and seemingly invisible real world 'tractors.

Did Phil get his hair done at all in the length of time between the panda bailing out and the first lady/horsewoman of the adpocalypse moving in? I don't expect anyone to actually know this it just came to mind as I tried to figure on whether or not he'd refuse to venture outside and have it done until somone else actually made him.

 

[Comma]

Oh wow, that was just...

Someone (DJRuno1, long-time viewer/fan) was using cheers to ask if DSP would play Untitled Goose Game if someone would gift it to him.

DSP said yes, and DJRuno1 proceeded to tip him $20 so he could buy the game on the Switch. Before even thanking him for the tip, DSP started to explain what DJRuno1 should have done instead: he should have bought him a code, instead of tipping him $20 like this. Like... wtf.

The reaction of the battered wife:

And to add insult to injury, DSP then refused to put him on the leaderboard as the top tipper (of the "slow" stream, btw), because the stream was ending soon anyway, even though he kept streaming for almost 15 minutes after getting the $20 tip...

-edit- Here's the whole thing in the form of a clip:

I can't even imagine how lonely/unloved/exceptional a person must feel/be to let themselves be treated like that by someone this ungrateful...

 

[actually]

I can't even imagine how lonely/unloved/exceptional a person must feel/be to let themselves be treated like that by someone this ungrateful...

Truly astounding. Wonder how long it'll take Phil to notice that survivesweettreat is once again nuked as well.

 

[Shambler]

Truly astounding. Wonder how long it'll take Phil to notice that survivesweettreat is once again nuked as well.

have we figured out whats going on with this guy? its such an odd case that he'd get nuked twice

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Ehhhh. How much do you think he paid? I mean, it was such a softball interview, Dave should have paid him.

TheCuckening for sure gifted 10 subs the hour before the suck-and-fuck fest.

 

[actually]

have we figured out whats going on with this guy? its such an odd case that he'd get nuked twice

Not a clue. Says a bunch of dumb shit in chat and then seems to get temp banned by Twitch. Something's real fucky there.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Not a clue. Says a bunch of dumb shit in chat and then seems to get temp banned by Twitch. Something's real fucky there.

Phil just said he might be deleting / closing his account due to trolling. Smallest violin kind of deal.

Last time Phil said he hopes he's not gone because of credit card fraud.

It's not credit card fraud, I would like to believe Twitch would perma ban him if he did that. I do wonder why Phil defaulted to fucking credit card fraud.
Does he really get that many charge backs that he's that afraid of it?