WHAT I ATE TODAY!!!! 10/6/2019 - in which Amber vague-whines about getting bad news, NOT related to Norma Jean. NO ASSUMPTIONS!

[Tastes Like Power]

Response #2: "I guess that's not a 'silly question' to someone new to the channel. Hi, I'm Amberlynn Reid. My heighest weight is 572.4. Disgusting, horrid, at 16 I was 420 pounds. When I was 21 or 22 I got down to 331, then I went through 'traumatizing changes' like gallstones, then me and my girlfriend broke up, was with another girl but long story short, another heartbreak, super-depressed and wound up at 572.4, disgusting, horrible."

Damn, Beggy got forgot.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

My God. She's eating every meal now on a tray that Becky brings right to her bedside.

At this point, every day Amberlynn wakes up and doesn't succumb to obstructive sleep apnea is a goddamn miracle. I wonder if she fully appreciates that fact on ANY level, or if it's the kind of truth that never quite penetrates her thick skull because thoughts about one's mortality feel yucky inside?

I guess the answer is pretty self-evident. You don't reach 600+ lbs just because food tastes that good. Being terminally fat and doing nothing to help yourself in any constructive way is a fucking choice she's made every single day for 28 years.

Being a garbage human is also a choice. (So go cry to someone else, etc etc)

Ayymbber's in a broken loop where she's sad because she's fat and she's fat because she's sad. Throw in a little Cluster B + an insecure gf that LOVES to feel needed and will move mountains to make sure that bottomless pit of a stomach remains satiated at all waking hours and BAM! This is the predictable result.

Thank you all for coming to my TED talk.

 

[Whale Lake 2]

ProfesshunalChefLynn doesn't know that fried doesn't always mean deep fried, but can also indicate that the food was cooked in a pan with oil or butter.

Also, she pronounces m.ilk as "melk". ProperPronunciationLynn

Classic Amberlynn. "The whole world is falling apart! Now watch me eat."

Rice and noodles...carbs on top of carbs. Clearly the secret to all diets is more carbs.

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When will the ADL stop this woman?

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I hate how she holds the fork, it's such an unnatural pose to do. She probably thinks it's dainty and elegant.

 

[Plague Dog]

I'm going to put my internet money on a medical issue.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

My God. She's eating every meal now on a tray that Becky brings right to her bedside.

I noticed that! I'm wondering if it's one of those adjustable table trays on wheels similar to a hospital table. It looked like it was sitting on a table, but no, that's the floor, so if it was sitting on the bed, that's what we would see under it.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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The face when the sodium finally kicks in.

Motherfuck, she's an ugly, flabby cow. Her head has to weigh more than a toddler by now.

 

[Xenomorph]

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The face when the sodium finally kicks in.

Look how bad the breakage was in 2017, I can't imagine what it is like now.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Is there trouble in fag paradise? Did Eric and Rickie come back from their big-gay-vacay and announce their intention to move out? Seems like there's some tension in the house if they are eating in their room and not in the rest of the house. I bet Amber is freaking out at the thought of having to cover all of the rent. Getting new room mates is probably impossible where they are, and who would willingly chose to live with a gigantic stinking whale carcass and her parasitic caregiver? (and no, I personally don't think that D&D would move in).

 

[Xenomorph]

Is there trouble in fag paradise? Did Eric and Rickie come back from their big-gay-vacay and announce their intention to move out? Seems like there's some tension in the house if they are eating in their room and not in the rest of the house. I bet Amber is freaking out at the thought of having to cover all of the rent. Getting new room mates is probably impossible where they are, and who would willingly chose to live with a gigantic stinking whale carcass and her parasitic caregiver? (and no, I personally don't think that D&D would move in).

Whatever it is, it's not big because when something IS a big deal AL never mentions anything until she is ready to spill it.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Also thinking the Happy Household could be breaking up; either E & R want new roomies or possibly the landlord wants his house back. For all her smug assurances that ALL rent the house, there has to be some method of deciding who has 'seniority' under landlord/tenant legislation for the inevitable times a household breaks up. IF she & Icky need new accommodations, it won't be easy finding a bungalow with large enough doorways or bathroom or a landlord willing to accept pets & the potential legal liabilities of renting to an almost moribund Human Hefty bag.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Whatever it is, it's not big because when something IS a big deal AL never mentions anything until she is ready to spill it.

Isn't this the way she's acted when dumped in the past? She still went out with/showed herself spending time with krystle and destiny, while also making kinda "I'm so sad, I've been crying, but I'm not going to say why" videos? Then a few weeks later, she'll make a video saying that she made 3 long videos about how broken hearted she is because she was dumped, but she deleted them because they were too raw, blah, blah, blah?

 

[CaptainAutism]

Isn't this the way she's acted when dumped in the past? She still went out with/showed herself spending time with krystle and destiny, while also making kinda "I'm so sad, I've been crying, but I'm not going to say why" videos? Then a few weeks later, she'll make a video saying that she made 3 long videos about how broken hearted she is because she was dumped, but she deleted them because they were too raw, blah, blah, blah?

It's similar but I don't remember her calling Krystle or Destiny "babe" during those times and they were clearly not as close as they were. And from the snapchat Q&A we see that she still calls Thumballoona "babe" and they were sitting quite close and Becky mentioned how she isn't weirded out by Big AL and Dusty being friends because Becks and Dust are friends as well.

Idk it may be the drinks but it doesn't seem likely that they're broken up. Feel free to give me all the puzzle pieces.

 

[Twinkie]

Even if Amberlynn wanted to use the fag's bedroom as a temporary pigpen for D/D, I think Becky would know better and not allow that out of loyalty to Eric (and just realizing it would cause a shitload of drama).

So I kinda doubt that happened.

 

[Phalanx]

I dont know Eric and Rickie have been really quiet for the past 2 weeks so its possible they are looking for an out. Amber at this point has taken over that house, at first there was a clear boundary but not anymore as she is using bathrooms the kitchen, the octavia spencer thing seemed to be near the start of it and that was late January, early feb so 8 months of that shit would break the most patient of people and Rickie I think has had enough. Its sad for Rickie though he goes out to work and has a nice home and it gets fucking wrecked by 2 dykes, Becky is the loser here as I think the relationship with Amber shown Rickie and Eric how kniving she is and Rickie seems pretty effing chill and moral.

Theres definitely something up though even though this is Norma gate period

 

[SituationTypeThing]

I dont know Eric and Rickie have been really quiet for the past 2 weeks so its possible they are looking for an out. Amber at this point has taken over that house, at first there was a clear boundary but not anymore as she is using bathrooms the kitchen, the octavia spencer thing seemed to be near the start of it and that was late January, early feb so 8 months of that shit would break the most patient of people and Rickie I think has had enough. Its sad for Rickie though he goes out to work and has a nice home and it gets fucking wrecked by 2 dykes, Becky is the loser here as I think the relationship with Amber shown Rickie and Eric how kniving she is and Rickie seems pretty effing chill and moral.

Theres definitely something up though even though this is Norma gate period

They've been on vacation with their new set of best beans. That doesn't mean they're not looking for an out, just why they haven't been around.

 

[Chicken Morris]

Just eat regular grapes. Regular grapes taste fine. What are these candy grapes?

 

[Senor Gatin]

Amber saying only certain food is "so good" is disingenuous.

 

[Twinkie]

Just eat regular grapes. Regular grapes taste fine. What are these candy grapes?

moar sugar

Cotton Candy grapes are a variety of grapes produced in California by Grapery, which became available for consumers to buy in 2011. Weighing in at about 18 grams of sugar per 100 grams of grapes, the Cotton Candy grapes have about 12 percent more sugar than regular table grapes.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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Why the fucking fuck does she stick her tongue all the way out to put things in her mouth? Damn that's sickening.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Why the fucking fuck does she stick her tongue all the way out to put things in her mouth? Damn that's sickening.

You can eat faster when you just shove it directly down your throat, and if you eat faster, you get more food!

Also, of course she likes grapes with an even higher percentage of sugar. Everything has to taste like candy or mcdonalds, or both.