WHAT I ATE TODAY!!!! 10/6/2019 - in which Amber vague-whines about getting bad news, NOT related to Norma Jean. NO ASSUMPTIONS!

The common knowledge is people look up and to the left when lying and to the right telling truth (depending on handedness). But that’s been debunked.

What hasn’t is people touch their face when lying. - Amber did that right before she said she’d weighed herself.

But watching her eat was refreshing compared to lwatching Chantel eat the McDonalds yesterday. Amber ate like the Queen and Chantel ate like the Queen’s dogs. Maybe worse. I never thought I see anybody shovel food down like Amber but I learned my lesson.

If you aren’t a Chantel watcher, don’t start there unless you have a strong stomach.

Amber seemed depressed in this one too and almost cried at one point, the day before. She either heard bad news about herself, or her dog, like others guessed. She wouldn’t cry if it was a surprise today. She hasn’t admitted to a doctors or vet appointment but it’s possible she’s had one. Maybe she has her own cancer, or maybe diabetes, or her lymphedema leg is badly infected. Or Beckyis done, which seems likely. I got the feeling it was about herself, although if it’s Becky she’ll have to talk about it and she said “maybe never” I think health.
 
It's weird to me that she dated this video the 6th but posted it at noon Kentucky time, which would imply she ate all this, filmed, edited, and uploaded before noon. She says in the video it's actually the day before (so Oct. 5th) but a couple things just seem off to me, like the lighting. Idk what the weather has been like in Monticello but I'm not particularly far away (~2hours) and it's been dark and rainy here for a few days with thunderstorms, the end of a very long drought. Something about the lighting in her video makes me feel like it was filmed earlier this week when it was still hot and sunny.

Obviously take this hick's weather sperging with a grain of salt, it's harder to tell when she's cooped up in the bedroom. From what I've seen though, the weather there is often similar to what I get here, when her videos are actually up to date. So it should be pretty dark and overcast.

ETA: the last tine it stormed where I am, it was also storming in her videos and I remember because she made a point to be all, "It's thundering??? Like...what????" as though the water cycle mystifies her, so I found it strange she wouldn't remark on the sudden weather change we've had the last 2 days since this video was allegedly filmed in the last 48hrs and she has fuck all else to talk about.
 
It's weird to me that she dated this video the 6th but posted it at noon Kentucky time, which would imply she ate all this, filmed, edited, and uploaded before noon. She says in the video it's actually the day before (so Oct. 5th) but a couple things just seem off to me, like the lighting. Idk what the weather has been like in Monticello but I'm not particularly far away (~2hours) and it's been dark and rainy here for a few days with thunderstorms, the end of a very long drought. Something about the lighting in her video makes me feel like it was filmed earlier this week when it was still hot and sunny.

Obviously take this hick's weather sperging with a grain of salt, it's harder to tell when she's cooped up in the bedroom. From what I've seen though, the weather there is often similar to what I get here, when her videos are actually up to date. So it should be pretty dark and overcast.

ETA: the last tine it stormed where I am, it was also storming in her videos and I remember because she made a point to be all, "It's thundering??? Like...what????" as though the water cycle mystifies her, so I found it strange she wouldn't remark on the sudden weather change we've had the last 2 days since this video was allegedly filmed in the last 48hrs and she has fuck all else to talk about.
Well, if anyone questions her, it's probably going to be met with "October 6th is the date I posted the video *crying laughing emoji 3x*" even though that's completely unnecessary as you can see the date in the description.
 
No because she often says it that is what makes me thinks she is not, Doesn't this blow apart the whole psych story too though because we are batting a strong game atm.
I feel like I had a stroke reading this. Mind putting your words in the right order to clarify what you're trying to say?
 
I feel like I had a stroke reading this. Mind putting your words in the right order to clarify what you're trying to say?
Think he means if she was on the mood stabilizers she would have called attention to them, like she did during her "one hundred days of uploading" saga.

She has been pretty hush about her happy pills as of late.
 
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I find it interesting that everyone is saying that the fags are done with Anberlynn. As much as it's very possible that they could be, especially Rickie. But what about Eric's vlogs? Without Amberlynn he's fucking nobody and nobody is watching for his sparkling personality. It's possible that he's deluded himself to think that the audience watches for him, but the second he can't provide tea on Amber, his blogging career is over
 
Seconding the fag drama speculation. Amber could easily afford the entire rent at her current abode, or find a similar one for very cheap. Even near civilization (major cities) in KY, the cost of living here is crazy cheap.

You can rent a whole house for just under $1000 a month, and I'm not talking some beat-up shithole either. A friend of mine in a major city here has a spacious 2 bedroom apartment with a full bath and kitchen, a fenced-in front and back yard, a parking space, free laundry facilities, and a basement for storage. Came with an oven and fridge and everything, gorgeous wood floors. $600 a month, and that's in a major city, and including the monthly pet fee for 3 animals.

More rural areas like Monticello are even cheaper. Financially, Amber will be fine as far as housing goes. Honestly if she had any financial sense at all and had saved any money, she could already own or be paying off a home of her very own. If she ever wanted to move she could rent it out for some passive income or whatever.

For some reason she'd rather throw her money away on paying everyone's rent, likely because that's the only way she can keep friends. Because this cheap cost of living means it won't cost Eric and Rickie very much to escape to a new place that hasn't been taken over by Hamber, and I think she's known that for a while now.

The way she was cryeen locked up and bingeen in her bedroom instantly made me think there's trouble in fag paradise. They're pissed she fucked with their stuff/rooms/pets while they were gone, or a week of peace made them realise they have to GTFO. Or hell, maybe they both grew a pair and told her straight up that they couldn't stand to hang around watching her kill herself any longer, that they've tried to lead by example, food-wise, but they can't just coddle her forever and need to focus on their own life and future.

Whatever the cause, that wasn't money struggles cryeen or even Becky's family cryeen. That was narcissistic injury cryeen. Amber is able to sustain herself financially right now with relative ease, and if her income stays the same she'll be able to move to and afford a new place easily, financially speaking -- at least until she starts racking up medical bills for life-saving procedures. But for now, Amber definitely has the cash.

What she does not have are any healthy coping skills or redeeming personal qualities that might make her friends give more of a fuck or be willing to be more patient with her or support her while she gets help. Everything about her presence is overwhelming. She sucks all of the air (and food) out of the room. Her biggest fear isn't being broke -- it's being alone with herself.

I could easily see Amber living in a fantasy world in her head where four nearly-30 year old adults play house like college roomies indefinitely, never splitting off to start their own life with their partner, never moving on to greener pastures. If I'm right, the idea that they may leave the fag shack is likely a shocking revelation that will shake Amber to her core because she is oblivious as fuck to how she comes off and would never see it coming, like the Destiny breakup. She knew something was up then but couldn't figure it out because she has no self-awareness. Same story here.
 
In her October 7th video, we can see her Cheerios box. It's the Oat Crunch Cinnamon kind, which is 200 calories per 1 cup, plus however many calories for the mil.k. As a comparison, a cup of plain Cheerios is only 100 calories.
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