Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Elwood P. Dowd said:
The YouTube video you've been waiting for, from ol' JMac...

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“Researching a future video about politics in Star Wars. I keep coming back to the fact that Rose Tico is the most important figure in the entire canon in this regard because she’s the one who finally articulates exactly what the good guys are *fighting for* in concrete terms.”
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I guess GamerGate bux are running thin or something.
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Because when you think "most important character in Star Wars," you think "That girl whose entire arc could have been removed from TLJ without any consequences whatseover for the plot."
 
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So what's your guys' thoughts on the Clone Wars series? Both the Genndy 2003 one and the Filoni 2008 one.
 
PeeveTheSheev said:
Joker's the best movie I've seen in theatres in a while - which isn't much of an achievement given the state of modern cinema, but still. Highly recommended by your ol' pal Sheev.

Back on topic, here's an exceptional thing to read titled 'How The Reinvented Galaxy Of Adventures Line Illuminates The Chicanery Of Hasbro, Confirms The Gullibility Of 6" Collectors, And Pervades The Man-baby-ness Of The Longtime 3.75" People'. The toy folk seem upset by Hasbro for dumbing down the Star Wars action figures;

https://www.jeditemplearchives.com/...he-man-baby-ness-of-the-longtime-3-75-people/

It's no just Hasbro though; even Amazon considers Star Wars fans to be manbabies now;
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I love how in typical smug dipshit fashion, he accuses everybody else of being a manbaby, while lauding the Star War toyline being turned into literal toddler toys, with crummy cartoon likenesses from shitty 1 minute flash cartoons. This weird knockoff cartoon crap will only alienate school-age kids from the franchise even more. But it gives a few hundred social media hipsters something to put next to their Adventure Time Funko Pops, so I guess that's what's really important.
 
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So it would appear that Klaud joining the Resistance™ is the direct result of someone misplacing their dildo – let that sink in.
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Big Nasty said:
One of the things that bugs me is how much cooler Leia was in the EU stories and then Disney turned her into Space Hillary Clinton.
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Well how else could you explain her propelling herself through space? She had to use her pants shitting powers in order to generate enough thrust to make it back to the ship.
 
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Big Nasty said:
One of the things that bugs me is how much cooler Leia was in the EU stories and then Disney turned her into Space Hillary Clinton.
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One of the saddest parts for me was how the original trilogy hyped Leia's potential as a jedi. Like "there is another" and "the force is strong in my family" speeches and how Leia would use the force:



... And then Leia ends up being reduced to rehash her roles as a leader of the rebel alliance all over again, but now instead with the rebel alliance cheap knock off aka "the resistance" because JJ has no creativity and had to plagiarize the empire vs rebel dynamic.

Leia, besides making questionable tactical choices, her only role was basically loving Rey...despite knowing her for like 3 days tops. And the only hint of her force powers was the ridiculous superman flight scene.

Such a waste.
 
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PeeveTheSheev said:
- Based Klaud
- Babu Frik Babu Frik Babu Frik We stand Babu Frik
- The Janitor's sister from the planet Kaffir, with her amazing energy bow which is just a less convenient blaster
- Sorry Bitch, Poe's ex lover
- General Wyte Pryde
- Whoever the fuck Matt Smith is playing
- Possibly Boolio (seen on the LEGO Falcon, but could be another 'Zuvio')
- Depending on your point of view, the Knights of Ren, Lando, and Palpatine, who are reintroduced after one and two movies of being absent, respectively

Say it with me; 'LAST FILM IN THE TRILOGY'.
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It was a bold choice on the side of the makers to wait for the last movie to actually give the trilogy a plot, that's for sure.

Ihavetinyweewee said:
At this point, if Abrams is able to piece together an 'ok' film from this mess: he is fucking Orson Wells....
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The problem being that for a lot of people, to consider this movie "Ok", all they need is a few flashy action scenes and a joke here or there.
That's my greatest fear, that a bunch of movie plebs, that would just as easily be entertained by a video of someone dangling keys in front of the camera, will watch this garbage and carry it to a sweet 1bn dollars.

Jaimas said:
Because when you think "most important character in Star Wars," you think "That girl whose entire arc could have been removed from TLJ without any consequences whatseover for the plot."
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The reason to make such a retarded claim is that he wants to cash in on the #WheresRose Fartsquall*... but the reason he gives apparently is that she is the first to formulate what the Rebellion is actually about. Which is so unbelievably sad. Imagine, cocksucker actually says "I need someone to spell out for me why I should be rooting for the good guys!"
What a pathetic little shit.

PeeveTheSheev said:
Still a better theme park experience than anything you'll get in GE;

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Whatever dark and unholy pacts Disney has made in the past, it seems to have run out.
So much shit going wrong these past few months.

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*fartsquall: The bitching about Rose not being in the merch isn't really much of a shitstorm.
 
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Pixy Misa said:
And then Leia ends up being reduced to rehash her roles as a leader of the rebel alliance all over again, but now instead with the rebel alliance cheap knock off aka "the resistance" because JJ has no creativity and had to plagiarize the empire vs rebel dynamic.
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I still don't get how the fuck you go from Rebels/Rogue Squadron to simply 'the Resistance'. I will admit I like First Order as a name more than the Empire, but simply 'the Empire' works because it truly is the Empire of all space, it doesn't need a fancy name to get across exactly what it is.

But come on, something like 'Chosen of the Light' or something is easily better than a word taken straight out of a dictionary.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I still don't get how the fuck you go from Rebels/Rogue Squadron to simply 'the Resistance'. I will admit I like First Order as a name more than the Empire, but simply 'the Empire' works because it truly is the Empire of all space, it doesn't need a fancy name to get across exactly what it is.

But come on, something like 'Chosen of the Light' or something is easily better than a word taken straight out of a dictionary.
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Resistance is a popular political meme with an audience they wanted to expend into

And they had to have Storm Troopers again for toys and merch so they needed an empire and Rebels 2.0 didnt work
 
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Dr W said:
I know this is late but still... jesus fuck I totally forgot that Star Wars has been dead for years by now
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Who's the black chick with blue hair? Please tell me that's not Vi Moradi.

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Thank you based Klaud

Manwithn0n0men said:
Resistance is a popular political meme with an audience they wanted to expend into
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Episode VII came out before Trump had even won the Republican nomination.
 
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Manwithn0n0men said:
Resistance is a popular political meme with an audience they wanted to expend into
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Thankfully we have the Star Wars social media accounts and associates doing that so the movies don't have to.

Who knows with all these reshoots of Episode IX though.
 
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