Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Ellesse_warrior]

She's made fun of a neighbor for being so fat that he had moobs as well. Staph just wants to create conflict for the fun of it. She's as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

I'm sure it's been posted before but:

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”
Roald Dahl, The Twits.

 

[NoFeline]

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

Remember those pictures of Staph in high school and college, and we all said, "oh geez, what happened? she looked so good" ?
You know, she looked just the same back then. The same egg face, the little drawstring mouth, the downy eyes and horse teeth...but she didn't come off as "ugly". She was just a goofy kid who liked holding hands with her friends and watching American Idol.

She became ugly when she turned into a womb-cursing oppression addict.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Remember those pictures of Staph in high school and college, and we all said, "oh geez, what happened? she looked so good" ?
You know, she looked just the same back then. The same egg face, the little drawstring mouth, the downy eyes and horse teeth...but she didn't come off as "ugly". She was just a goofy kid who liked holding hands with her friends and watching American Idol.

She became ugly when she turned into a womb-cursing oppression addict.

She proves the Ancient Greeks and the Victorians right about how a good person is by looking at how physically attractive- or unattractive in the case of stephy.

 

[marjoram]

Remember those pictures of Staph in high school and college, and we all said, "oh geez, what happened? she looked so good" ?
You know, she looked just the same back then. The same egg face, the little drawstring mouth, the downy eyes and horse teeth...but she didn't come off as "ugly". She was just a goofy kid who liked holding hands with her friends and watching American Idol.

She became ugly when she turned into a womb-cursing oppression addict.

Sap must have even worse thoughts than we know because she is really fuckin' ugly....and fat.

 

[cogsworth]

She's racist, homophobic, and transphobic. Of course she has constant ugly thoughts. Every person she sees from day to day ends in her thinking or saying something nasty about them.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

She's racist, homophobic, and transphobic. Of course she has constant ugly thoughts. Every person she sees from day to day ends in her thinking or saying something nasty about them.

Awfully bold of you to assume she doesn't immediately hate someone on the spot.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Remember those pictures of Staph in high school and college, and we all said, "oh geez, what happened? she looked so good" ?
You know, she looked just the same back then. The same egg face, the little drawstring mouth, the downy eyes and horse teeth...but she didn't come off as "ugly". She was just a goofy kid who liked holding hands with her friends and watching American Idol.

She became ugly when she turned into a womb-cursing oppression addict.

It went downhill when she got the sped haircut, packed on 80 pounds, started painting her face with sidewalk chalk and created the world's most hideous button fedora. That shit ain't normal and is probably going to get some side eyes almost anywhere. Bonus points if she had on her sped jacket or anything else featuring scraggly painted slogans about baby genitals and the like. Shit, Gisele Bundchen would probably get side eyed if she walked around in public making those aesthetic choices, Steph's visible sped features are besides the point, if anything people are probably more polite because they assume she's a bona fide tard.

I absolutely cannot wait until we get a pic of her wearing her newest "punk jacket" in public.

 

[Miss Misery]

Is it just me, or does it look like she's letting her unisex retard bowl cut grow out?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

It went downhill when she got the sped haircut, packed on 80 pounds, started painting her face with sidewalk chalk and created the world's most hideous button fedora. That shit ain't normal and is probably going to get some side eyes almost anywhere. Bonus points if she had on her sped jacket or anything else featuring scraggly painted slogans about baby genitals and the like. Shit, Gisele Bundchen would probably get side eyed if she walked around in public making those aesthetic choices, Steph's visible sped features are besides the point, if anything people are probably more polite because they assume she's a bona fide tard.

I absolutely cannot wait until we get a pic of her wearing her newest "punk jacket" in public.

I just had a thought, what if people were innocently trying to read her scraggly patch slogans or hideous badges and the dirty looks is all her own projection?

Is it just me, or does it look like she's letting her unisex retard bowl cut grow out?

I hope so, that is the ugliest haircut I've ever seen. Also hoping she's been cutting her hair herself so far and that no hairdresser would let anyone walk out if their salon looking so exceptional

 

[Slice Me Up]

She's made fun of a neighbor for being so fat that he had moobs as well. Staph just wants to create conflict for the fun of it. She's as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside.

YUP. Don't forget she retried shit-stirring Mogai-Watch but backed down when she realised MW wouldn't be so kind next time around and would take actual action if she kept trying it on.

 

[cogsworth]

YUP. Don't forget she retried shit-stirring Mogai-Watch but backed down when she realised MW wouldn't be so kind next time around and would take actual action if she kept trying it on.

Her cries of "I'm re.tarded disabled, you can't make me face consequences for my actions!!!" stopped working, so she stopped trying her luck. Lord be praised, she does learn.

 

[Slice Me Up]

Her cries of "I'm re.tarded disabled, you can't make me face consequences for my actions!!!" stopped working, so she stopped trying her luck. Lord be praised, she does learn.

I stand corrected. I will say, though, I wouldn't say she'd learned -- she did still try MW again, she just backed down. She lives for inane drama, MW was just far more risk than reward. She'll try it on again with someone else... It's Sapph, after all. If she could learn, she won't, not really.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I just had a thought, what if people were innocently trying to read her scraggly patch slogans or hideous badges and the dirty looks is all her own projection?


I hope so, that is the ugliest haircut I've ever seen. Also hoping she's been cutting her hair herself so far and that no hairdresser would let anyone walk out if their salon looking so exceptional

Agreed. This bitch has worse tastes in aesthetics then I did in middle school. I've said it earlier on this thread but I will say it again: Steph, there are plenty of women with short hair that don't look like they just broke out of the special ed school. Also I think it might be a high possibility that either stephy cut it or her mom did or she went to the world's shittiest dresser in history.

 

[Meowzers]

i wonder if she'll ever post pictures from after highschool but pre-tumblr. i wonder if she had the fedora and bowlcut when she was creeping on kids on deviantart in 2011. you don't just go from horse girl to short bus, it had to have been a gradual change.

 

[la mort]

Oh shit, I forgot about Steph's lowkey crush on Steve Jobs. It's been a while since she mentioned him.

Steve Jobs had a thing for ‘Billie Jean’

BY DAVID PIERINI • 6:18 AM, NOVEMBER 21, 2017

• NEWS
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Steve Jobs was a fan of Michael Jackson's music, especially Billie Jean.
Photo: Esther Dyson/Flickr CC

There was a time in the 1980s when Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” was a balm that could sooth the prickly nature of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs.
His former publicist remembers having to play the song over and over again because it was the only way he got through a particular photo shoot.

Steve Jobs’ eccentricities, whether true or exaggerated, are legendary. He hated footwear, sometimes walking around his office in bare feet, refused to put a license plate on his car and went for stretches where he didn’t shower.

The “Billie Jean” story comes from Andy Cunningham, who sat down for a video interview with Business Insider to discuss the philosophy of “reality distortion field” and how he used it at Apple.
In a nutshell, Cunningham said the belief was about making the impossible possible. Cunningham had what seemed to others to be an impossible task – getting Jobs ready for interviews and photo shoots.

He could be touchy and distracted during photo shoots. The sessions had to be quick and he also had to like the photographer, she said. If he didn’t, he would walk out.
“We were in a hotel room in New York at the Carlyle Hotel,” she said. “I believe it was Fortune Magazine doing a photo shoot with him and he wanted to listen to Michael Jackson while this photo shoot was going on. So we had an old cassette player ‘cause this was the 80s after all, and during only one song would he actually behave and that was ‘Billie Jean.’

“So every time he was supposed to pose for the camera he wanted to hear the ‘Billie Jean’ song, so I would have to push the button and we’d hear ‘Billie Jean’ and he would behave and he’d pose and he’d do a great performance for the photographer and as soon as the song was over with, he would be back snarling and grimacing and not doing anything he was told to do.
“So I had to rewind, rewind, rewind, go back to the beginning of the song and he would behave again. And that’s how we spent about an hour and a half.”

Cunningham, founder of the high-tech PR firm, Cunningham Collective, joined Jobs as Apple the company was about to launch the Macintosh. She was also with him at NeXT and Pixar.
She is sharing what she learned while working with visionary tech leaders over the years in her new book, Get to Aha: Discover Your Positioning DNA and Dominate Your Competition.
Source: Business Insider

 

[homewayhalf]

Steve Jobs joining the harem when?

 

[Timmy Testicles]

i dont think she would ever have steve jobs join her spooky love gang. he's too much of a cishet white male. plus, there's no edge to him. he's not a child molester, or a serial murderer/rapist. then again, she also made everyone else in the harem some variety of gay, so who knows.

 

[Koresh]

i dont think she would ever have steve jobs join her spooky love gang. he's too much of a cishet white male. plus, there's no edge to him. he's not a child molester, or a serial murderer/rapist. then again, she also made everyone else in the harem some variety of gay, so who knows.

Neither was Heath Ledger and he's still in. I forgot which user it was, but they were right when they said she's into men with strong facial bone structure.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

Neither was Heath Ledger and he's still in.

i still think jobs is too far for her. even heath ledger had the added edgy-ness of playing the joker and being dead fairly recently (when steph claimed him to be part of the harem, that is).

 

[marjoram]

Neither was Heath Ledger and he's still in. I forgot which user it was, but they were right when they said she's into men with strong facial bone structure.

Ya mean like Vernon Howell?