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Iron Hamster said:
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Trash tier video to be honest.

I know his file got corrupt but still. If you want to make a debunk video, put effort into it. Never use "can't be fucked to look for it" "lost it" and "he said that" because it comes across like Phil's debunk stream.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Trash tier video to be honest.

I know his file got corrupt but still. If you want to make a debunk video, put effort into it. Never use "can't be fucked to look for it" "lost it" and "he said that" because it comes across like Phil's debunk stream.
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Truth, but on Gundam I'll give him a free pass on this one.
Long videos just don't go with Gundam's style. He's more about the one-liners and bounces all over the place.
If he really wanted to do a video about DSP that's a couple of hours he really should have made a story board, built his arc and then did it.

The reason Frederick's videos are so good (Beyond how he only lightly introduces toxic figures) is he's got an obvious story board he's following and his videos always have an arc to them.

I like Gundam, but man, he's got that Thunderfoot one track man. We all get it Gundam, the matriarchy is poison, we know, you've told us again and again using the same damn footage again and again, relax man. Enjoy that fancy wallet you're hawking and go get some KFC.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Trash tier video to be honest.

I know his file got corrupt but still. If you want to make a debunk video, put effort into it. Never use "can't be fucked to look for it" "lost it" and "he said that" because it comes across like Phil's debunk stream.
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There are 2 types of detractor videos, ones which have had more effort put into them than Phil's entire 11 year legacy, and then there is videos that have had less effort put into them than Phil unboxing FFXIII.
 
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He almost makes it sound like he is going to play the most of those games... Almost!
 
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Dragoonism said:
He almost makes it sound like he is going to play the most of those games... Almost!
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How is March busy? I see FF7 on the 3rd, Watch Dogs on the 6th, and Animal Crossing on the 20th.

I looked at two separate lists, and they both had Doom also on the 20th, so I know they are up to date.
 
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There are 2 types of detractor videos, ones which have had more effort put into them than Phil's entire 11 year legacy, and then there is videos that have had less effort put into them than Phil unboxing FFXIII.
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LESS EFFORT THAN HIS FFXIII UNBOXING?!

Let us recap that video:

* For the first 3 minutes and 2 seconds, complains incessantly about the alarm while making his other points
:50 - Shit talks condo association
1:44 - Mentions that the current alarm started a half hour after the last time it was turned off
3:41 - First shitting on game studio
3:52 - Begins bashing the original FFXIII and its sequel
6:52 - Actually talks about Lightning Returns.
7:55 - Talks about the other FF versions...
8:33 - Talks about Lightnings Return DLC he got with the game
9:48 - starts bitching about the price of the strategy guide
10:15 - Shit talks studio again
11:07 - "Lets get to the unboxing"
11:22 - Explains why he doesn't have save data to import
11:55 - Stops talking about save data
12:07 - Turns box around and literally reads the back of the box
12:41 - Ah, back to the alarm bitching
12:50 - Begin shaky cam
12:55 - Shows us his brilliant paper towel stuffing in the door which somehow reduced the noise by half - picture below.
13:16 - Im going on break tomorrow
13:18 - As of tomorrow Im going on break
13:22 - Im not going to be able to work anymore, for a week
13:26 - So I need to work today
13:30 - Bitches about having to start the playthrough with the alarm, complains about no alarm ETA
13:48 - Condo facility where the managemnent is fucking terrible
14:04 - I'm going to have to start working
14:11 - Discusses encoding, uploading and the alarm again
14:22 - Might be an alarm during a pre stream, don't know what to do
14:31 - Its terrible its horrible Im a prisoner I can not wait to fucking move out of here dont worry having much headway in regards to that
14:43 - "And that's it. thanks for watching"

So, he actually only talks about the game for about 27 seconds.
While it only takes me 5 seconds to download the video on my gigabit connection, the entire process of googling DSP FFXIII, clicking on the link, copying it and pasting it into Youtube-DLG, hitting add and then starting it takes 28 seconds.

Therefore, by just seeking out and downloading that video, you've already done more work than he did for the entire video.

Face it players, thats an unboxing speedrun untied world record first. No one can beat that.

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Salubrious said:
Watch Dogs on the 6th,
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There's another Watch_Dogs?

THERE'S ANOTHER WATCH_DOGS?

THEY MADE A THIRD ONE?!

I couldn't finish the second one. It was just all SJW virtue signaling with the worst character designs known to man - I don't even want to see what 3 is.
Since 2 was in the techiest place on earth - silicon valley - I predict that:
  • 3 will be an alternative timeline
  • It'll be in whatever the techiest fucking city is around in that timeline
  • Everyone drives electric cars, which all look like that scam artist Musk had something to with it
  • Everyone is trans.
  • Being so woke, they all transitioned before the age of 10
  • But now, actually, they are all androgynous
  • That timelines large social media platform is run by Jonathon Yaniv
  • Rape is no longer a crime if the victim is under 12.
BUT BUT BUT
  • In this timeline, Terry A. Davis is alive. That train was delayed due to maintenance issue which took over 8 hours to resolve.
  • As Terry wandered, waiting for destiny to place its soft kiss on the nape of his neck, he crossed a highway
  • A car was forced to slam on its brakes, barely avoiding him
  • Terry started talking about CIA Niggers
  • Vehicle occupant is actually one of the foremost experts on the treatment of schizo and lolcowism
  • He throws a picture of Dianna Cowern into the car, Terry follows - and away they go!
  • Terry is now properly medicated and is a fully functioning member of society
  • Terry builds a better electric car, gets to Mars just to send Musk a video showing him there's nothing here and he's an idiot
  • Terry actually put the money into Elon's brother's solar city, but he made it solvent AND made solar panels 33% more efficient
And also, Joshua Conner Moon came into the world in this timeline, as he was meant to in ours: as a shit-stained ooze of cum dripping out of a gaping asshole.

So yeah, I suppose I'll buy it and give it a shot when it's out.

EDIT: And don't worry, we're all in that timeline too, all bitching about something. No KF, I'll assume we're all in Alcoholics Anonymous, telling our stories, just like this one.
 
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That Hedonist Nerd said:
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its set in London, where an Orwellian government has taken over and is beating the shit outta people with stun batons and some how the whole Ban All Guns thing hasn’t worked and now everyone got them. But there is no main character you jump around from literally any person to person to kill bad people.
 
For the record I'm glad Ubisoft haven't aimed to resurrect Splinter Cell in The Modern Era because they'd only ruin it.

What's Phil playing for the rest of the month.. he loves Fallout so I'd expect him to pick up The Outer Worlds but we know he has no time in his hectic schedule to do research - even when the research relates directly to how many extra bills he thinks it'll encourage the boys to stuff into his bra.

Is he playing Indivisible or are some of those characters too much like waifus for the happily married goutling?
 
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Salubrious said:
How is March busy? I see FF7 on the 3rd, Watch Dogs on the 6th, and Animal Crossing on the 20th.

I looked at two separate lists, and they both had Doom also on the 20th, so I know they are up to date.
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I doubt he even plays watch dogs
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For the record I'm glad Ubisoft haven't aimed to resurrect Splinter Cell in The Modern Era because they'd only ruin it.

What's Phil playing for the rest of the month.. he loves Fallout so I'd expect him to pick up The Outer Worlds but we know he has no time in his hectic schedule to do research - even when the research relates directly to how many extra bills he thinks it'll encourage the boys to stuff into his bra.

Is he playing Indivisible or are some of those characters too much like waifus for the happily married goutling?
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I'm pretty sure the goutmaster is gonna rummage through the genesis mini to milk it for whatevers left, typical pig roach to avoid spending any money if possible
 
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Fuckoffdad said:
What's Phil playing for the rest of the month.. he loves Fallout so I'd expect him to pick up The Outer Worlds but we know he has no time in his hectic schedule to do research - even when the research relates directly to how many extra bills he thinks it'll encourage the boys to stuff into his bra.
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Oh, good, another RPG he hasn't played a million times already. Even with as dumbed down as the writing is in the industry now I can't wait for his incisive commentary of, "huh?" and "what?" and "I don't get it".
 
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BlockedByDaylight said:
If Phil is overdrafted right now, and doesn't get paid till the 15th, then why the fuck doesn't this dumb bastard work on his days off and at least TRY to raise some tips that he can use to get out of the red?? Fucking idiot, I swear.


Oops, I'm overdrafted d00d! Time to take the day off and go take Khet to fucking IKEA again!
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Because that's his only day off and he very obviously works harder than you or anyone else on the fucking planet you immature kid, he NEEDS that time off to recuperate. Just because there's evidence that he's up until 2, 3 AM his time tweeting doing fuck knows what after his streams means he clearly works OVERTIME to improve his streams... somehow.

Immature idiots like you who don't know how LIFE works CLEARLY don't understand just how he works his ASS off to play those videogames. Fuck off.
 
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He went on basically unhinged rants the last 3 "chill" streams so I have to assume something is going on behind the scenes at this point. He's raising good money on streams in general lately but is getting even more upset.

BlockedByDaylight said:
If Phil is overdrafted right now, and doesn't get paid till the 15th, then why the fuck doesn't this dumb bastard work on his days off and at least TRY to raise some tips that he can use to get out of the red?? Fucking idiot, I swear.


Oops, I'm overdrafted d00d! Time to take the day off and go take Khet to fucking IKEA again!
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He should just do double streams 5 days a week and then just night streams the other 2. That would be 4 hours less of streaming a week but probably the same if not more money but he won't.

The worst part is the bitching about not being able to afford games. He could throw shit like Astral Chain and Code Vein on his wish list and probably get them gifted same day but instead just puts every sort of digital currency on there instead. His paypigs will easy donate full games to him if he throws them on the wish list and does his standard begging routine.
 
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