Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Love Machine]

This surgeon advertised that they could do the entire procedure (all teeth replaced) in one day and one surgery. They also offered to do it for him pro bono in exchange for promoting their services to his online audience. With these two factors combined, it's more likely than not that the job was not really done with a whole lot of of time or care taken. Probably a rush job with some spares they had around which were an 'approximate' but not custom fit for his mouth and face, explaining the bizarre size and tone.

This is all conjecture, but for my reckoning it is a fairly safe bet.

You'd think that if they wanted a living billboard that youd want to represent your best work though. While the teeth helped his facial structure a lot, they just flat out look really jarring. It blows me a way this man chose a tesla over a proper set of teeth.

 

[Pissmaster]

9/11 never forget Boogie's podcast he abandoned and didn't tell anyone (including his patreonis) he was gonna quit

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Most creators consider podcasts an easy format in terms of effort-content/reward, it speaks strongly as to how little effort Boogie puts into his "news" videos that he considers arranging for a few people to show up at the same time then talking shit for two hours as not worth his labour. It also strongly implies that his 'knowledge' about the games industry is fake. If he feels that he can't summon up enough insight live, then I can't believe he's not stealing conclusions from Yong, Legacy, Laymen, etc, for his news videos.

 

[Pissmaster]

Most creators consider podcasts an easy format in terms of effort-content/reward, it speaks strongly as to how little effort Boogie puts into his "news" videos that he considers arranging for a few people to show up at the same time then talking shit for two hours as not worth his labour. It also strongly implies that his 'knowledge' about the games industry is fake. If he can't summon up any insight live, then I can't believe he's not stealing conclusions from Yong, Legacy, Laymen, etc, for his news videos.

Yeah, with Youtube's quantity-over-quality push, a lot of channels just started uploading clips of their podcast where they just talk about whatever's in the news, since there's not much else an individual can put out daily that's of any quality. The Big Stack wasn't even that bad. It wasn't nearly the best or anything, his co-hosts could be a little cringey, but they did tend to steer clear of politically-loaded shit, and I appreciated that. Though it did put Boogie's food addiction on display more vividly than anything else I've seen him do, since podcasts are primarily audio-focused and he can't eat or drink anything throughout the recording without risking gross munching sounds.

I can't see why Boogie just won't go back to that.

 

[Marche]

I can't see why Boogie just won't go back to that.

Probably because he is fat, stupid and lazy.

 

[Five Star Man]

It's good that he has apparently never left the country since he is the quintessential obnoxious American tourist. The kind of fatass you see taking up all the room in small European alleys and staircases or the tiny aisles of Asian game stores or arcades. The type that goes to a non english speaking country and shouts loudly at service workers in english as if being louder will make them understand. I'm not even American and hamplanets like Boogie give me second hand embarrassment by association on behalf of the entire English speaking portion of the world.

 

[Pissmaster]

It's good that he has apparently never left the country since he is the quintessential obnoxious American tourist. The kind of fatass you see taking up all the room in small European alleys and staircases or the tiny aisles of Asian game stores or arcades. The type that goes to a non english speaking country and shouts loudly at service workers in english as if being louder will make them understand. I'm not even American and hamplanets like Boogie give me second hand embarrassment by association on behalf of the entire English speaking portion of the world.

You know, a video of Francis walking through small Japanese arcades and getting stuck in the aisles would have been really funny. Too bad Boogie doesn't have the balls to do that.

 

[Marissa Moira]

What's Boogie's shirt size?

I think it's what you write at the end of a valentine's day card.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

You know, a video of Francis walking through small Japanese arcades and getting stuck in the aisles would have been really funny. Too bad Boogie doesn't have the balls to do that.

Him losing over and over again as an increasingly large audience of Japanese people join to silently watch the spectacle, inadvertently blocking all exits as the beached whale flaps his fins ineffectually against joystick and button. As he runs out of money, they begin to offer him coins so that the curious event can be prolonged to the limits of his endurance.

 

[Spech]

Him losing over and over again as an increasingly large audience of Japanese people join to silently watch the spectacle, inadvertently blocking all exits as the beached whale flaps his fins ineffectually against joystick and button. As he runs out of money, they begin to offer him coins so that the curious event can be prolonged to the limits of his endurance.

Considering this is Japan, they'd be less likely to put Boogie on display like Shamu at Seaworld, and more likely to just harpoon him.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Boogie completely imagines then explains the plot of a film he hasn't seen (Joker).

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CEO Of Social Distancing. on Twitter

“@Charalanahzard Havent seen it yet. But from the trailers I get a "falling down" vibe. I feel like at first you empathize and feel for the guy. Cheer for his first few acts. By the end you see how brutal his path had become and realize that ofc he is the bad guy Feels like a cautionary tale”

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He's also started a travel channel for lazy content during his many holidays that he never has. I skipped through this and caught the camera looking intently at some kind of old shoe on a museum/shop display and peaced out from boredom.

He's so far amassed a whopping 4k subs on his channel from a viewership of (what he would claim) 4.5m on his main.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

In order for something like a travel channel to work, either the content creator should remain utterly silent and just do walk arounds or there needs to be a charismatic personality guiding the journey.
Boogie is neither.
Though admittedly it would be entertaining for a video or two to see his eyes grow to saucer size, mouth agape and drooling while making whimpering puppy noises every time he rumbles past an artery clogging sustenance establishment.
Boogie is fat.

 

[Five Star Man]

He explains how will visit all these local establishments on his travel channel. Hey dumbass, the words local and travel directly contradict each other. I know that cramming a man of your immense carriage into an airliner isn't easy but for a travel channel you may want to actually consider, you know, travelling.

 

[Jack Awful]

How can he travel places if he can't even fit on the plane?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

How can he travel places if he can't even fit on the plane?

That's not true.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

The horses take less space than him.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

How long until boogie dies

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

How long until boogie dies

Not til the YouTube money runs out, from what I hear.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Oof

 

[Pissmaster]

How long until boogie dies

Probably sooner than later. He'll be on a livestream, someone will make fun of him, he'll turn into Francis, someone else will tell him to calm down, and he'll start chugging every medicine bottle in his cabinet in a blind rage while screaming "JUST CALM DOWN FRANCIS! JUST CALM DOWN! I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING CALMING DOWN, I'LL CALM MYSELF ALL THE WAY DOWN INTO A GRAVE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA SEE?? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA SEE??!"