DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ulver]

Phil is a completely different scenario, but still exact equivalent, of those people who play MMO's and mouse click all their hot buttons instead of binding them to keyboard. They know it's better, everyone tells them it's better, it's as easy as opening up the options and going to custom binds, yet they still absolutely refuse to do it.

 

[Raven'sChild]

If Phil is overdrafted right now, and doesn't get paid till the 15th, then why the fuck doesn't this dumb bastard work on his days off and at least TRY to raise some tips that he can use to get out of the red?? Fucking idiot, I swear.


Oops, I'm overdrafted d00d! Time to take the day off and go take Khet to fucking IKEA again!

He has to go grocery shopping, take Mrs. D$P out to eat and it is speculated that today they drove to another town where D$P's hair dresser moved so she could cut his hair while Mrs. D$P was getting her roots touched up. Don't ask how these things will be paid for seeing as D$P is so in the red that he had to use the 'Untitled Goose Game' $20 to cover an overdraft leaving him with "zero dollars to his name" *cough* outside all the tips he raked in yesterday that went directly to bills as every single tip apparently does the second he clocks out and moves that cash immediately to his bank account. Remember to tip him as he gets that money right away. He's a gamer! He's to busy to wait for his paycheck like some lowly employee.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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He almost makes it sound like he is going to play the most of those games... Almost!

I was going to ask people if they could please cut out the boomer reaction GIFs and pics from the screencaps of Phil's Twitter posts because I find them physically painful to look at, but I understand that documenting Phil's freefall into the depths of Boomerism is an important endeavour.
They currently make me want to gouge my eyes out, but if I view them as an archeological curiosity it gives me the mental distance to weather them

 

[dsflfdsl23012]

He went on basically unhinged rants the last 3 "chill" streams so I have to assume something is going on behind the scenes at this point. He's raising good money on streams in general lately but is getting even more upset.



He should just do double streams 5 days a week and then just night streams the other 2. That would be 4 hours less of streaming a week but probably the same if not more money but he won't.

The worst part is the bitching about not being able to afford games. He could throw shit like Astral Chain and Code Vein on his wish list and probably get them gifted same day but instead just puts every sort of digital currency on there instead. His paypigs will easy donate full games to him if he throws them on the wish list and does his standard begging routine.

Surprised this guy hasn't started doing 24 hr marathon/weekend streams or switching up his "schedule" like LethalFrag and others have done to build themselves up. Why not try doing a few all nighters or stream more on the weekends. Why "bust your ass" 6 days a week with 2 streams a day? You're just stressing yourself out.

But dude loves to talk in to the camera all day and wants the tips to come in, just stream himself more during the day. The plebs will continue to donate to him and he doesn't even have to play games! He could drink or watch his wrestling shows or just talk about random stuff. There's people out there that would tune in and donate. It's the bare minimum he could do since he doesn't want to do any editing, improving or invest any money into his "job".

 

[Muppetmode]

Surprised this guy hasn't started doing 24 hr marathon/weekend streams or switching up his "schedule" like LethalFrag and others have done to build themselves up. Why not try doing a few all nighters or stream more on the weekends. Why "bust your ass" 6 days a week with 2 streams a day? You're just stressing yourself out.

But dude loves to talk in to the camera all day and wants the tips to come in, just stream himself more during the day. The plebs will continue to donate to him and he doesn't even have to play games! He could drink or watch his wrestling shows or just talk about random stuff. There's people out there that would tune in and donate. It's the bare minimum he could do since he doesn't want to do any editing, improving or invest any money into his "job".

An all nighter would kill him dood. He also has a life and has to spend time with his wife dood. He can’t go 15 mins past clockout. But when in interview came up he had a few hours for that. He loves video games but can’t be bothered to learn basic mechanics/figure anything out on his own. Throws his hands up like a toddler and just looks to suck on chats tit for help.

Phil’s just lazy and has been condition to do nothing and the money rolls in. Since he doesn’t make as much off YouTube ads he just doesn’t try at anything, not that he tried that hard in the past.

Dude has a “tips goal” but guess what the reward for reaching it is. Nothing/the satisfaction of helping him out. The epitome of scummy things to do.

 

[ZehnBoat]

An all nighter would kill him dood.

you jest
but iirc, he said something to that effect

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

you jest
but iirc, he said something to that effect

to be perfectly fair to phil, he has a hard enough time staying awake during his regular streams. how can you expect him to stay conscious for a full 24 hours?

 

[ZehnBoat]

to be perfectly fair to phil, he has a hard enough time staying awake during his regular streams. how can you expect him to stay conscious for a full 24 hours?

you know, if he said "I can't stay up for that long"
i'd get it

but iirc, it was like "TRACTORS WANT ME TO STREAM 24 HOURS AND MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE" or something
and that was after he tossed around the idea of a marathon

 

[Muppetmode]

you know, if he said "I can't stay up for that long"
i'd get it

but iirc, it was like "TRACTORS WANT ME TO STREAM 24 HOURS AND MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE" or something
and that was after he tossed around the idea of a marathon

I remembered him saying something like that in the earlier part of this year, least thats what his excuse was I believe lol

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

you know, if he said "I can't stay up for that long"
i'd get it

but iirc, it was like "TRACTORS WANT ME TO STREAM 24 HOURS AND MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE" or something
and that was after he tossed around the idea of a marathon

what? phil admit he cant do something? but only a mortal would could be not able to do something. phil is no mere mortal, he is an adonis god that could take on mike tyson without breaking a sweat.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil's atrophied body would definitely develop a DVT (blood clot), here's it happening in a 20 year old after only 12 hours: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...illed-blood-clot-12-hour-gaming-sessions.html

i think phil has used the blood clot excuse too
not like he can just get up and stretch once in a while (you know... like he usually does)

what? phil admit he cant do something? but only a mortal would could be not able to do something. phil is no mere mortal, he is an adonis god that could take on mike tyson without breaking a sweat.

phil would look 50% less douche-y if he could admit things once in a while without being pressured or stupid excuses

 

[James Smith]

DSP has been asked to do co-operative marathon streams with other people and didn't understand that meant each person takes shifts. He basically knows nothing about streaming culture.

 

[the khat quaffer]

you know, if he said "I can't stay up for that long"
i'd get it

but iirc, it was like "TRACTORS WANT ME TO STREAM 24 HOURS AND MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE" or something
and that was after he tossed around the idea of a marathon

Let's just file this under example #43,567 under DSP lying when it's absolutely not necessary. See, for a man his age to say 'I couldn't possibly stay up 24 hours', that's actually a perfectly reasonable response. If I was 36 or 37 or or however old that gouty fuck is, I would feel no shame in saying 'yeah sorry, I could do that maybe a decade ago but not now'. There is nothing wrong with saying this, plenty of adults that age have to start letting life call some of the shots. But Phil, ever the compulsive liar, just has to wave his hooves and try to pull the wool over you.

He just.... lies so goddamn much, he lies like it's an involuntary body process. He lies when there's absolutely no reason to lie. It's like he's addicted to lying as much as addicted to getting donations from wheelchairs.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I still crack up about Phil's response to a fan asking 'Hey, why don't you do a drinking stream and we can all have fun together?' and Phil immediately says '"Why don't I do a Drunk Stream?" because I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!! Uh huh huh huh.'

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Man I feel like this year we’ve truly hit the apex of dark begging...I can’t even think about it without just having a mental fart...

This dudes narrative is that for like every month this year, he’s been in the red and endlessly paying money for bills. At any point of the month he’ll tell you a bill is due, there’s never a day you can go on his stream and he won’t be worried about an upcoming bill. There’s never a point where money isn’t leaving his bank account, it’s evolved into its final form as a truly bottomless pit.

He expects us to believe he’s lived an entire year of being overdrawn...like god damn. But this never seems to get in the way of food or grocery shopping, they are apparently running around all day on his days off but doesn’t have trouble buying gas. He takes his wife out on her birthday(he says it was inexpensive, but it’s still man claiming to be overdrawn going out and celebrating in some form) this endlessly cycle of being overdrawn only seems to matter when it comes to bills...his days off seem to progress without many hiccups or money issues...but those bills are eternally draining his wallet at any given moment.

I seriously can’t wrap my head around this narrative or how anyone can believe it. A year long cycle of being broke yet not suffering any noticeable drawbacks of being without money, it’s incredible lmao.

 

[Salubrious]

If Phil is overdrafted right now, and doesn't get paid till the 15th, then why the fuck doesn't this dumb bastard work on his days off and at least TRY to raise some tips that he can use to get out of the red?? Fucking idiot, I swear.


Oops, I'm overdrafted d00d! Time to take the day off and go take Khet to fucking IKEA again!

Surprised this guy hasn't started doing 24 hr marathon/weekend streams or switching up his "schedule" like LethalFrag and others have done to build themselves up. Why not try doing a few all nighters or stream more on the weekends. Why "bust your ass" 6 days a week with 2 streams a day? You're just stressing yourself out.

But dude loves to talk in to the camera all day and wants the tips to come in, just stream himself more during the day. The plebs will continue to donate to him and he doesn't even have to play games! He could drink or watch his wrestling shows or just talk about random stuff. There's people out there that would tune in and donate. It's the bare minimum he could do since he doesn't want to do any editing, improving or invest any money into his "job".

Forget that, the dude refuses to work an eight hour shift.

Why can't he work 11 am to 8 pm and take a one hour lunch break?

Why can't he do a chill stream on his days off? He's still running errands at 7 pm? If he and Kat are out to dinner, why not do a stream from 10-midnight? We KNOW he's awake until 2 am most nights.

He's convinced himself that all that time he stares at Youtube's uploading progress bar still counts at work.

It's like, the dude constantly cries about being overdrawn and how he wishes it will all go away, but he refuses to work ANY overtime. It's not like he even works at a salaried job without that opportunity nor does he need manager approval to apply for overtime.

It's amazing how he's utterly convinced himself that he HAS to work his current schedule and can make no changes to it whatsoever. He doesn't even attempt to change anything.

Man I feel like this year we’ve truly hit the apex of dark begging...I can’t even think about it without just having a mental fart...

This dudes narrative is that for like every month this year, he’s been in the red and endlessly paying money for bills. At any point of the month he’ll tell you a bill is due, there’s never a day you can go on his stream and he won’t be worried about an upcoming bill. There’s never a point where money isn’t leaving his bank account, it’s evolved into its final form as a truly bottomless pit.

He expects us to believe he’s lived an entire year of being overdrawn...like god damn. But this never seems to get in the way of food or grocery shopping, they are apparently running around all day on his days off but doesn’t have trouble buying gas. He takes his wife out on her birthday(he says it was inexpensive, but it’s still man claiming to be overdrawn going out and celebrating in some form) this endlessly cycle of being overdrawn only seems to matter when it comes to bills...his days off seem to progress without many hiccups or money issues...but those bills are eternally draining his wallet at any given moment.

I seriously can’t wrap my head around this narrative or how anyone can believe it. A year long cycle of being broke yet not suffering any noticeable drawbacks of being without money, it’s incredible lmao.

I know I'm repeating myself, but IF THIS WERE REAL, any normal human being would attempt to pay down one credit card and then transfer all his bills onto that. Or at the very least, turn off autopay and just pay everything on the 15th when he actually has money. He admitted that he has "2-3 credit card payments" due before the 15th, so he still has credit cards; just have a reeemergency stream with the goal of paying off one card.

Even if we believed DSP is telling the truth about his financial situation, the man is a fucking moron.

 

[Mike Hunt]

I seriously can’t wrap my head around this narrative or how anyone can believe it. A year long cycle of being broke yet not suffering any noticeable drawbacks of being without money, it’s incredible lmao.

That's because you have a working brain and are putting it to good use. His fans are too lazy and/or too stupid to be able to think and analyze like most normies do. We laugh it off as pignosis, but really, Phil's conman tricks are downright basic and nothing to write home about. His lies are easy to spot a mile away. Phil is just lucky that idiots (like, literal ones) keep finding him on Twitch.

 

[Salubrious]

I know I don't have to worry about most of you since there is a clear "don't touch anything" rule, but I'm still going to write this out for my own sanity and just in case there are any lurkers.

Don't tip or cheer DSP in the hopes of him going on another insane rant.

You know what would be better? Go find a streamer of a game that you like to play that has under 10 viewers. Maybe someone just starting out and doesn't even have affiliate status yet. Go cheer or tip THAT person.

DSP is so fucking ungrateful, even to his actual audience. They could send DSP $100 tip, and he'll give a token "thank you so much" and then immediately forget that guy's name.

You find a streamer just starting out, and give that person a $10 tip or a 1000 bit cheer and they will be your friend for months.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Dude's falling apart.
The greed is at an all time high, not even able to buy the games himself and instead asks for gifts so he doesn't have to pay taxes on them.

He can tap himself on the back for the Quartering interview and can buy all the bait cheers saying they've been following him since 1776 and love his khantent, he did nothing wrong and everything correct, but he's walking on eggshells after this DJRuno meltdown.
He can't help himself but say stupid shit off the cuff that even makes his own fans call him out, and since DSP is a baby he has to always be right and call people names.

I know DSP has always been fueled by controversy and drama, but how long until things escalate? We clearly see he's very unstable and lashes out over the most basic shit, how long until the next refund and report to Twitch, what will be the next thing he'll milk like Khet and Jasper?

It's been said for years that DSP is at his lowest (and for the most part it's been correct) but nowadays it genuinely seems so. These chill streams don't do him any favors too, he should shut the fuck up and play games before he says something so utterly stupid, it will get him banned from Twitch. YouTube is dead, his Patreon is going down by the month. At some point he'll have to make up all that money he needs to blow away each month only and exclusively through panhandling wheelchairs.

He burned all the bridges he had and he's at the point where the only appeal he has as an internet personality is to have people leech off of his lolcow teat and "make a living" by re-shtreaming him for LOLs.

His YouTube makes insignificant views (for the money he needs to make) with little to no growth in subs and his patreon is, well,

At least he's white hot popular

 

[Sparkletor]

Guys, I'm gonna be honest I have zero money and tomorrow is my day off. Me and my wife Kat are going to go buy Halloween decorations.

What? How are you going to buy Halloween decorations if you have no money and nobody is even allowed on your street to see them?

I never said I was going to buy Halloween decorations, idiot! Enjoy the ban. Anyways I have zero money and need to buy Halloween decorations tomorrow with my wife Kat...

The next day:

Look at these cool Halloween decorations me and my wife Kat bought at the annual Halloween store that marks up dollar store items to make money off of idiots. And before you ask, no I didn't buy them. My mom bought them off of QVC. Something that apparently somehow still exists. She mailed them to me even though I tell you shipping a Tee shirt costs $100 for postage.