You guys, Holden forgets that we have the article about him writing a post about how he wanted to murder/suicide some girl. That article had his whole name.
And how do we know that this article is the right article?
1) had 'croatian' in it
2) had the same events holden listed
3) even named the site it was on
We HAVE the article, We HAVE Holden's name. Holden thinks "oh a letter's off. that's not my name!" and whatever. But what he doesn't realize is that we call him other names because it border-line triggers him. It's like calling him Marian, we know that's not his name. At least 10 lolcows here have threads dedicated to them that the "title" is something that's not their name. It's the way the forum rolls. Holden's just dumb and forgets that, while the title may not be his name, we have it. We got it from the two news articles. His streaking one AND his murder/suicide one.