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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
Dunno if this has been posted yet but, a woman gets stabbed in London, and the police are so incompetent that the assailant who stabbed her is standing RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO THEM as shes dying on the street.



Nuke England. The only thing I'll miss from them is James Bond.
 
I always wonder if Chris Morris just fucking gave up in the face of events.

I mean, if you ever read TVGoHome, you can see why Charlie Brooker took up writing science fiction: he had already predicted the fucking future of television.
 
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Those mongs also defaced a chalk horse and pissed off the local primary school.

"I've had to explain to children this morning - they can't understand how adults have done this."

"I'm sorry children but some adults just don't grow up and learn to respect others, these people are called tards."
 
"I've had to explain to children this morning - they can't understand how adults have done this."

"I'm sorry children but some adults just don't grow up and learn to respect others, these people are called tards."
Boo fucking hoo, some twats threw some t-shirts on a chalk horse. I reckon the t-shirts came off worse in this engagement.
 
Anyone watch the Andrew Neil show today where he had on an Extinction Rebellion representative complete with her Sonichu-esque medallion?:
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I can't tell, is that a male, female or something inbetween?
Why is it all these movements always send speds over to be interviewed. Last time they had this university student who bailed after being asked too many questions he didn't like.
 
Sadiq Khan's £1.7million Twitter 'Hate Crime Hub' has prosecuted just six trolls in two years


Kahn't strikes again
Looks like the U.K. police are just as lazy at investigating internet trolls as they are investigating sexual assaults.
 
Those mongs also defaced a chalk horse and pissed off the local primary school.

Why can't the Extinction Rebellion live up to the first half of their name and just become extinct?

What are they even trying to accomplish outside of confirming that they're dumbfucks that deserve any jail time they're given?
 
The main problem with Extinction Rebellion (Aside from the virtue signalling protesters annoying everyone who wants to get on with their day) is their actual plans are so radical they rarely bring them up, maybe it’s because they know they’re so laughably unrealistic and alienating.

It’s not even the usual carbon tax thing, which is unpopular enough, it’s more ‘We need to abandon capitalism and live pre-industrial lifestyles’. (It’s the same with the likes of Greta, during her speech at the UN she said “There will not be any solutions or plans presented in line with these figures here today, because these numbers are too uncomfortable and you are still not mature enough to tell it like it is.”)

And then with interviews with the original members it turns into a social justice checklist with him blaming colonialism, the patriarchy, heteronormativity, white supremacy, etc.
 
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