TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[theworstkindofeurofag]

I think April stays with him out of pure love. It has to be true love. People say that she stays with him because it's comfortable, but is it really? She has to work several jobs to take care of the household. Sure, she can build her dolls and play her Skyrim sex mods, but she could probably do that more if she's with someone who would completely provide for her. I guess she can live in his house, but I bet it's a complete pig stye and Noah isn't cleaning shit. Furthermore, Noah isn't doing anything nice for her. What did he get for her birthday? Something from a fast food place?

So, yeah, my conclusion is that it has to be pure, unadulterated love. Love makes no sense I guess. I don't know if this is disturbing or sweet. Or both.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

She's also a complacent ageing pixie girl who prefers playing Skyrim and with dolls rather than engaging in normal human behaviour, she didn't have much to offer a spouse even prior to Spoony.

It is remarkable that she can hold down a job given her personality, and she has had to work more since Spoony's nonsense, which she should be recognised for at least, but it clearly wasn't the plan. Spoony was her ticket to dicking around in some quirky video game related creative zone but she got on the train too late.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

but she could probably do that more if she's with someone who would completely provide for her

Who? I doubt there is someone desperate enough to let some almost 40 years old danger hair play Skyrim all day in his house, while he is the one paying the bills. You also forget one thing - Noah doesn't just let her do what she wants, he doesn't ask for anything in return, like good home meals or regular sex. Also, maybe she is OK with living in shit, like Venti.

What did he get for her birthday?

I'm not sure it was her last birthday, but one time he bought her a plushy of Iron Bull from Dragon Gender: Inquisition, who April has been always wet about. Freud would consider this as his complete retreat in the question of their sex life.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Who? I doubt there is someone desperate enough to let some almost 40 years old danger hair play Skyrim all day in his house, while he is the one paying the bills. You also forget one thing - Noah doesn't just let her do what she wants, he doesn't ask for anything in return, like good home meals or regular sex. Also, maybe she is OK with living in shit, like Venti.


I'm not sure it was her last birthday, but one time he bought her a plushy of Iron Bull from Dragon Gender: Inquisition, who April has been always wet about. Freud would consider this as his complete retreat in the question of their sex life.

I think I remember her posting something like: "Guess what Noah got me for my birthday, guuuuys" on her last birthday and then she posted a picture of a meat pie (?) from some fast food place. Might be wrong tho.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I think April stays with him out of pure love. It has to be true love. People say that she stays with him because it's comfortable, but is it really? She has to work several jobs to take care of the household. Sure, she can build her dolls and play her Skyrim sex mods, but she could probably do that more if she's with someone who would completely provide for her. I guess she can live in his house, but I bet it's a complete pig stye and Noah isn't cleaning shit. Furthermore, Noah isn't doing anything nice for her. What did he get for her birthday? Something from a fast food place?

So, yeah, my conclusion is that it has to be pure, unadulterated love. Love makes no sense I guess. I don't know if this is disturbing or sweet. Or both.

I wholeheartedly disagree. I've said before, she is staying with him not out of love but out of a sick sense of "well I dont wanna go back home, so I guess I have to force myself here."
The fact that she rarely if ever mentions him now should say something. To me I almost feel like shes saving money to EVENTUALLY leave him. She probably doesnt even hate him, she just doesn't want to live with a man like that, not saying shes a catch by any means herself, but I believe she has gotten tired of it. I said before that they live in a loveless relationship out of convenience over the whole "love conquers all" notion. To be honest with how selfish Spoony is I honestly doubt he wants her around for anything more than simple "emotional" support, which translates to "I dont wanna be alone."

 

[Fancy Rat]

New stream of a game he's already played. Spoiler alert: it sucks.

He's obviously loaded, on pills, booze, or both. The chat is nothing but people drinking his ball sweat, telling him that he "looks great", and asking if he'll stream more or make more reviews. Total roundup about $350, mostly from Scandinavians.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

New stream of a game he's already played. Spoiler alert: it sucks.

He's obviously loaded, on pills, booze, or both. The chat is nothing but people drinking his ball sweat, telling him that he "looks great", and asking if he'll stream more or make more reviews. Total roundup about $350, mostly from Scandinavians.

-The game Spoony tweeted about not playing in "a year in a half" is this one, D4, Dark Dreams Don't Die, not MK11, so that explains that.
-He forgot everything about the game in that time, so he started over with a New Game, after much huffing and puffing and bitchy whining.
-"I remember that there's a lot of food in this game..."
-"How have I been?" Closes eyes, head nods down, uncomfortably long pause. "That's a complicated question." another pause "I'll punt on that one. Depressed does not cover it. Things are bad. But... things are bad for everyone." I'm 98% certain him and April are broken up and are just roommates now.
-Struggles for a few minutes to get the chat overlay to show up.
-"I always post the videos when I'm done." No you don't. A lot of times you make them unlisted. What a weird thing to lie about.
-"Death Stranding? No idea about it. If it involves gaming news, I've been under a rock. I've been bedridden for years now." Your hundreds of Orange Man Bad tweets suggest otherwise, fuckwit. Noah cares more about CNN than any gaming news and he refuses to even acknowledge it. What a husk.
-Responds to a first-time tipper by awkwardly saying "I broke your cherry..." Well then, at least you didn't say you'll chain him up to a pipe in your basement.
-The main character lives in a filthy apartment "Oh man this is really looking more and more like my house." Heh. Good one.
-This game is ridiculous. Spoony is just screaming and doing clown reactions. uugghh... Changing playback speed to 1.5...
-Main character cracks open a fortune cookie that says "You don't have to believe in Santa Claus but you really should believe in God" Spoony is visibly offended. "I reject your reality!" Uh huh, a furious fedora tip, very edgy... 1.75 speed...
-It's strange how Noah doesn't read any of the messages attached to donations no matter how positive, just "Thanks [name]", another way that he's amazingly a worse streamer than DarkSydePhil.
-Spoony quits after the first chapter, an hour and 10 minutes in, because of how weird the game is, he notices that this is the same part where he quit over a year ago.
-"Literally nothing happened!" Well except for the premise being established, but alright, sure, it's a bizarre game.
-Noah spends the next 5 minutes explaining all the nothing that happened.
-"This game is literally a scam!" Uhhm... got a mirror handy?
-"I am not nearly hammered enough on Tequila for this" Well I guess that answers that.
-Closes the game
-Last 10 minutes is just more mugging at the camera about how strange the game is. He's really proud of this garbage commentary. 200% speed....
-I still maintain that he got significantly less than $350, despite my screwed up attempts at converting currencies on the fly, derp.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Are you unaware that SEK is in Swedish Krona, and you basically divide by 10 to get the actual dollar amount?
So SEK 500 is like 5 bucks. DKK (Danish Krone) 500 is 14 dollars.

Imagine trying to flex on people's math skills and then saying 500 divided by 10 is 5

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Just watched the first few minutes of the stream.

Yeah, he sounds like he's on something, either booze or pills.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Imagine trying to flex on people's math skills and then saying 500 divided by 10 is 5

Okay well I guess that's where I fucked up then.
Thanks bruh.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Over the years he's mentioned taking Xanax and other powerful benzos and antidepressants.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Who? I doubt there is someone desperate enough to let some almost 40 years old danger hair play Skyrim all day in his house, while he is the one paying the bills. You also forget one thing - Noah doesn't just let her do what she wants, he doesn't ask for anything in return, like good home meals or regular sex. Also, maybe she is OK with living in shit, like Venti.


I'm not sure it was her last birthday, but one time he bought her a plushy of Iron Bull from Dragon Gender: Inquisition, who April has been always wet about. Freud would consider this as his complete retreat in the question of their sex life.

Imagine getting cucked by a video game character.

And yeah, April always struck me as an extremely complacent woman. She would rather take the safe route of staying with Spoony in his decaying house with his decaying Patreon money (and possible financial support from his family) than risk being alone and moving back in with her family.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

New stream of a game he's already played. Spoiler alert: it sucks.

He's obviously loaded, on pills, booze, or both. The chat is nothing but people drinking his ball sweat, telling him that he "looks great", and asking if he'll stream more or make more reviews. Total roundup about $350, mostly from Scandinavians.

Christ. You were not lying when you said he sounds loaded...

 

[Fancy Rat]

Imagine trying to flex on people's math skills and then saying 500 divided by 10 is 5

Yeah, I forgot about conversion. Admittedly, I only skimmed through it in about 20 minutes and just rough guessed the total of the donations that I saw.

Doesn't matter, though: if he got five bucks, it's more than he deserves.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Yeah, I forgot about conversion. Admittedly, I only skimmed through it in about 20 minutes and just rough guessed the total of the donations that I saw.

Doesn't matter, though: if he got five bucks, it's more than he deserves.

It's six bucks too many.

 

[RJ MacReady]

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Imagine getting cucked by a video game character.

Oh, if only it was just that. That character is from the race that's basically "what if caliphate was all blacks", they are very hostile and are always seeking for something to conquer. He is very big, masculine, has black skin and it wouldn't be Bioware's visual novel with combat, if it wasn't thrown in your face, that he has giant hose. And he literally has BULL in his name. It's like poetry, where everything rhymes.

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Well, that's some progress. Now he only needs to become aware about other several thousands.

 

[Mango Unchained]

Today, a full semester passed since this post and the only thing added to this set are cobwebs.



Not that anyone expected Spoony to do something. The intoxicated Livewire was much more than anyone could hope for outside the Twitter barrages.

EDIT: Forgot to do the math since that date, picture doctored for your convenience.

 

[Fagnacious D]

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It's not too late Spoony. You can still turn things around but, this is a journey only you and you alone must take.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

 

[Box Tie]

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I never thought a 30-going-on-40 year old behaving like an attentionwhoring angsty teenager on irc could be this irritating. Sometimes I wish he would just do it. When you're this miserable and so dedicated to staying that way, why not do yourself and everyone else a favor. Find a good home for your dog, go out and just never come back, I'm sure April would be better off not being shackled to an adult baby too, jesus.