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Pargon said:
Are the totals he comes up with consistently less than they ought to be?
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In that the totals are off from the actual amount, yes. But the differences are almost always within a couple of dollars, and it's usually because someone tips like $1.50, which Phil is too lazy to actually add (or having automatically added) up. So a couple of those will cause the difference. Every now and then someone will tip overnight, and since Phil doesn't put that up (iT wAsN't DuRiNg DuH StReAm), that would arguably count as a bigger difference.
 
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Do you lot have this amazing ability to take single most bitter and boomer-ish looking of fatuck socialfailure Phil likeness or does he always have the look of a bitter way too old before his time boomerbrain?
 
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You're amazing.

Do people actually believe Phil's story about his parents buying him stuff and sending it to him?
Because if that's the case they're retarded. If Phil doesn't have enough money to put food on the table, you would expect his parents would give him money, not decorations.
But again, Phil isn't poor. Phil doesn't have as much disposable income as he wants to have, or believes he is owed.
 
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kebab4you said:
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Street smart man trying to understand topics which he has zero knowledge about.
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Still getting caught up on the last few weeks in this thread, and this really caught my attention. His arrogance coupled with his stupidity is quite amazing. I mean, when put in simple words it's not a very difficult concept to understand, even retards like him should understand, and yet...

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So if I were to have friends over at my place and before they arrive, I were to buy 4 brands of beer I know they like (as to reduce the chance I would have to return to the store to get the right brand of beer they want once they are already at my place), then ask them what kind of beer they'd like and they happen to name one of the 4 brands I bought beforehand, I made the decision for them. Good to know. I have been mind-controlling and making decisions for people for years now, without them even realizing it. Free will is an illusion. I am the master. I am God.

Also cannot find anything about "Experts laughing at the notion", anyone has any info on that or is this once again him being a boomer that doesn't understand basic technology and screams "EXPERTS SAY SO TOO!"?
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
You're amazing.

Do people actually believe Phil's story about his parents buying him stuff and sending it to him?
Because if that's the case they're exceptional. If Phil doesn't have enough money to put food on the table, you would expect his parents would give him money, not decorations.
But again, Phil isn't poor. Phil doesn't have as much disposable income as he wants to have, or believes he is owed.
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I don't know if I actually believe it.
It's funny though to imagine a middle aged man being sent decorative pieces from mommy and daddy specifically for his streams where he tries desperately to fashion himself as a wise sage.
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
I don't know if I actually believe it.
It's funny though to imagine a middle aged man being sent decorative pieces from mommy and daddy specifically for his streams where he tries desperately to fashion himself as a wise sage.
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Don't believe it.

I'm very confident that I know what's going on. This is one of those Phil things where he says someone else had the idea so if it backfires he can blame them. He has done this often before.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Man I feel like this year we’ve truly hit the apex of dark begging...I can’t even think about it without just having a mental fart...

This dudes narrative is that for like every month this year, he’s been in the red and endlessly paying money for bills. At any point of the month he’ll tell you a bill is due, there’s never a day you can go on his stream and he won’t be worried about an upcoming bill. There’s never a point where money isn’t leaving his bank account, it’s evolved into its final form as a truly bottomless pit.

He expects us to believe he’s lived an entire year of being overdrawn...like god damn. But this never seems to get in the way of food or grocery shopping, they are apparently running around all day on his days off but doesn’t have trouble buying gas. He takes his wife out on her birthday(he says it was inexpensive, but it’s still man claiming to be overdrawn going out and celebrating in some form) this endlessly cycle of being overdrawn only seems to matter when it comes to bills...his days off seem to progress without many hiccups or money issues...but those bills are eternally draining his wallet at any given moment.

I seriously can’t wrap my head around this narrative or how anyone can believe it. A year long cycle of being broke yet not suffering any noticeable drawbacks of being without money, it’s incredible lmao.
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You would think with how often his account “overdraws dood!” that his bank would freeze his account. I guess his gout got to his brain and made him forget that little detail.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Don't believe it.

I'm very confident that I know what's going on. This is one of those Phil things where he says someone else had the idea so if it backfires he can blame them. He has done this often before.
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The only reason to doubt that he's lying is that it's very likely his mother was/is an illogical, sadistic, cruel, narcissistic woman, who does things like send her debtor son loads of money that cannot be used for what it is most desperately needed, in order to create a son like Dave.
 
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Nypical Haterade Comment said:
You would think with how often his account “overdraws dood!” that his bank would freeze his account. I guess his gout got to his brain and made him forget that little detail.
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why would you stop doing business with a person who's paying you extra money every month? banks allow you to overdraft up until a certain amount based on what they know is profitable, its great business for them
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Well, if his mother did buy it, she paid more than necessary buying it off QVC as D$P stated:
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Tevin said it right the other day: If we believe what dsp says... if what he says about his mother and khet is true, then they are retarded.

dsp is in his worst financial situation, but burnell mama instead of keep helping him, she buys a cat tree, decoration, skull, gives money for his soulmade to spend it.
 
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I now have a (female) boss who ack-ack-acks just like Phil when she laughs. She, like I imagine Ma Burnell, is a decades-long smoker, has no concept of personal space, and is generally vile and unapproachable. Every time she cackles I have to take several deep breaths to keep the red mist from settling.

Given Phil's demonstrated tendency to inherit laughs from those nearest to him, it makes me think this is precisely how his mother laughs.
 
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