Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Can't eat but has a Starbucks habit?

Lupus with Lauren

Ask for hard questions on IG and someone will call you out. Must be nice to be able to afford to buy a diagnosis like that and a matching one for your mom. Matching necklaces are so last century.

funny that Lauren says dr Kelly works with a geneticist to diagnose EDS but she walked out of her first appointment with a hEDS diagnosis, so what is the truth? I also didn’t realize that Chiari and JRA were part of the hEDS criteria now. She’s so dense.
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she also just went back to the Kelly clinic and got diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis because they diagnose everything there
 
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Poor SOS. If only she’d done her research before posting, well, anything. She was called out on her confusing as fuck behaviour pretty damn quickly if I’m remembering correctly? But she kept going like the true warrior Instagram princess she is and now has to deal with the so called stress of constantly trying to make more and more amendments to the bullshit excuses she had to keep making due to thinking people would just take her word for everything. Poor, poor thing. One would think you’d be visibly more torn up about having to get a fucking feeding tube to survive over what strangers on the Internet were saying about you. Hopefully she actually meant it when she posted that she was shutting the fuck up now. One can only hope that she’ll keep her kids out of the behaviours she’s applied to herself.

As for munching trends, I wonder if compression disorders will become the new thing as a must have on anyone’s laundry list of symptoms on their instagram profiles? SMAS and MALS Facebook support groups seem to be devolving at a steady rate over the last couple of years not unlike how POTS and EDS ones did over like last 5-10 years and I’ve noticed more than a handful of munchies mention the syndromes. It’s bullshit since they’re both easily ruled out by imaging but a doctor or two in the US started offering incredibly risky open surgeries to young girls “with the anatomy” for either (whatever the fuck that means?) despite imaging results which is why I’m guessing the munching activity is picking up in that area. It’ll be like the new chiari!
She's still posting but she's deleting everything almost instantly. I do quite enjoy her current bio though:
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*PARTS* of their daily life's. So like only the horrific horrible ones or is she trying to say that these are the good times?
Also the fact that she has to make sure everyone knows that she is currently hospitalized. Also don't click the updates link as it's nothing updates mixed in with links to the Amazon wishlist and PayPal for donations because that's the only updates her followers need. I think both links are also highlighted in another slot also. She has deleted all talk of the tube saga but insists she will be getting a new tube soon that will be a gj!
 
That KickingGeese person who reacts to all of ALR's videos has MS and when she was in the hospital a few months ago she was documenting her solu-medrol binges on social media. I don't find her particularly entertaining but I thought that was pretty funny. Of course, like a good lolcow, she later tied it into her woo-woo Starch Solution diet that promises to help people "beat MS" and she admits she doesn't take her medication regularly, and vapes, and doesn't do her PT... And yet harps on fatties for taking their health for granted.
She didn't take medication or do any kind of treatment for a long time because she thought she could do without it. She recently started on meds since she found out her disease has progressed as a result of avoiding treatment in the past. She's vaping CBD since this last worsening as well, around the same time as she started the meds.

You usually have a good nose but I'm wondering if you can put a little bit better case for her actually being OTT or a munchie versus a person with MS who's been a bit of a fuckup with following through on treatments. I'm not a stan, I happen to have caught these bits along the way during her older Amber reactions I used to watch.

Her woo diet is some extreme eating vegan bullshit for sure, but she has a history of that since she lost weight on keto. Lots of people fall for fad restrictive diets (hello keto), especially if they've had eating problems in the past. It's misguided as hell but I'm still not sure how that makes her OTT.
 
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She didn't take medication or do any kind of treatment for a long time because she thought she could do without it. She recently started on meds since she found out her disease has progressed as a result of avoiding treatment in the past. She's vaping CBD since this last worsening as well, around the same time as she started the meds.

You usually have a good nose but I'm wondering if you can put a little bit better case for her actually being OTT or a munchie versus a person with MS who's been a bit of a fuckup with following through on treatments. I'm not a stan, I happen to have caught these bits along the way during her older Amber reactions I used to watch.

Her woo diet is some extreme eating vegan bullshit for sure, but she has a history of that since she lost weight on keto. Lots of people fall for fad restrictive diets (hello keto), especially if they've had eating problems in the past. It's misguided as hell but I'm still not sure how that makes her OTT.
Didn't say she was OTT and certainly not suggesting she's a munchie, or even anything close to that. I thought her hospital posts were pretty down to earth and level headed and I genuinely laughed at her posting about the solu-medrol binges as if they were mukbangs.

The few times I watched her was when she was doing her hospital vlogs/explaining her hospitalization wherein she said she was in the hospital for not taking her MS meds and not doing her PT, then a few after she turned on ALR over the scooter thing. I also mentioned that she vapes (didn't know it was CBD but I have seen her post about dispensaries so i thought it was mmj) and that she's on a woo-woo diet. I didn't know she started taking meds. I thought she was trying to cure her MS with the diet and maryjane.

I called her a lolcow because her videos are cringey imo and she seemed hypocritical to be harping on ALR and Chantal for their crazy diets when she herself is on a crazy diet/complaining about them taking their health for granted when she wasn't caring for her own.
 
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She's still posting but she's deleting everything almost instantly. I do quite enjoy her current bio though:
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*PARTS* of their daily life's. So like only the horrific horrible ones or is she trying to say that these are the good times?
Also the fact that she has to make sure everyone knows that she is currently hospitalized. Also don't click the updates link as it's nothing updates mixed in with links to the Amazon wishlist and PayPal for donations because that's the only updates her followers need. I think both links are also highlighted in another slot also. She has deleted all talk of the tube saga but insists she will be getting a new tube soon that will be a gj!

Fucking lol at my wishful thinking in hoping that she’d shut the fuck up. Almost as hilarious as that bio. The wishlist and donations make it seem she’s trying to munch not only for asspats but for personal gain too. Looks like she’s shut down her gofundme at the very least but judging by her current behaviour, she’s simply gone into some shit form of damage control for now. She’s seeming like the type of munchie to probably already have her next gofundme lined up though.

Part of me did actually wonder if she was an overwhelmed new mother looking for some kind of reprieve (yeah, still one hell of a fucked up reprieve) but all the donation bullshit is threatening to wipe that thought. She’s obviously fucking loving the attention too, seemingly even from here.

Also, coming back to her bio, fancy calling your own kids “genetically unfortunate humans”. I’m still going to hope she’s not going to throw tantrums everywhere until she’s found a doctor to give her kids unnecessary brain surgery after reading that one of them is getting headaches.
 
Didn't say she was OTT and certainly not suggesting she's a munchie, or even anything close to that. I thought her hospital posts were pretty down to earth and level headed and I genuinely laughed at her posting about the solu-medrol binges as if they were mukbangs.

The few times I watched her was when she was doing her hospital vlogs/explaining her hospitalization wherein she said she was in the hospital for not taking her MS meds and not doing her PT, then a few after she turned on ALR over the scooter thing. I also mentioned that she vapes (didn't know it was CBD but I have seen her post about dispensaries so i thought it was mmj) and that she's on a woo-woo diet. I didn't know she started taking meds. I thought she was trying to cure her MS with the diet and maryjane.

I called her a lolcow because her videos are cringey imo and she seemed hypocritical to be harping on ALR and Chantal for their crazy diets when she herself is on a crazy diet/complaining about them taking their health for granted when she wasn't caring for her own.
You're probably right about mmj, sorry for any mixup on my end if that's the case.

She got onto the meds after one of hose recent bouts in hospital, and the first one she tried gave her side effects. The one she's on now she had to apply to a foundation for funding for. But sh's said she realises now she should have been on meds all along. I guess she was blase about it at the time.

All the Amber hater/reaction circle are cringe. And so is the Starch Solution.
 
funny that Lauren says dr Kelly works with a geneticist to diagnose EDS but she walked out of her first appointment with a hEDS diagnosis, so what is the truth? I also didn’t realize that Chiari and JRA were part of the hEDS criteria now. She’s so dense.

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she also just went back to the Kelly clinic and got diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis because they diagnose everything there
So they just threw ankylosing spondylitis in there like a free gift? This'll be interesting to watch seeing as there's very obvious effects. There's so many cross over symptoms with heds, lupus and and akylising spondylitis she's clearly claiming all three and using the same symptoms as criteria for each . Anyway, let's see if she starts duct taping a broom to her back under her clothes to mimic spine fusion for the fans
 
I really don’t get why munchies latch so hard on to POTS. Maybe I don’t actually understand what it really is, but it just sounds like usual shit that human bodies sometimes do, especially if you’re not living a particularly healthy lifestyle. Sometimes your heart beats faster if you stand up too quickly? Boohoo, stand up slower next time.

So yeah, a POTS service dog would just be for attention or an excuse to have a dog.

I've some experience with POTS. First, I wanna say that I think a lot of things get shoved under the POTS umbrella, including people that just don't drink enough water and are not active at all, and people who dont eat enough. That stuff all causes symptoms. Munchies make it seem like a much worse thing that it is tho.

For people who legit have it, you minimize symptoms by drinking a ton of fluids, getting a lot of salt and electrolytes so you can use those fluids, consistently exercising, even if it's something light, to keep conditioned, and compression stockings. They recommend full tights for POTS, but I see so many people only using the socks for some reason. In more severe cases, there are meds one can take to lower hr and increase bp or help hold on to salt and fluid. Lifestyle changes are also important. Like eating well if you aren't, all the fluid shit I mentioned, staying active, and avoiding stuff that is likely to trigger symptoms, like don't plan a marathon standing session on a hot day when you know it will be hard to get water etc. It's really a thing that's more annoying than anything else and can be managed with all this stuff. Once you know your heart is ok and that it's just POTS causing it, you just suck up episodes and sit or something cuz you know you are fine. It will pass and you are not in danger.

This whole thing with getting iv fluids and wheelchairs is wack. You don't need an iv when you are capable of drinking with your mouth. And a wheelchair is probably the worst thing you could do for yourself, because deconditioning is a big issue when you have POTS, it's almost guaranteed to make you worse, which I guess they want. Being active is so important, and losing stuff like the basic walking around of daily life is bad. They also do not need to be going to the er for this ever. You aren't in danger. It's a waste of their time. It's not this life threatening thing they make it out to be.

I'm guessing they like it because it's easy to get a dx, you can induce symptoms easily if you don't have them, and they have a wheelchair excuse.
 
Chiari is poised to be the new thing they all have, but that is also boring and part of the EDS package deal. Seen a recent uptick in spinal stenosis and various neuropathies as well.

Slight PL here, but as a young(ish) person with spinal stenosis, what's the point? It's not a glamorous disorder at all. The treatment is massage therapy/physio and like... NSAIDs. You don't get cortisone injections or surgery until it gets extremely severe. There's no PICC lines or tubes. They don't even recommend mobility aids unless it gets really severe, and then it's like... a sexy rollator. I'd rather lean on a shopping cart when I have to.

Also confused since I don't think it's something you can induce (unless they're just making it up for asspats).
 
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Slight PL here, but as a young(ish) person with spinal stenosis, what's the point? It's not a glamorous disorder at all. The treatment is massage therapy/physio and like... NSAIDs. You don't get cortisone injections or surgery until it gets extremely severe. There's no PICC lines or tubes. They don't even recommend mobility aids unless it gets really severe, and then it's like... a sexy rollator. I'd rather lean on a shopping cart when I have to.

Also confused since I don't think it's something you can induce (unless they're just making it up for asspats.
It's probably due to the fact that a layperson hears "spinal stenosis" and thinks serious because its something spinal. They can then pretend to be the most severe case ever and get the asspats for ages to come.
 
Slight PL here, but as a young(ish) person with spinal stenosis, what's the point? It's not a glamorous disorder at all. The treatment is massage therapy/physio and like... NSAIDs. You don't get cortisone injections or surgery until it gets extremely severe. There's no PICC lines or tubes. They don't even recommend mobility aids unless it gets really severe, and then it's like... a sexy rollator. I'd rather lean on a shopping cart when I have to.

Also confused since I don't think it's something you can induce (unless they're just making it up for asspats.

The person I know for sure is claiming spinal stenosis (@barfiedoll_ aka Kat Loosemore) used it to get a suprapubic catheter she then showed off for asspats and a wheelchair she takes about 90% of her selfies in.

She also has been on TPN for several years for her super severe GP. Because she didn't actually have severe GP as evidenced by her daily creamy coffee selfies and food in the back of her photos even though she lives alone, she continued to eat, and therefore she gained like 120 lbs in a year. lol.
 
I saw an article earlier about how 'The majority of people who believe they have a chronic form of Lyme disease are more likely to have chronic fatigue syndrome'.
I'm curious as to how munchies claiming to have it will react. Will they still claim it's chronic Lyme that they experience and they are one of the few, or move to chronic fatigue as a diagnosis instead?

Just looked it up and the treatment for chronic fatigue is antidepressants, relaxation techniques and therapy, none of which the munchies seem to want or accept, so I’m going with Chronic Lyme 4 life
 
Fucking lol at my wishful thinking in hoping that she’d shut the fuck up. Almost as hilarious as that bio. The wishlist and donations make it seem she’s trying to munch not only for asspats but for personal gain too. Looks like she’s shut down her gofundme at the very least but judging by her current behaviour, she’s simply gone into some shit form of damage control for now. She’s seeming like the type of munchie to probably already have her next gofundme lined up though.

Part of me did actually wonder if she was an overwhelmed new mother looking for some kind of reprieve (yeah, still one hell of a fucked up reprieve) but all the donation bullshit is threatening to wipe that thought. She’s obviously fucking loving the attention too, seemingly even from here.

Also, coming back to her bio, fancy calling your own kids “genetically unfortunate humans”. I’m still going to hope she’s not going to throw tantrums everywhere until she’s found a doctor to give her kids unnecessary brain surgery after reading that one of them is getting headaches.

She got rid of her gofu**me because they take too much money from the donations and she had an issue getting the original donations because of an ID problem so she swore off go fund me for a free flow of money through PayPal which people can't ask for donations back from as it's considered a friend's and family payment, not a purchase. Can you imagine having 19k people willing to blindly donate cash and items to you because "life is so rough". If each person donated $2, you have $40k, each person donates $5 and you have 100k. I'm definitely in the wrong profession 🙄.
 
I saw an article earlier about how 'The majority of people who believe they have a chronic form of Lyme disease are more likely to have chronic fatigue syndrome'.
I'm curious as to how munchies claiming to have it will react. Will they still claim it's chronic Lyme that they experience and they are one of the few, or move to chronic fatigue as a diagnosis instead?
I'm remaining optimistic that at least a portion of these chronic Lyme for Lyfees graduate to full blown Morgellons. It's so much more sooper speshul and rare
 
I'm remaining optimistic that at least a portion of these chronic Lyme for Lyfees graduate to full blown Morgellons. It's so much more sooper speshul and rare

I fear Morgellons will soon be a thing of the past. I miss the halcyon days when people openly posted photos of their self-excised nerves claiming they were government nano-tubes to hell or whatever.
 
I fear Morgellons will soon be a thing of the past. I miss the halcyon days when people openly posted photos of their self-excised nerves claiming they were government nano-tubes to hell or whatever.
I'll just have to make do with Kelly and Staphire for now until we get some more skin pickers
 
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