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[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I like that all his recent posts are about how he can't cum, and blaming his vibrator.

A month ago he was posting about his festering wound and now he's investing tons of money into female vibrators because the vibrator is obviously the problem

Lol, you're right. And of course he's asking about this on /r/TwoXChromosomes even though cis women's vaginas are completely different from what he has.

Looking to get a new personal massager : TwoXChromosomes

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I'm amazed he's even able to masturbate, that wound looked like it wasn't going to heal fast.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Disgusting af that freaks who go into women's forums and blatantly seek out fap material now get a steady supply of asspats.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I like that all his recent posts are about how he can't cum, and blaming his vibrator.

A month ago he was posting about his festering wound and now he's investing tons of money into female vibrators because the vibrator is obviously the problem

Knew a dude who could get off from having his bellybutton poked, which seems like more a vagina than what these idiots have. What they're trying is like, to cum from a vibrating armpit? isn't all sensory enjoyment gone after cutting the sausage off?

 

[crab hole]

Lol, you're right. And of course he's asking about this on /r/TwoXChromosomes even though cis women's vaginas are completely different from what he has.

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I'm amazed he's even able to masturbate, that wound looked like it wasn't going to heal fast.

Can spend $15000 on surgery but gets the shit knockoff mini-hitachi, smdh.

 

[Surf and TERF]

OK dude come on back here and tell us what kind of church this was, because forget the troon part, the stripper part, the fetishes, what church invites literal devil worshipers to speak at their gatherings?

IDK, have you ever been to a UU church? This sounds 100% par for the course.

Yeah, it’s UU. He attended the service and then spoke at an event that took place afterward.

Not a true and honest religion imo because it allows just about any belief, but it’s good if you can’t seriously believe in God but still want to have church in your life.

Sex was literally described as a buffet...it's fine to take some of everything, and as much as you want.

What the fuck? I haven’t heard anything about this.

I’ve checked out 3 different churches and they all seem to have their own thing going on. Only the one I spoke about has such an intense SJW vibe, but I know sex topics during service, at least, aren’t allowed because it was mentioned in a meeting. The congregation at this place is significantly younger. The other two are more loyal to Christian ideals.

 

[Positron]

Sex was literally described as a buffet...it's fine to take some of everything, and as much as you want.

Chef's recommendation: Granuloma inguinale in chalmydia sauce and pubic-lice garnish.

 

[Bibendum]

wom·an
/ˈwo͝omən/ noun
A person who uses soft vanilla scented deodorant.

 

[Marvin]

isn't all sensory enjoyment gone after cutting the sausage off?

They try to reroute the sensitive parts (like using the head of the penis as the "clit"), it just usually doesn't work very well.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Disgusting af that freaks who go into women's forums and blatantly seek out fap material now get a steady supply of asspats.

They aren't just 'going into' them, they are taking them over. I'm sure it's been said before, that there are a lot of female subs on reddit that now are majority troons, and the females that remain are the 'are you on the right side of history' types.

 

[Ann Berlin]

I understand quitting your shitty but high paying job for a lower paying one that makes you happier, but imagine telling your family you quit your corporate position to serve coffee in turn for getting your dick inverted.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

That explains why last time I went to a Starbucks it was populated with employees who looked like they wanted to educate us all about the gender binary.

If I had stock in Starbucks I'd be selling. There's no way it's good business to have such an unequal benefit to other employers that you get a disproportionate number of employees who soak your insurers for $50-100k as soon as they've been in their $15/hour, 20 hour a week barista position for 6 months. If they're having surgery on the company dime after having only earned $15k or so, they're quadrupling (or more) their overall cost to the company. And then telling all their friends to do the same.

That's before we get into the fact that normal people don't like being around self-mutilators with extremely strong feelings about specific types of words. I'd rather go to the coffee shop down the street where at least if they're overcharging me, it's going to line the pockets of the local entrepreneur, not dickchops for porn addicts and self-loathing gays.

 

[one_time_user]

starbucks, where they can't get my name correct on my cup of coffee after I tell them it but YOU BETTER GUESS MY PRONOUNS CORRECTLY

 

[Peaches Demure]

"Will I need FFS to pass? Honestly?"



Honest response: You'll never pass as a woman even if you shave down your brow, nose and jaw enough for your brain to bulge through your facial bones. (Which has already happened to some troon.)

r/transpassing - Honest take - do you think I will require FFS in order to pass?

9 votes and 13 comments so far on Reddit

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The obligatory fivehead:

r/transpassing - No makeup and from a few days ago. How do I look?

2 votes and 5 comments so far on Reddit

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Obligatory no-effort obese gamer 'sperg:

r/transpassing - How well do I pass? MTF/27/2 mo E (after 2.5 year break from hrt due to job loss and moving)

4 votes and 1 comment so far on Reddit

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...and the best for last! Don't click on this. Don't say I didn't warn you. This is a neovagina. You should know better by now.

Spoiler: At the cost of your sanity

r/Transgender_Surgeries - (NSFW) Anyone know what these white/yellow spots around my clit could be?

10 votes and 4 comments so far on Reddit

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[DumbDude42]

What are the yellow wormy things I keep seeing in these operations? Hannah Simpson had a heinous amount of them. Are they stitches, granulation or infection?

Spoiler: Warning: gross thing

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Slough (also necrotic tissue) is a non-viable fibrous yellow tissue(which may be pale,greenish in colouror have a washed out appearance)formed as a result of infection or damaged tissue in the wound. The presence of slough may indicate the wound is stuck in the inflammatory phase (chronic wounds) or the body is attempting to cleanthe wound bed in preparation for healing. Slough is usually a combination of leucocytes, bacteria, devitalised tissue or debris and usually has a moist, shiny stringy appearance or may be firmly attached to the wound bed.

the strings you see in that pic is the thread that the surgeon used to tie the pieces of flesh and skin together, you can even see where the knots are tied if you look closely
normally surgical thread is clean white, it turns yellowish in these troons because it gets covered in mucus and bacteria
slough is the thick gooey yellowish tissue that looks a bit like pus

 

[Peaches Demure]

I was going to include this in my previous "daily digest" of Reddit troons post, but then I thought he actually deserves a post of his own.

Get it, this dude has had both FFS and a hair transplant, and this is how he came out.

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I wonder at which point this guy realized "...holy hell, this is literally as good as it gets."

 

[chickenbutt]

A month ago he was posting about his festering

They try to reroute the sensitive parts (like using the head of the penis as the "clit"), it just usually doesn't work very well.

As with much of SRS and the ideology of these degenerates surrounding it, it's just a literal hack job - attempting to replicate the female body, while still dismissing any real need to understand how it works particularly well.

Trannies even trying to use female vibrators is kinda ridiculous, although I obviously understand it's about validating their autogynephilic fetish - the entire purpose of a clitoral vibrator is to stimulate the uniquely dense nerve endings down there, and women have something like double the nerve endings there than men do (clit vs. head of the penis). Female vibrators tend to work on women so well because of this physical sexual dimorphism trannies try so hard to pretend doesn't exist. They're not going to be as effective on a man *before* he surgically mangles his taint, let alone after some postmodern Dr Mengele gets to it and reduces sensation further. But of course, delusional troons think that chopping it off and re-arranging the parts is going to magically transform them into real laydees, so...

 

[Lily_Yaniv]

I was going to include this in my previous "daily digest" of Reddit troons post, but then I thought he actually deserves a post of his own.

Get it, this dude has had both FFS and a hair transplant, and this is how he came out.

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I wonder at which point this guy realized "...holy hell, this is literally as good as it gets."

That is quite unfortunate and shows the limitations of these procedures. I am sure he expected a magical transformation that isn't realistically possible.

 

[Marvin]

As with much of SRS and the ideology of these degenerates surrounding it, it's just a literal hack job - attempting to replicate the female body, while still dismissing any real need to understand how it works particularly well.

Trannies even trying to use female vibrators is kinda ridiculous, although I obviously understand it's about validating their autogynephilic fetish - the entire purpose of a clitoral vibrator is to stimulate the uniquely dense nerve endings down there, and women have something like double the nerve endings there than men do (clit vs. head of the penis). Female vibrators tend to work on women so well because of this physical sexual dimorphism trannies try so hard to pretend doesn't exist. They're not going to be as effective on a man *before* he surgically mangles his taint, let alone after some postmodern Dr Mengele gets to it and reduces sensation further. But of course, delusional troons think that chopping it off and re-arranging the parts is going to magically transform them into real laydees, so...

I don't know if they have more nerve endings, but at the very least, if the head of the penis and the clitoris are analogous structures, the same number of nerve endings are distributed across a larger area (the head of a penis being like a quarter and the clitoris being smaller than the eraser on the end of a pencil), so if you chop the penis head down to the smaller size, you have proportionally less sensitivity. (Assuming you didn't accidentally nick some essential sensation carrying nerve in the process. )

Like, isn't this exactly what they should expect? Or, fuck me, do they think we live in some magical star trek world where we have futuristic microsurgery where the surgeon can pluck the necessary nerves out of place and rearrange them into the perfect injection molded pussy (as good or better than what god produces) delivering laser precise orgasms over and over. And not, y'know, that you're just lying passed out on a grody table in Thailand where some hack squeezes your bloody mess of a crotch into a shape that approximates (read: mocks) a vulva, while half of his attention is being spent thinking about how your money is going to his next payment on his italian sports car.

Ahhh fuck

SRS is barbaric and it's this generation's lobotomy.

 

[NoReturn]

Knew a dude who could get off from having his bellybutton poked, which seems like more a vagina than what these idiots have. What they're trying is like, to cum from a vibrating armpit? isn't all sensory enjoyment gone after cutting the sausage off?

They try to reroute the sensitive parts (like using the head of the penis as the "clit"), it just usually doesn't work very well.

Sperging about sexual anatomy below.

Spoiler

So here's another thing. Clitorises are shaped kinda like horseshoes. Only one part of them is exposed, the rest hides under the skin. So when people get artificial clits, they're only getting a reconstruction of a single piece of a larger structure.
That's why vibrators work so well, they aren't vibrating just the "nub", they're stimulating the whole area. Stimulating just the glans is the equivalent of a guy trying to cum by flicking the tip of his penis repeatedly.

 

[Marvin]

Sperging about sexual anatomy below.

Spoiler

So here's another thing. Clitorises are shaped kinda like horseshoes. Only one part of them is exposed, the rest hides under the skin. So when people get artificial clits, they're only getting a reconstruction of a single piece of a larger structure.
That's why vibrators work so well, they aren't vibrating just the "nub", they're stimulating the whole area. Stimulating just the glans is the equivalent of a guy trying to cum by flicking the tip of his penis repeatedly.

That's true, I didn't think about that. Heh also *insert sperging about freud and female orgasms*