DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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This is such a faggot thing to do that a lot of streamers do lately. They'll introduce something/someone and then act like chat has no right to talk about it. I've got a revolutionary idea for these streamers, how about if you don't want something discussed/mocked/theorized about, then don't fucking show it/them on stream. I know, I know, the idea of keeping private things private is a lot to take in for exceptional individuals who struggle with day to day tasks, but just try it out and thank me later.

He brought her into this sewer of autism, even after quite a few people on here were saying it was a bad idea and just asking for trouble. He did it anyway, she is no longer "not a part of it". Dark made her part of it when he couldn't help but try and show off like a teenager bragging about his 1st fuck.
The thing with Davino is that he hypes up everything.

If Kat just showed up on stream one day or he just mentioned he is dating someone and things might get serious, then that would be one thing.
But he talked about her like she was a saint, said life was gonna be so much better and she cured his super depression.
They were gonna do all this awesome stuff together and she was gonna be on streams and vids, and after a few streams she disapearred.

If you say anything about her except about how she is doing you will be told you are mentally ill and dangerous.
He made her a target when he bragged to randoms on the internett about his supermodell soul mate, and revealled the most vanilla ass cracker spawn there is.

Don't hype up your new car and come driving in with a 1980 ford fiesta, you gonna get shit on.
 
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DSP claims Leanna messaged him first in November 2011 which would have made her maximum 18 years, 2 months, and 1 day old. I believe Leanna had said he messaged her fairly agressively before she finally began speaking to him. I suppose she still could have sent the first message and he could have desperately latched on. He did it with Kat.

DSP proceeds to say they dated from "early to mid 2012." He announced the two of you were dating to the Internet within the first two months so probably not "mid," and considering the 5 fucking hour train ride she took to visit him that day I'd say they had a fairly established relationship by even then. Maybe DSP only calls it dating once he's getting underwear time.

Finally to the point: Tevin pointed out DSP actually said they dated "on and off" through 2014 before she moved in with him which brings the phrase "full-time girlfriend" to a whole 'nother meaning. Was DSP in an open relationship with Leanna or was he cucking dudes back in 2011?
I got a question

What the fuck did Leanna and Khat (the wife) see to DSP that made them travel for HOURS just to visit him? Isn't that usually the other way around? Just saying

Phil might have a really great personality that we don't know of since he seems to get girls travel cross state to come to his gout mansion for some of that authentic italian sauce that has half a cup of sugar in it ackackack. Why doesn't he also have the same personality on stream?
 
I got a question

What the fuck did Leanna and Khat (the wife) see to DSP that made them travel for HOURS just to visit him? Isn't that usually the other way around? Just saying

Phil might have a really great personality that we don't know of since he seems to get girls travel cross state to come to his gout mansion for some of that authentic italian sauce that has half a cup of sugar in it ackackack. Why doesn't he also have the same personality on stream?
They were both fans, which also means they likely are exceptional individuals. Phil groomed Leanna who likely came from a trashy family she wanted to get away from (notice how she didn't move back after the break up). Kat likely is doing the same. I know it's hard to fathom but there are some situations worse than being DSP's groomed daughter having everything taken care of on the big man's check book, and from what we hear he doesn't even have that much of a sex drive so they might only have to touch his penis occasionally.

Mind you if you are under pignosis and honestly believe that DSP is as hard up as he says he is then maybe their lives look terrible, but remember that DSP has a tendency to tell lies that make him look worse than reality.
 
I got a question

What the fuck did Leanna and Khat (the wife) see to DSP that made them travel for HOURS just to visit him? Isn't that usually the other way around? Just saying

Phil might have a really great personality that we don't know of since he seems to get girls travel cross state to come to his gout mansion for some of that authentic italian sauce that has half a cup of sugar in it ackackack. Why doesn't he also have the same personality on stream?

One word: Money!
 
How many of those games does he actually own right now? I know STALKER is old and Bloodstained isn't $60 but is he about to drop like $200 for another shitty marathon of games he'll play for two hours max and then forget about? You know, when he's supposedly in """dire straits""" financially?
get out of here with your logic, are you implying either phil already owns these games and sat on them to spite his viewers or bought them himself and is about to waste money by never continuing to play any of them? he REALLY needs the money that this brings in okay?
 
DSP claims Leanna messaged him first in November 2011 which would have made her maximum 18 years, 2 months, and 1 day old. I believe Leanna had said he messaged her fairly agressively before she finally began speaking to him. I suppose she still could have sent the first message and he could have desperately latched on. He did it with Kat.

DSP proceeds to say they dated from "early to mid 2012." He announced the two of you were dating to the Internet within the first two months so probably not "mid," and considering the 5 fucking hour train ride she took to visit him that day I'd say they had a fairly established relationship by even then. Maybe DSP only calls it dating once he's getting underwear time.

Finally to the point: Tevin pointed out DSP actually said they dated "on and off" through 2014 before she moved in with him which brings the phrase "full-time girlfriend" to a whole 'nother meaning. Was DSP in an open relationship with Leanna or was he cucking dudes back in 2011?
Phil must have autistically believed that he wasn't in a real relationship until he and Leanna lived together, even though they were seeing each other basically every weekend (and sometimes she'd stay at his place longer than that) for years. She wasn't around 24/7 to cook and clean for him, therefore she wasn't his "full-time girlfriend." I say believed because he kept referring to Kat as his girlfriend when she had only visited him once when he first mentioned her. I suspect that had more to do with the fact that he had to tell everyone he wasn't an incel after being mocked for getting dumped. Who the hell knows what goes on in Phil's brain when he talks about this stuff, he has warped views on everything and it's all contradictory verbal diarrhea. Looking at it from a normal perspective, they were dating by the time Phil introduced Leanna in the 2012 Valentine's Day video and their relationship continued through April/May 2017. There was nothing "on and off" about it, even if things were strained to the breaking point at times.

I got a question

What the fuck did Leanna and Khat (the wife) see to DSP that made them travel for HOURS just to visit him? Isn't that usually the other way around? Just saying

Phil might have a really great personality that we don't know of since he seems to get girls travel cross state to come to his gout mansion for some of that authentic italian sauce that has half a cup of sugar in it ackackack. Why doesn't he also have the same personality on stream?
Personality had nothing to do with it.
In Leanna's case, she was an 18 year old fangirl. She simply didn't know any better and Phil took full advantage of her naivety. Keep in mind that Leanna was one of three girls Phil was putting out feelers to be his girlfriend, the others being Gamer Nicole and another random fangirl, so it's safe to say that Phil had all the leverage going into that relationship. Phil sure as hell wasn't going out of his way to visit Leanna (I think he only visited her family like twice in all the time they were together) so she had to come to him.
With Kat, she was looking for a way out from her relationship with Subaru Man. Along comes a desperate Phil throwing his money around, offering to pay to fly her over to his place and promising her everything under the Sun. Kat was the one with all the leverage this time. Phil wasn't going to go to Michigan and risk getting caught with her by Subaru Man, knowing he'd get the fuck beat out of him.
Phil has never met a woman under normal circumstances.
 
Where have these 565 subs come from? Haven't paid attention in a while, has he had some gifted or has his legit count increased?

And I thought fagginz had left the pigsty?
 
This man expects people to give him large amounts of money for playing video games:


















And this same man, who can't go an hour without mentioning money and is currently auctioning off the name of a fake skull his parents gave him to squeeze as much money as possible out of his exceptional fans, felt the need to shit on content creators who play the latest Street Fighter game:

 
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It really is like watching a stereotypical grandpa try to understand technology. He's kinda got the gist of it but these confounded controls with all those buttons just trip him up.

how many hours is it until you master something again? 10,000? Maybe that's a little generous for our dear old Dave.
 
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