DSP playing STALKER? Depending how that goes that marathon could actually be worth watching for that alone.
This guy claimed a couple days ago that "he can't play the games that he really wants to play" and then releases THIS schedule? Who asked for ANY of these games?
Gonna bitch and whine and get killed by an anomaly within the hour and rage quit the game since he didn't save.
I am looking forward to the day cloud computing will be so cheap we can just turn Azure of AWS to DSPGaming and ask it to "Tell us how many times he's said 'be a man'"
Does that make him the 3rd or 4th best player in that lobby?I think my favorite part was when he finally played EvilAJ, did a Blanka mirror match, and won the first round. I don't know if AJ sandbagged or not, but Phil was clearly feeling pretty pleased with himself, only to get fully destroyed in the next 2 rounds. He immediately pitched a hissy fit and went to another lobby.
Top contributor gets to name his skull, wow.
This guy claimed a couple days ago that "he can't play the games that he really wants to play" and then releases THIS schedule? Who asked for ANY of these games?
Phil hasn't looked decent since his early 20's, but man the decline into ghoulish pigroach has happened quickly. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the Kat years are the ones where he looks the worst. The hairline has receded further, his is face is fatter, his jowls are bigger, his skin is more pale, the bags under his eyes are deeper, the goatee is patchier, his normal resting face has turned into an angry/bitter scowl, not pictured but his tits have reached 80 year old granny levels of sagging, and his arms are nothing but fat and loose skin. Remember guys, it was that ungrateful bitch Leanna and her meals with fresh ingredients who fed him nothing but unhealthy garbage and he's much healthier now with his supermodel soulmaid Kat throwing shit in the microwave. Who is he trying to fool? Probably the man in the mirror.
WHAT the game didn't tell me that i can throw bolts to trigger anomalies
How many of those games does he actually own right now? I know STALKER is old and Bloodstained isn't $60 but is he about to drop like $200 for another shitty marathon of games he'll play for two hours max and then forget about? You know, when he's supposedly in """dire straits""" financially?
Someone in chat asked why he entertains Wings Mustang memes, and something else in a tip that was under $5 so it didn't show up, but one can guess it was about the word Subaru as D$P went on the rant that it was a word connected to his wife, wasn't anything the person should even know about nor did it have "anything to do with the current life situation" and if you reference it you're a human piece of shit and that she was of limits and that she never did anything to anyone. He went on to say that people digging up things about her past were garbage and he flipped off the camera to ...um...show how mature he is now?
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Why is he keep reading these troll tips if no one else can see it?Someone in chat asked why he entertains Wings Mustang memes, and something else in a tip that was under $5 so it didn't show up, but one can guess it was about the word Subaru as D$P went on the rant that it was a word connected to his wife, wasn't anything the person should even know about nor did it have "anything to do with the current life situation" and if you reference it you're a human piece of shit and that she was of limits and that she never did anything to anyone. He went on to say that people digging up things about her past were garbage and he flipped off the camera to ...um...show how mature he is now?
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I mean, you say that now...
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D$P went on the rant that it was a word connected to his wife, wasn't anything the person should even know about nor did it have "anything to do with the current life situation" and if you reference it you're a human piece of shit and that she was of limits and that she never did anything to anyone.
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Pretty much, yeah. These are all the videos I've made up to this point, and only one of them - the video that's not selected - has a higher outcome than it's supposed to have:
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Mind you: I've checked the "surrounding" footage when creating these videos, and there weren't any cases of him deducting shit or rounding down numbers (or, in the one case, adding a tip he forgot earlier or something). He's also not very consistent in the "type" of error: it could be just $1 or $2 off, but also anything above that and even over $10. So yeah, it's kinda weird.
My theory is that he's simply not very good at multi-tasking or that he has some kind of dyslexia regarding numbers/calculations.
-edit- LOL. Okay, I searched for "dyslexia math" and I didn't know this was a thing, but apparently it is:
Dyscalculia - Wikipedia
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"Dyscalculia is difficulty in learning or comprehending arithmetic, such as difficulty in understanding numbers, learning how to manipulate numbers, performing mathematical calculations and learning facts in mathematics. It is sometimes informally known as "math dyslexia", though this can be misleading as it is a different condition. Dyscalculia can occur in people from across the whole IQ range, along with difficulties with time, measurement, and spatial reasoning. Estimates of the prevalence of dyscalculia range between 3 and 6% of the population. In 2015, it was established that 11% of children with dyscalculia also have ADHD.
Signs and symptons
The earliest appearance of dyscalculia is typically a deficit in the ability to know, from a brief glance and without counting, how many objects there are in a small group (see subitizing). Children as young as 5 can subitize 6 objects, especially looking at a die. However, children with dyscalculia can subitize fewer objects and even when correct take longer to identify the number than their age-matched peers. Dyscalculia often looks different at different ages. It tends to become more apparent as children get older; however, symptoms can appear as early as preschool. Common symptoms of dyscalculia are, having difficulty with mental math, trouble analyzing time and reading an analog clock, struggle with motor sequencing that involves numbers, and often they will count on their fingers when adding numbers.
Common symptoms
Dyscalculia is characterized by difficulties with common arithmetic tasks. These difficulties may include:
Persistence in adults
- Inability to comprehend financial planning or budgeting, sometimes even at a basic level; for example, estimating the cost of the items in a shopping basket or balancing a checkbook
- Inconsistent results in addition, subtraction, multiplication and division
- Difficulty with multiplication, subtraction, addition, and division tables, mental arithmetic, etc.
- A "warped" sense of spatial awareness, or an understanding of shapes, distance, or volume that seems more like guesswork than actual comprehension (basically all of his gameplay)
- Difficulty with time, directions, recalling schedules, sequences of events, keeping track of time, frequently late or early
- Ability to grasp math on a conceptual level, but an inability to put those concepts into practice
- Difficulty with choreographed dance steps
- Having particular difficulty mentally estimating the measurement of an object or distance (e.g., whether something is 3 or 6 meters (10 or 20 feet) away)
- When writing, reading and recalling numbers, mistakes may occur in the areas such as: number additions, substitutions, transpositions, omissions, and reversals
- Inability to concentrate on mentally intensive tasks
- Mistaken recollection of names, poor name/face retrieval, may substitute names beginning with same letter."
There are very few studies of adults with dyscalculia who have had a history of it growing up, but such studies have shown that it can persist into adulthood. It can affect major parts of an adult's life. Most adults with dyscalculia have a hard time processing math at a 4th grade level. For 1st-4th grade level, many adults will know what to do for the math problem, but they will often get them wrong because of "careless errors," although they are not careless when it comes to the problem. The adults cannot process their errors on the math problems or may not even recognize that they have made these errors. Adults with dyscalculia have a tough time with directions while driving and with controlling their finances, which causes difficulties on a day-to-day basis.
It would explain so fucking much.
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