DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nixxit]

his parents said he'd better shave it off completely instead of dyeing it.

The subtle hint went, unfortunately, unheeded. Then again shaving his beard means exposing the double/triple chin, nothing he can do.

 

[Muppetmode]

He's doing an improvised Q&A segment again after finishing Unitled Goose Game 20 minutes before the end of the stream, and lol, he just said he asked both Kat and his parents about dyeing his "beard".

According to DSP, Kat said she likes it natural and his parents said he'd better shave it off completely instead of dyeing it.

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That a new whale or an old one?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

That a new whale or an old one?

Appears to be a new one. Where the fuck do these people come from?

 

[James Smith]

Knowing Dave, he probably didn't write up the sales and at the end of the day tried to say he was so busy and needed to stay overtime.

I think by "work from home" he meant "work was paying me to take ACE class at home" and like an ultra meme he felt like he was getting shit on.

Really sucks when your employer pays you to go to school huh?

 

[Jasperthecat]

Jasper The Cat after losing his claws

 

[the khat quaffer]

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Ghoul Pinocchio

Also side note this REALLY drives home how he has changed absolutely nothing about his stream in years. Makes you wonder why he's on a constantly sinking ship...

 

[actually]

That a new whale or an old one?

If you're talking about the tipper, 99% chance that's a regular using an pseudonymous name to hide who they are. The cheerer, on the other hand, has been around for a few months now, but has only recently started cheering.

 

[gh0stzero]

How come Phil manages to make mundane tasks seem like such a huge issue.

When hes talking about after stream, he says how he has to clean the dishes, put them away etc like its such a monumental task. I think its a bit fascinating how he can take everyday activities and make them seem so greatly difficult.

thekingofhate.com

http://archive.is/njMW5

 

[gaarashatan]

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he gets a new pair of headphones almost every year...

How come Phil manages to make mundane tasks seem like such a huge issue.

When hes talking about after stream, he says how he has to clean the dishes, put them away etc like its such a monumental task. I think its a bit fascinating how he can take everyday activities and make them seem so greatly difficult.

thekingofhate.com

http://archive.li/njMW5

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is english this dudes second language?

 

[Salubrious]

DSP claimed that's he's wanted to play Mass Effect 2 for four years but couldn't because "nobody wanted to see it" and right now he's playing Street Fighter 2.

 

[Mike Hunt]

The saddest thing about paywalling the chance to name some random object in his room is that we're living in a time where it will actually work.

Lonely speds will throw money at him for the possibility of someone, anyone finally paying attention to them.

Agreed, though I'm curious about the weird rationalization that happens in those speds' brains and they end up giving money to a fat fuck who won't even act like they're his friends online for the money they give instead of some titty streamer who would actually feign interest in them and give them something to fap over. Then again, we're talking about speds here, so it's an exercise in futility trying to make sense of their questionable decisions.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This stream is a pretty wild one. Keeps lying about little things and sperged about Kat again. I guess it's working cause he's getting tips out the ass.

Up to $201 in tips now. He's avoiding EvilAJ so hard he's so scared to lose.

 

[SPhobos]

Phil gets $300 in one day which you'd think would make him happy since he'd like you to believe he's in a 24/7 state of bankruptcy yet even that much money isn't enough to stop him from flipping out over troll questions. Guess at the end of the day money just isn't that important to him? Huh.

 

[Salubrious]

This guy claimed a couple days ago that "he can't play the games that he really wants to play" and then releases THIS schedule? Who asked for ANY of these games?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

This stream is a pretty wild one. Keeps lying about little things and sperged about Kat again. I guess it's working cause he's getting tips out the ass.

Up to $201 in tips now. He's avoiding EvilAJ so hard he's so scared to lose.

He sat in that lobby with AJ for a minute trying to mentally see if it would be worth it and decided nah, left and said “I’m tired of waiting” only to go wait in another lobby

He waited even long in the new lobby, he was next up in the AJ lobby and was at the bottom of the new one, a truly scared piggy

 

[actually]

He waited even long in the new lobby, he was next up in the AJ lobby and was at the bottom of the new one, a truly scared piggy

I think my favorite part was when he finally played EvilAJ, did a Blanka mirror match, and won the first round. I don't know if AJ sandbagged or not, but Phil was clearly feeling pretty pleased with himself, only to get fully destroyed in the next 2 rounds. He immediately pitched a hissy fit and went to another lobby.

 

[MoonRocker]

These salty SF streams are amazing.

Phil clearly mops up the floor with most scrubby players, but the moment he plays someone of equal skill level or who are well-versed in “online” tactics, his entire game plan falters and he just gets shit on. AJ is a good SF2 player but he’s not a pro by any means yet he constantly shits on DSP because he can predict what Phil will do. The markings of a good player. Phil has a basic game plan for all of his SF characters and the moment (keep you in the pocket/ shut down air attacks/ counter/ pressure you from mid-range) he can’t enact his methodology, he loses.

Then you hear the whining and bitching about online tactics and lag. The refusal to adapt to the lag and adopt new strategies to possibly make him into a better online player as it’d make him a worse offline player (fucking idiot, I swear).

The funny thing is, all the real pro players who are good at fighting games online also prove they’re good offline. Phil can do neither. He’s always been a mid-tier SF player but had such an ego about it, he pigeonholed himself into a corner by never being able to admit that he needs to relearn to play the game at a level he’s not capable of and never has been.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Jesus what was that kat rant where he flipped off the camera? I’m not sure if I’m hearing what he says right. “Because she’s married to you she’s on limits”?

 

[Shambler]

This guy claimed a couple days ago that "he can't play the games that he really wants to play" and then releases THIS schedule? Who asked for ANY of these games?

great he's finally playing bloodstained, well after the hype died for it. classic dsp

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Anyone got a montage of the number of times he's cheesed games on the genesis mini (and other retro games - DKC, etc.) using save states? I know Phil being absolute dogshit at videogames lore has been ground down into atoms at this point, but what's the fucking point in playing anymore? Worst case scenario he dies and hasn't SS'd and has to replay 5 minutes of the game. No danger of losing items, no repercussions for bad gameplay, he's doing SAFE CAMBOS DOOD. Fuck, even Minecraft has more punishing mechanics because there's potential to lose your items or fuck up (e.g. accidently throwing your diamond enchanted sword into lava).