Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

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FACT: Suicide is a thing.
Sorry my point was unclear.

Then again, nothing is perfect. :)

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I’ve long theorized that Scott has some side action. Maybe getting some art-girl strange at those out of town glass blowing conventions. He’s still a good looking guy for his age, seems to keep in shape(dead giveaway) while Gwen seems to be transforming into a minivan, and with those fucking crazy Manson lamps she’s got going on..

Run, Scott, Run! And for gods sake, snip that shit!
 
Both of the taters had to die when I was offline. I'm so sad. :(

There's really only one rational conclusion.

Every time you go offline, some poor unfortunate soul is finally able to rest free from pain. It's like angels getting their wings when someone rings a bell.
 
Now she will take her victory tour. Be prepared for a lot of interviews. She's not going to give up the attention.

In the old days she could have had her pickled in a jar and taken her off with the Ringling Brothers as a sideshow attraction and made bank. A penny a peek. Could have billed her as The Incredible Goat Girl or something. Made thousands.

Of couse now we're all modern and enlightened and above that sort of thing, so the obvious thing to do would be to have her embalmed ala Lenin or Eva Peron and turn the family home into a permanent, official Haus of Potato shrine, and charge $20 a peek.
 
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