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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
his whole plotline seems to be made up as he goes,
That's precisely the case. :lol:

A few weeks ago I was in the forum's Teamspeak channel with Connor and about about a dozen or so other Kiwis and we were asking him questions about Redesigning Eva. Questions about fairly basic things like the setting, the various characters and their motivations et cetera. He only gave a straight answer to a couple of the questions, the rest were just met with whatever Connor's equivalent of stress-sighing is.
 
That's precisely the case. :lol:

A few weeks ago I was in the forum's Teamspeak channel with Connor and about about a dozen or so other Kiwis and we were asking him questions about Redesigning Eva. Questions about fairly basic things like the setting, the various characters and their motivations et cetera. He only gave a straight answer to a couple of the questions, the rest were just met with whatever Connor's equivalent of stress-sighing is.
Real shocker there, eh?
 
Wow. Still no sign of Fatty Ding-Dongs.
Funny you should say that. . .
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EDIT: I've started using "Fatty Ding-Dongs" now. Which I feel kinda bad about because I'm seven inches shorter & a hundred pounds heavier than him.
EDIT x2 COMBO: In my defense, the weight gain is due to medication side effects. Abilify & Geodon are the worst offenders. I also actually exercise. So I may be a fatass, but I can also lift over half my weight.
EDIT THE THIRD: Why am I trying to justify this.
 
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Did somebody say Fatty Ding-Dongs?

By the way, I've informed Alex Plank via PM that his website WrongPlanet has earned a lolcow thread. I think he'll be very pleased.
Good. Maybe he'll work on making it less of a horrible website.
 
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Seriously, guys, you can cut this crap. This thread has been plaguing me for over a month, and its getting to a point where the Kiwi Farms could engage in all-out war with WrongPlanet.
haha, why would we care? it's just multiple versions of you. What I mean by that is incompetent spergs Connor.
 
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Seriously, guys, you can cut this crap. This thread has been plaguing me for over a month, and its getting to a point where the Kiwi Farms could engage in all-out war with WrongPlanet.
I'm sorry it's bothering you, but. . .you've kinda brought this on yourself.

EDIT: There's really no "kinda." You did bring this on yourself.
 
I'm sorry it's bothering you, but. . .you've kinda brought this on yourself.
Sure, I've said fucked-up shit in the past on the Internet, but y'know what? I'm changing. It's not an overnight process, and it takes some time. I thought leaving this site for awhile would get you guys to cool your jets, but instead, you continue to milk me for all I'm worth. It's getting old and pretty sickening.
 
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