Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Hamplanet Fitness]

i think that post about not fucking steve jobs' ghost should go in the introduction post. it's just pure, 100% undiluted staphhire content. it's beautiful. this is what i want more from her.

Done.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Staphs been real active on tumblr today. Here’s some highlights:

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She commented on a post that was supposed to be a light hearted laugh at problematic things people do like liking villainous characters or whatever the fuck with some tmi shit as well as something which is... wow. She ate some old mans dinner at a nursing home since fatty assumed he didn’t want it... yikes.
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She posted this which I felt like while reading this each sentence got wilder and got me closer to blacking out from the sheer... staphness of it all.
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Here’s her reeeeing at the idea of someone criticizing a none white country for polluting.
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She posted this, and for some reason her eyes look crazed to me.
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Here she thinks boomers stare at her for acting masculine when really they probably stare because she acts like a fat freak singing about shitting in the bathroom.
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This was a post someone made about how kids on the internet are exposed to fucked up shit way too often, and of course...
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...She makes it about her experiences specifically and states that because the Internet didn’t warp her at all (doubt) then all minors must be safe on it and that op is sex work exclusionary? I didn’t know that not wanting 14 year olds to be exposed too much to weird fetish shit was exclusionary of sex workers, but ok. Maybe she thinks these kids might sell nudes like her online and that that’s okay? Since she thinks that’s sex work. If so... yikes. It also gives us some insight as to why she seems to be so ok with talking to minors on tumblr.

Stephy, congratu-fucking-lations, I think you just ended up on the FBI watch list for pretty much saying "LET KIDDIES BE EXPOSED TO PORN AND BE PROSTITUTES IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S SUCH THING AS PEDOS (like me) THAT WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE MUCH YOUNGER".

Congratu-fucking-lations you down syndrome whale.

Spoiler: MOTI

This honestly makes me MOTI but I pray to fucking God that she gets arrested for having child porn or trying to groom a kid and rots in prison where a lot of the female prisoners are moms and regularly bet the shit out of her. No one with that mind set should be near children, let alone work with them.

 

[Koresh]

Staphs been real active on tumblr today. Here’s some highlights:

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She commented on a post that was supposed to be a light hearted laugh at problematic things people do like liking villainous characters or whatever the fuck with some tmi shit as well as something which is... wow. She ate some old mans dinner at a nursing home since fatty assumed he didn’t want it... yikes.
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She posted this which I felt like while reading this each sentence got wilder and got me closer to blacking out from the sheer... staphness of it all.
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Here’s her reeeeing at the idea of someone criticizing a none white country for polluting.
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She posted this, and for some reason her eyes look crazed to me.
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Here she thinks boomers stare at her for acting masculine when really they probably stare because she acts like a fat freak singing about shitting in the bathroom.
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This was a post someone made about how kids on the internet are exposed to fucked up shit way too often, and of course...
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...She makes it about her experiences specifically and states that because the Internet didn’t warp her at all (doubt) then all minors must be safe on it and that op is sex work exclusionary? I didn’t know that not wanting 14 year olds to be exposed too much to weird fetish shit was exclusionary of sex workers, but ok. Maybe she thinks these kids might sell nudes like her online and that that’s okay? Since she thinks that’s sex work. If so... yikes. It also gives us some insight as to why she seems to be so ok with talking to minors on tumblr.

She does have the magical power of warping perspective and sizes of things in relation to her because she is making that book look fucking ginormous. It looks like a large font Bible for the blind in terms of size. I own it, and I'm presuming a similar if not the exact same edition, and yeah it's a big book, but it's not that big. It's standard King hardcover doorstopper size, so about half a foot by a few inches more than that. She has got to be tiny to make that book look that large. She says she's 5'4, but I don't have any 5'4ers around to chuck my copy at for comparison.

It's also possible she legitimately has the large font edition. I don't know if one exists for The Institute, but there's at least one for From a Buick 8 which makes the book murder weapon-sized compared to it's usual Stephen King brand thicc. It doesn't say on the front of my copy, only on the side that it's for blind people.

 

[Meowzers]

She does have the magical power of warping perspective and sizes of things in relation to her because she is making that book look fucking ginormous. It looks like a large font Bible for the blind in terms of size. I own it, and I'm presuming a similar if not the exact same edition, and yeah it's a big book, but it's not that big. It's standard King hardcover doorstopper size, so about half a foot by a few inches more than that. She has got to be tiny to make that book look that large. She says she's 5'4, but I don't have any 5'4ers around to chuck my copy at for comparison.

It's also possible she legitimately has the large font edition. I don't know if one exists for The Institute, but there's at least one for From a Buick 8 which makes the book murder weapon-sized compared to it's usual Stephen King brand thicc. It doesn't say on the front of my copy, only on the side that it's for blind people.

it's not a freakishly huge book. she's holding awkwardly and has dumb tiny baby hands and chicken arms. she's probably holding it weird because of those infamous shitty motor skills that make it hard for her to make those infernosexual flags

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

And yet she hasn't stopped posting the stuff we make fun of her for.

 

[JaneThough]

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And yet she hasn't stopped posting the stuff we make fun of her for.

 

[Kuwomi]

This honestly makes me MOTI but I pray to fucking God that she gets arrested for having child porn or trying to groom a kid and rots in prison where a lot of the female prisoners are moms and regularly bet the shit out of her. No one with that mind set should be near children, let alone work with them.

It would be hilarious if she gets arrested but not for that. Grooming can fuck a kid up for life, probably doubly so if the pedo in question is dear Staphy. A prison saga where she ree's about her cellmates not having cute birbs though would be absolute god-tier entertainment.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I noticed in the latest posts she's complaining we make fun of her for being incontinent, that's funny because it's like the one thing we don't really take shots at her about. If it's such a sensitive subject then why the fuck would you share that information?

Maybe she assumed when I posted that she'd shit her pants if the cops caught her in a graveyard was about her incontinence and not her cowardice.

Staphs been real active on tumblr today. Here’s some highlights:

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She commented on a post that was supposed to be a light hearted laugh at problematic things people do like liking villainous characters or whatever the fuck with some tmi shit as well as something which is... wow. She ate some old mans dinner at a nursing home since fatty assumed he didn’t want it... yikes.
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She posted this which I felt like while reading this each sentence got wilder and got me closer to blacking out from the sheer... staphness of it all.
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Here’s her reeeeing at the idea of someone criticizing a none white country for polluting.
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She posted this, and for some reason her eyes look crazed to me.
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Here she thinks boomers stare at her for acting masculine when really they probably stare because she acts like a fat freak singing about shitting in the bathroom.
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This was a post someone made about how kids on the internet are exposed to fucked up shit way too often, and of course...
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...She makes it about her experiences specifically and states that because the Internet didn’t warp her at all (doubt) then all minors must be safe on it and that op is sex work exclusionary? I didn’t know that not wanting 14 year olds to be exposed too much to weird fetish shit was exclusionary of sex workers, but ok. Maybe she thinks these kids might sell nudes like her online and that that’s okay? Since she thinks that’s sex work. If so... yikes. It also gives us some insight as to why she seems to be so ok with talking to minors on tumblr.

She ate one of her scabs!!! I'm finding it so hard to believe it was just one, hungry bastard. Also am I reading this correctly? Steve Jobs called her fat so she doesn't talk to him. That whole post is wild.

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And yet she hasn't stopped posting the stuff we make fun of her for.

Pumpkin cider and chocolate marshmallow pumpkin, this is why Staph is obese. Calories not condishuns.

I can't remember what page it's on but she had a post about how the new AHS version of Richard Ramirez is the most accurate portrayal she's seen. Well I've just watched it all and have some comments. Spoilered in case people want to watch it.

Spoiler: AHS SPOILERS

He's literally possessed by the devil, full on levitating. His whole story line revolves around him failing to murder a girl that his girlfriend wants him to murder. He fangirls over another serial killer who kills Ramirez and then Ramirez comes back from the dead.

Sure super reasonable and accurate.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Maybe she assumed when I posted that she'd shit her pants if the cops caught her in a graveyard was about her incontinence and not her cowardice.


She ate one of her scabs!!! I'm finding it so hard to believe it was just one, hungry bastard. Also am I reading this correctly? Steve Jobs called her fat so she doesn't talk to him. That whole post is wild.


Pumpkin cider and chocolate marshmallow pumpkin, this is why Staph is obese. Calories not condishuns.

I can't remember what page it's on but she had a post about how the new AHS version of Richard Ramirez is the most accurate portrayal she's seen. Well I've just watched it all and have some comments. Spoilered in case people want to watch it.

Spoiler: AHS SPOILERS

He's literally possessed by the devil, full on levitating. His whole story line revolves around him failing to murder a girl that his girlfriend wants him to murder. He fangirls over another serial killer who kills Ramirez and then Ramirez comes back from the dead.

Sure super reasonable and accurate.

Spoiler: off topic spergin'

So who the fuck watches AHS anymore (apart from womanchildren with the mindset of an edgy 13 year old)? That show has been going downhill after hotel and it keeps on tumbling and tumbling further and further. I think it would have been miles better if each season was an anthology and a stand alone story instead of all of these plot threads being intertwined with each other into one convoluted virtue signaling mess.

 

[Koresh]

Maybe she assumed when I posted that she'd shit her pants if the cops caught her in a graveyard was about her incontinence and not her cowardice.


She ate one of her scabs!!! I'm finding it so hard to believe it was just one, hungry bastard. Also am I reading this correctly? Steve Jobs called her fat so she doesn't talk to him. That whole post is wild.


Pumpkin cider and chocolate marshmallow pumpkin, this is why Staph is obese. Calories not condishuns.

I can't remember what page it's on but she had a post about how the new AHS version of Richard Ramirez is the most accurate portrayal she's seen. Well I've just watched it all and have some comments. Spoilered in case people want to watch it.

Spoiler: AHS SPOILERS

He's literally possessed by the devil, full on levitating. His whole story line revolves around him failing to murder a girl that his girlfriend wants him to murder. He fangirls over another serial killer who kills Ramirez and then Ramirez comes back from the dead.

Sure super reasonable and accurate.

I really doubt that Steph actually knows anything about her ghost husbandos beyond what she learns about them from Tumblr and shows like AHS. I doubt she's even watched material like My Friend Dahmer, let alone read anything on them or done real research. If she did, I bet she'd have at least mentioned Richard stinking to high heaven and his distaste for showers, or Dahmer's love of McDonald's and his obsession with sitting in the same places at the same diners and stores. Did she also say some incorrect info about Heath's family once? Like something about his wife, I think. Maybe I'm wrong, I can't remember.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I don't think the smell would bother Staph seeing as she's not too fond of showers herself

 

[Koresh]

I don't think the smell would bother Staph seeing as she's not too fond of showers herself

Never said it'd bother her. With her fascination with shit, piss, and other disgusting human juices, it'd probs get her pumping some fluids of her own. It might have to come in through an interdimensional groin wormhole depending on the existence status of her schroedinger's snatch at the time.

 

[Meowthkip]

I noticed in the latest posts she's complaining we make fun of her for being incontinent, that's funny because it's like the one thing we don't really take shots at her about. If it's such a sensitive subject then why the fuck would you share that information?

She's preoccupied with her excretions and gets mad when we point out that it's gross and weird.

She posted this which I felt like while reading this each sentence got wilder and got me closer to blacking out from the sheer... staphness of it all.

Sounds like she wants to hatefuck him.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

...they just wanted to have fun and you had to be autistic.

Of course she's pocketing the donations. Maybe slightly MOTI about this one.

"Cool with me"? You mean you're still fucking his ghost.

 

[Backs my Walls]

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Maybe she's hoping liver disease will get her before obesity does? That's a pretty pathetic way to go about it, though.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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...they just wanted to have fun and you had to be autistic.
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Of course she's pocketing the donations. Maybe slightly MOTI about this one.
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"Cool with me"? You mean you're still fucking his ghost.
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Jesus christ steph is back to looking like a special ed clown also haunted attraction workers have alot of shit to deal with already, (most of them are volunteers) the last thing they need to deal with is placating into your bullshit. You fucking brat.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

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imagine going out to a haunted house with your friends, youre all having a good time, maybe you guys just came from a bar or a restaurant. you walk into the haunted house, and you guys get put into a group with the worlds first potato/human hybrid. “whatever,” you think to yourself, “we’ll only see her for 5 minutes”. suddenly, the spud begins to open her disgusting maw. a miasma smelling of chocolate that’s gone bad, fish, and a faint scent of shit wafts from her jaw. she quickly blurts out her pronouns, snaps her mouth shut, and stares at you in anticipation. completely awe struck at what happened, you and your friends say nothing. the creature pouts. you walk through the house, still trying to process what you just saw. finally, as you exit, she waddles off to her car, mumbling something akin to “cis scum”.

 

[neverendingmidi]

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...they just wanted to have fun and you had to be autistic.
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Of course she's pocketing the donations. Maybe slightly MOTI about this one.
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"Cool with me"? You mean you're still fucking his ghost.
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A sped starts babbling about her pronouns to a group of unrelated people who probably didn't give a shit as they were just randomly stuck with said sped, "oh woe is me, cis people are so oppressive".

And jesus. Or satan, fucking hell, whoever... Watch some youtube vids to put on makeup properly for fucks sake. I don't even wear makeup, but seeing her smear random colors so ineffectually on her eyelids just makes me twitch. She looks like a ten year old trying makeup for the first time in every picture.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

A sped starts babbling about her pronouns to a group of unrelated people who probably didn't give a shit as they were just randomly stuck with said sped, "oh woe is me, cis people are so oppressive".

And jesus. Or satan, fucking hell, whoever... Watch some youtube vids to put on makeup properly for fucks sake. I don't even wear makeup, but seeing her smear random colors so ineffectually on her eyelids just makes me twitch. She looks like a ten year old trying makeup for the first time in every picture.

As a makeup sperg, I second this. Steph you can take ten minutes out of your day to watch a tutorial on YouTube. It's not like you have anything important to do like work or school you blubbery bitch.

 

[gay frogs]

Those pictures are so bad. Their dead face is really something else.