Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
DevilsAdvocate963 said:
He's already stated that the ending was "hetero bullshit".
Makes no sense at all, but that's Jerry for you.
Click to expand...
Another thing, she claims that Twilight being a Celestia clone is bullshit OC design despite that it was an original concept Lauren Faust had in mind for her when she became Celestia's successor. Didn't think I'd have to actually look that up, but it just goes to show how little research and fact checking Lily can put into something she doesn't give a shit about.

 
emmens said:
Yahtzee, AVGN, and Nostalgia critic have long ceased their relevance but they still persist.
At this point in lily's career the only thing that'll sink everything is some sort of controversy with tangible, undeniable proof that can't be waved away as some sort of photoshop or a lie.
Frankly, if you ask me the best chance of that happening would be the josh scorcher lawsuit happening, and possibly Lizzy taking up some sort of legal pursuit against lily. hell Lizzy has a better chance of it happenign
Click to expand...

AVGN and Yahtzee still produce decent content while also having lives outside of the internet. I still watch both occasionally, old stuff and new, and they've adapted their formats just enough keep up with the times while still being recognizable as the shows they started out as. AVGN and ZP aren't James and Bens entire lives, so even if people completely lose interest in them it's not the end of their world, and they can look back at what they made with pride, hell even The Nostalgia Critic can join these two in being one of those people that had a hand in shaping the internet into what it is now. I may not like Dougs newer content, but there's no denying the influence he had on Internet movie reviews.

Lily, on the other hand, strikes me as a diet-DPS. Making the exact same content that hasn't really changed since they first started, the only difference is that while DPS' audience has dwindled to a fraction of what it was, but still just big enough that he can live off it. Lily however, just sort of shambled up-to that point and never moved past that. The only real "hit" to her audience she ever had was the Josh incident and she's mostly bounced back since then, granted she'd probably have a bigger audience over-all if she didn't flip shit on Josh, but that's a "what-if". Anyways, Lily act's like a person who was once big but fell from grace and is holding on to past glories, but never really got big enough to fall, and like DSP she'll probably spend the next 20-30 years steaming and throwing out an occasional review that gradually has more and more begging in it to an increasingly shrinking audience that, for some reason, feels obligated to keep Lily off the streets.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
Reactions: bowow, Icarus B. Nezzer, OmnipotentStupidity and 1 other person
Lurkio said:
AVGN and Yahtzee still produce decent content while also having lives outside of the internet. I still watch both occasionally, old stuff and new, and they've adapted their formats just enough keep up with the times while still being recognizable as the shows they started out as. AVGN and ZP aren't James and Bens entire lives, so even if people completely lose interest in them it's not the end of their world, and they can look back at what they made with pride, hell even The Nostalgia Critic can join these two in being one of people that had a hand in shape the internet into what it is now. I may not like Dougs newer content, but there's no denying the influence he had on Internet movie reviews.

Lily, on the other hand, strikes me as a diet-DPS. Making the exact same content that hasn't really chanced since they first started, the only difference is that while DPS' audience has dwindled to a fraction of what it was, but still just big enough that he can live off it. Lily however, just sort of shambled up-to that point and never moved past that. The only real "hit" to her audience she ever had was the Josh incident and she's mostly bounced back since then, granted she'd probably have a bigger audience over-all if she didn't flip shit on Josh, but that's a "what-if". Anyways, Lily act's like a person who was once big but fell from grace and is holding on to past glories, but never really got big enough to fall, and like DSP she'll probably spend the next 20-30 years steaming and throwing out an occasional review that gradually has more and more begging in it to an increasingly shrinking audience that, for some reason, feels obligated to keep Lily off the streets.
Click to expand...

Jerry's got more in common with Onion-Boy Greg than he does DSP. Unwarranted self-importance, edgy atheism, creeping on underaged girls, writing pure garbage...at least Greg had the confidence to publish his shitty novels.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: MelancholyHill, thebananaonion and Lurkio
InfinityBuster said:
Well, MLP is over. Wonder if Lily will say anything about it.
Click to expand...
Speaking of MLP.

lily-orchard.tumblr.com

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr

Please, please tell me you're making a My Little Pony Is Garbage And Here's Why video in the future. I just saw the 3 part finale and holy fuck, this is the kind of quality writing I'd expect from an...
lily-orchard.tumblr.com lily-orchard.tumblr.com

mik.png




Good News boys. We're all spared from another one of lily's 2 hour whinefest.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Icarus B. Nezzer
archive.today

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, When will G finally kill that Ralts, …

archived 13 Oct 2019 13:32:43 UTC
archive.today archive.today
1570984237165.png

archive.today

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, They want G to kill Cala because they…

archived 13 Oct 2019 16:27:15 UTC
archive.today archive.today
1570984274194.png

archive.today

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, I bet they will. Bc you mentioned G d…

archived 13 Oct 2019 16:27:27 UTC
archive.today archive.today
1570984317085.png

So if you can smear all the smug off your screens from that exchange, you'll see confirmation that the hybrid baby thing is gonna happen.
Also, yeah we're gonna make fun of you for neglecting the child you made with your favorite pokemon. Cause that's where the comedy comes from.
1570984471614.png
 
Meh, I don't know. Maybe it's because it was such a huge part of her channel before she outright dropped it, but I was curious to see what she had to say about MLP ending. If only to see how badly she'd handle the subject matter.
 
InfinityBuster said:
Meh, I don't know. Maybe it's because it was such a huge part of her channel before she outright dropped it, but I was curious to see what she had to say about MLP ending. If only to see how badly she'd handle the subject matter.
Click to expand...
i mean she claimed the fillies were ugly. ive not seen the final ep but saw the love child of Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich and... it's just the most non offencive thingg ive ever seen. Sure the cutiemark is basic as fuck but... so what? It aint ugly. It looks more like a Futterpy ship filly but that was the most common pinkie ship so maybe they were trying to kill two birds with one stone. Twilight growing to be the size of Luna and Celestia makes sense because alirons work like that. and thats all ive kinda seen. Also spike grows somehow, even though he aint a greedy dragon? Maybe ive missed something or dragons do grow naturally, but they just grow faster if greedy who cares, she's literally getting pissy over nothing. Surely it gets tiring getting this annoyed at fuck all CONSTANTLY?



yes i admit, the final episode literally looks like a fan fictiion but writted good and is better than double rainboom. but, the show was going down that way anyway and its just nice to see closure on characters. couldnt think of a better way to end it tbh

.
 

Attachments

  • pinkie pie child.png
    pinkie pie child.png
    384.8 KB · Views: 237
  • Agree
Reactions: kawaiiburgers, Icarus B. Nezzer and SubarashiiRage
thebananaonion said:
i mean she claimed the fillies were ugly. ive not seen the final ep but saw the love child of Pinkie and Cheese Sandwich and... it's just the most non offencive thingg ive ever seen. Sure the cutiemark is basic as fuck but... so what? It aint ugly. It looks more like a Futterpy ship filly but that was the most common pinkie ship so maybe they were trying to kill two birds with one stone. Twilight growing to be the size of Luna and Celestia makes sense because alirons work like that. and thats all ive kinda seen. Also spike grows somehow, even though he aint a greedy dragon? Maybe ive missed something or dragons do grow naturally, but they just grow faster if greedy who cares, she's literally getting pissy over nothing. Surely it gets tiring getting this annoyed at fuck all CONSTANTLY?



yes i admit, the final episode literally looks like a fan fictiion but writted good and is better than double rainboom. but, the show was going down that way anyway and its just nice to see closure on characters. couldnt think of a better way to end it tbh

.
Click to expand...
From what I looked up, Twilight looks like Celestia because they did it as a nod to Lauren Faust. Ultimately, the finale seems inoffensive enough. Don't know where Lily was coming from when she claimed it was "hetero bullshit".
 
InfinityBuster said:
From what I looked up, Twilight looks like Celestia because they did it as a nod to Lauren Faust. Ultimately, the finale seems inoffensive enough. Don't know where Lily was coming from when she claimed it was "hetero bullshit".
Click to expand...
The same reason everything is heterobullshit.

not enough lesbians scissoring on-screen.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Arctic Fox
emmens said:
so new comic page.
archive.li

Lily's Poke-Madhouse, Artist Patreon -...

archived 14 Oct 2019 00:53:55 UTC
archive.li archive.li
I'm just gonna show the highlight of the whole thing rather than the whole post.
View attachment 970112
View attachment 970114
not gonna lie, the "she's literally standing right behind you" bit feels like something lily wold make fun of,.
Click to expand...
I can't predict where this dumb shit is headed.
You know if two people had feelings (or were forced to have feelings) for each other, but didn't want to date,
they'd probably just go their separate ways. But this life force bonding codependency shit is way more toxic then Lily realizes.
She keeps saying she knows they shouldn't but she keeps contriving excuses for it to happen. Make up your dumbass mind.
"it's illegal" or "I have 3 girlfriends" or "Gardevoirs clingy" are all reasons that should come second to "It's an animal I've known since I was a toddler"
But at the same time, Gardevoir and Lily live together, they often sleep together, Gardevoirs life is tied to Lily, so is her mood, physical strength, etc. Gardevoirs are extremely rare and apparently desirable since every other trainer Lily encounters with one seems to want to fuck it.
Lily is straight up going the virtuous pedophile route and saying "I would very much like to fuck it yes, but I'm required due to several factors to deny my inner and most pleasurable urges"
 
  • Like
Reactions: Lurkio

Attachments

  • Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.27.08 PM.png
    Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.27.08 PM.png
    2.1 MB · Views: 132
  • Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.31.00 PM.png
    Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.31.00 PM.png
    2.2 MB · Views: 110
  • Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.31.54 PM.png
    Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.31.54 PM.png
    1.9 MB · Views: 99
  • Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.32.24 PM.png
    Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.32.24 PM.png
    935.3 KB · Views: 135
  • Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.33.15 PM.png
    Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 9.33.15 PM.png
    311.3 KB · Views: 134
  • Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 10.26.16 PM.png
    Screen Shot 2019-10-13 at 10.26.16 PM.png
    1.4 MB · Views: 107
Last edited:
does that mean Diantha of the Kalos elite 4 wants to fuck a gardevoir? Coinsidereing both are female i wonder what lily's responce to that would be as her own 'everybody i see who owns a gardevoir want to fuck their's' argument kinda fucks off out the window there, doesnt it?


And why is gardevoir so special? Lopunny, Lucario, Machamp/machomp, Zoroark, Braxien... well literally any furry bait pokemon ever and humanoid pokemon ever are the most wanted to fuck pokemon out there. Hell lucario and Gardevoir are on the same level, just different categories. Lucario is the top furry bait pokemon wanted to be fucked and Grdevoir is in the humanoid category. Why isnt she talking about Lucario and just Gardevoir? I sense a bias here because typical 'i want to fuck lucario' art depicts them as male, whilst8/10 times for gardevoir, they are female, or a 'trap' or just a male gardevour and they know it.

to play off her fan theories, shouldnt lucario be a more protected species/higher on the lsit than gardevoir,as it is true lucario understands all human speech its in their pokedex, they are not psychic type,so more easy to manipulate. Psychic pokemon to lily are the 'closest thing to human intelligence' that mean lucario are more animal like. Just, i'm not sitting here trying to make sense of lily's bullshit, just pointing out all the holes in it.
 
So quick question, what did the anon reference for their question?
lily-orchard.tumblr.com

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr

"Same goes for recreational substances btw" not really (yet), 'big marijuana' doesnt exist as a fully legal practice in the US, you cant sell weed universally yet The drug itself is still a...
lily-orchard.tumblr.com lily-orchard.tumblr.com
Click to expand...
peet on weed.png


Also, it is. Getting high on weed doesn't make you aggressive/lose inhibitions, doesn't kill your kidneys and liver, and is not addictive in the sense that your body will crave for it or go into withdrawl, more so that it's a matter of yourself mentally.
emmens said:
archive.li

Lily Orchard's Official Tumblr, Does the excuse "Well they can't SAY …

archived 14 Oct 2019 06:17:59 UTC
archive.li archive.li
View attachment 970494
the one post about mlp's finale.
Click to expand...
I wonder how he feels about Overwatch and Blizzards handling of that abroad.
 
Rob_Mercury said:
peet on weed.png


Also, it is. Getting high on weed doesn't make you aggressive/lose inhibitions, doesn't kill your kidneys and liver, and is not addictive in the sense that your body will crave for it or go into withdrawl, more so that it's a matter of yourself mentally.
Click to expand...
Weed has never killed someone. Alcohol kills an estimated 88,000 people per year and is ranked as the third leading preventable death. Marijuana was made out to be a gateway drug and used to stereotype and imprison people of color and hippies during the Nixon era when his cabinet and him knew there was no risk to marijuana use. (Source)

Jerry sounds like one of those pearl clutching mothers. He needs to take a hit and maybe his ass blasted thoughts might calm the fuck down. Marijuana has helped people who suffer from chronic pain and the CBD oil in marijuana has helped people and children who suffer from seizures without getting them high.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: sadcat, thebananaonion and Rob_Mercury
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back