حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

A lot of contributing members of society are scumbags.

This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever read in this thread.

 

[silentprincess]

Connor I would start simple like the whining, no girl likes whining men.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

A lot of contributing members of society are scumbags.

A lot of people who eat bread are scumbags. BAN CARBS!!

 

[NZDROW]

This is probably the most autistic thing I have ever read in this thread.

It really is.
I mean, woah, holy fuck, who would have guessed that some people in positions to contribute to society are assholes? I would have never known if not for the help of my good friend Connor of the Kiwi Farms and WrongPlanet!

 

[Tookie]

@Connor tell us about a time a woman treated you like shit. We'll give you sympathy and attention for it.

This one time he didn't talk to one and she didn't realize he's really nice and didn't sleep with him. Fucking bitch.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

Hello I am asexual and I don't want Connor either bro

Admit it, Connor, now that you've turned on WP, we're the only people in the world who still want you.

 

[Randall Fragg]

A lot of contributing members of society are scumbags.

Yes, but that's not an excuse to be a non-functioning member of society and a scumbag.

 

[EI 903]

I'm sure LoveShy forums or the Co-Alpha Brotherhood would welcome Connor as one of their own.

 

[registereduser]

@Connor How old are you anyway?

21

 

[Dalish]

I'm sure LoveShy forums or the Co-Alpha Brotherhood would welcome Connor as one of their own.

Connor is a whiny, fat faggot and the loveshies would not want him to sperg out when they rated him ugly as fuck.

 

[Hat]

I'm sure LoveShy forums or the Co-Alpha Brotherhood would welcome Connor as one of their own.

Let's not forget Stormfront and the NSM.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

@Connor, you're probably already on the ball with this, but seriously dude, just jack off already.

 

[Connor Bible]

Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?

 

[HG 400]

@Connor please tell us a time a woman has treated you like shit. I'll even go first.

Once I was dating this redheaded actress and COPS was about to start so I was all like "Hey Molly, climb up off my dick, COPS is starting" but she was all like "Nooooo, I love you so much Dynastia and I want to have all your babies and I'm not climbing off your dick until you fuck me longer than I've ever been fucked" and I ended up missing the first two and a half minutes of COPS because of that bitch and it basically ruined my whole evening.

Your turn, Connor. Tell us about a time a woman treated you like shit.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?

You're a dumbass mate

 

[Bugaboo]

Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?

Get a fucking hobby son. Because you ain't getting any better at writing when you write like a page in a month

 

[rocket]

I love the internet on Valentine's Day

 

[Sonic Hoo]

Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?

Connor you've literally admitted before that no friends have betrayed you so can you please?

 

[SpessCaptain]

With his crotch fungus I wouldn't be surprised if Connor turned into a spore carrier.

 

[LM 697]

Okay...

If a friend betrays me, I'm supposed to smirk and crack a one-liner as I walk away. Am I right?
If a girl I'm dating turns out to be a nymphomaniac or a cheater, I'm supposed to take that like a champ and move on. Am I right?
If my parents hate me, I'm supposed to love them anyways. Am I right?
If I can't be a writer, I'm supposed to get hooked on something else I might not enjoy. Am I right?
To gain friends, I have to make enemies. Am I right?
To gain true love, I have to break hearts. Am I right?
To play by the rules of life, I have to sometimes play dirty. Am I right?

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