TGWTG Allison Pregler / Obscurus Lupa / Movie Nights - The vindictive leader of #ChangeTheChannel, GOTIS personified, vendetta against The Cinema Snob

Exagarrated makeup or not, she looks like someone out of that movie Gummo. And if she's 29, I'm the king of Siam. I still don't completely believe someone could age that horribly before their 30s unless they're lying about their age, or they did some hardcore meth use and washed it down with a fifth of gin every day and destroyed their looks.
 
Exagarrated makeup or not, she looks like someone out of that movie Gummo. And if she's 29, I'm the king of Siam. I still don't completely believe someone could age that horribly before their 30s unless they're lying about their age, or they did some hardcore meth use and washed it down with a fifth of gin every day and destroyed their looks.

You clearly have never read The Twits by Roald Dahl before.
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Her hair is completely fried. It was better when she was dyeing it red.
Completely agree, the red was far less damaging and seemed like her brand for a while. Have we ever actually seen her real hair color or has she been dying it forever? I'm guessing it's a dark brown? She should just chop it all off and leave it alone to regrow in healthy, the damage just ages her terribly.

Did some more Twitter mining and this tweet got me thinking, I wonder how the fuck she pays rent. Her videos rarely crack 50k views and she has 400ish Patreon donors, most of which followed her over from Channel Awesome. Say we're generous and 25% of her patrons are on her highest 10 dollar tier. That's only about 1600 a month plus whatever pittance she gets in youtube ads. I don't recall her having any sponsors either which doesn't surprise me. How in the world can she live on that? I could understand if her and Phelan lived together and pooled their meager youtube bux together to scape a living but is she seriously living with her parents or something? The shit don't add up unless she's getting some monthly tugboat on the side.
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On one hand yes, but on another no. If she got on there's a huge chance the fanbase would riot and attack her and the last thing Allison needs is more victim fuel. She'll just twist the narrative to "people hate funny girls who like nerdy things" when the actual narrative is "you're fucking annoying Lupa seriously go away".

Her RLM dick riding is so obvious. She wishes senpai would notice her and she won't stop til' she'd clawed her way to the top. I thought they at least followed her on Twitter but nope, they don't. I hope Mike sees through her shenanigans and doesn't give her the attention she's fishing for. I'd hope he's not so desperate for a bang that he'd go a round with ol' orange lip stick wearing clown hag. I'd like to believe having a million subs on youtube gives you access to better options. Much better options.
I nearly puked when I saw Lupa made a video with Jack - and I only consider him some sort of tag-along RLM guy.
Unthinkable that Lupa would join RLM in a review or on BOTW or something. They should rather try to get James Rolfe or whatever.
Whoever guessed she was in wisconsin for RLM is probably almost right. AIDS moby is doing shit with the escapist now, which includes a show that will presumably have guests.
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Allison’s thing is so bad it’s good action and horror movies. Does that sound like RLM since I don’t watch those guys and the only thing I’ve heard of them is Mr Plinkett’s Star Wars reviews.
In case you wanted nightmare fuel:
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Mildly funny burn I found. I honestly thought Lupa was born in 86 for some reason which would make her 33. No idea she was only 29, that's a little sad she passes for a hag so well then.
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10 Year? What?
 
Allison’s thing is so bad it’s good action and horror movies. Does that sound like RLM since I don’t watch those guys and the only thing I’ve heard of them is Mr Plinkett’s Star Wars reviews.

RLM have a few shows out, one of which is "best of the worst" where they watch 3 bad movies that are usually but not always scifi, horror, or action. It's usually the same rotating cast of 5 guys with an occasional special guest, though that guest is usually someone more famous then them and not less. (like mackauley culkin or patton oswald.) There is some crossover in theirs and Lupa's formats, but not much beyond the "talk about this movie I just watched" aspect. Also Allison's reviews are just boring as fuck and hard to get through. It's only an issue because Allison seems to fangirl RLM and what with collabing with Jack recently, it seems like she's scheming to get on the panel. Also Mike of RLM is a HUGE Star Trek fan to the point that movie discussions frequently get derailed from him bringing up Trek. And Allison has gotten big into Trek lately, which is sus.
 
In case you wanted nightmare fuel:
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Mildly funny burn I found. I honestly thought Lupa was born in 86 for some reason which would make her 33. No idea she was only 29, that's a little sad she passes for a hag so well then.
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What the fuck is up with her makeup? Is she auditioning for a remake of The Warriors?
 
In case you wanted nightmare fuel:
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Mildly funny burn I found. I honestly thought Lupa was born in 86 for some reason which would make her 33. No idea she was only 29, that's a little sad she passes for a hag so well then.
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Congratulations, she totally nails the look of a strung out, forty three years old, former Raver, who got hung up on several party drugs and is stuck forever in the Nineties.

The only thing I have trouble believing is that she is 29.
 
Allison’s thing is so bad it’s good action and horror movies. Does that sound like RLM since I don’t watch those guys and the only thing I’ve heard of them is Mr Plinkett’s Star Wars reviews.

10 Year? What?
Oh god, she's gonna start with "muh 10 year legacy" soon ala DSP soon, isn't she?
 
Exagarrated makeup or not, she looks like someone out of that movie Gummo. And if she's 29, I'm the king of Siam. I still don't completely believe someone could age that horribly before their 30s unless they're lying about their age, or they did some hardcore meth use and washed it down with a fifth of gin every day and destroyed their looks.

If there is any korine film she is trying to emulate it's trash humpers
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If there is any korine film she is trying to emulate it's trash humpers
I'd say she's aiming for Spring Breakers, but ended up as Julien Donkey-Boy.
(Though even the mental image of Ewen Bremner in a dress is more feminine than Allison's day-glo diarrhea look.)
 
I believe she's 29 - she's been the same age as my sister since she used to post her videos in the fan section on TGTWG forums, and would a forum-nobody who didn't know she would end up a contributor bother lying at that point?

I remember someone once said "you were born in 1989?! I thought you were at least ten years older" and she said "I know I look about a thousand"

haha sorry for the #spergymemorydump
 
I believe she's 29 - she's been the same age as my sister since she used to post her videos in the fan section on TGTWG forums, and would a forum-nobody who didn't know she would end up a contributor bother lying at that point?

I remember someone once said "you were born in 1989?! I thought you were at least ten years older" and she said "I know I look about a thousand"

haha sorry for the #spergymemorydump

Having any connection to Channel Awesome ages you 15 years. Every single thread about a former channel awesome employee has posts like "Holy shit, this person is only X years old? How are they aging this badly?" Dan Olson only worked there for a short period of time and even he could pass for a hard 48 despite only being in his late 30s.

Working for Doug Walker for any length of time is worse for your skin than a solid 10 years of continuous sun exposure.
 
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