Orbiter 2019-10-14 Possible planetjeff2 Dox

I wonder who's that public masturbator trending on springville's twitter account.

I have no idea who they are talking about.
 
I had no idea that this schmuck hailed from a place that close to home. I would be willing to bet that I "know a guy who knows a guy..." that actually knows who this dude is.

No, I will not be investigating the fecal matter. It's just one of those "small world" instances that pops up from time to time.

Seeing that the guy is as old as he is, why in the wild blue hell does someone with a legitimate career and has quite a bit going for him (save for the brown-bread-wife and all...) follow such a putz like Phil? I mean, we're all here laughing at his antics and shenanigans, but I suspect that most of us aren't troll cheersubsandtipping Phil. Jeff is funneling wads of cash into the toilet in relatively substantial quantities.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
I know the meme is all of Phil fans are children, but has anyone actually been under 18 besides Derich? Vidar wasn't, Swagginz is in college or something, Anoy is an alcoholic so guessing he's over drinking age, blindman isn't, not sure about Colts or HeavingEarth, and now possibly Jeff.

It's just a bunch of sad, lonely losers giving another sad, lonely loser their money which is infinitely more pathetic and hilarious then Phil praying on a bunch of kids could ever be.
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I've always interpreted the meme to mean that while Phil's content appeals to teenagers and a good portion of his audience are actual teenagers, it's the fact that his fans all behave like teenagers regardless of their age, education level, income level or relationship status. A lot of Phil's fans are in their early 20's and have been fans of Phil since they were teenagers, but they still act like teenagers even though they're in college and moving into the real world. There are also a number of people in their mid-30's to 40's who feel a kindred spirit with Phil and give him money for the sole purpose of spiting Phil's detractors. Their lives suck in some way that they can't do anything about and this is how they decide to lash out, in the most pathetic and embarrassing way possible. If you didn't know anything about Phil and you looked at jeff2's messages, you would assume this is a spoiled 15 year old wasting his mom and dad's money to act like baby's first troll on Twitch. No, this is a grown ass man in his mid-40's making close to $170k a year doing this. I bet if you told him 20 years ago this is what his life would become, he'd probably laugh and tell you no way. He could be spending his time and money on something, anything, more important and productive, but he willingly chose this. It's the mentality of a teenager, someone who has zero care or responsibilities in the world.
 
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In regards to being a genuine fan of Phil and being in your 30s/40s: a mix of poor taste, loneliness, and minor mental illness will push you towards the toxic vortex of autism that is the DSPversr. A 46 year old engineer who has been recently widowed doesn’t surprise me as being a fan of one of the most toxic personas of the Internet.

I’m in that same age range and would never, ever possibly like Phil for any reason. DSP embodies everything that I hate in people: arrogant; entitled; talentless; useless; ridiculously lucky; ungrateful; mean. Find a negative quality and Phil probably has it.
 
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Schmeckel said:
Seeing that the guy is as old as he is, why in the wild blue hell does someone with a legitimate career and has quite a bit going for him (save for the brown-bread-wife and all...) follow such a putz like Phil?
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Loneliness, and no, I'm not being sarcastic or ironic. The guy lives in BFE (relatively) and he recently lost the person who could have very likely been the one closest to him. It would not be unlikely at all that if he had no other close friends or relations nearby that the community he belonged to online became his support structure, as maladaptive as that may be. He'd hardly be the first person to find a place of belonging with a group of scalliwags on the internet.

We'd know all about that, wouldn't we?

EDIT: @MoonRocker beat me to a few points by a minute.
 
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Loneliness, and no, I'm not being sarcastic or ironic. The guy lives in BFE (relatively) and he recently lost the person who could have very likely been the one closest to him.
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She died near enough 3 years ago.
 
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I stand corrected, but grief is a hell of a thing. I think my overall point can still remain.
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Grief is a horrible thing, losing someone fucks with you. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I feel bad for Jeff's loss and I hope he has moved on.

Nevertheless he is not a victim.
If you look at chat logs from way ago, Jeff insulted Phil's trolls, he wanted to fuck with people because he was anonymous.
I can't speak of his character but he seems like someone who has some sort of issue, but makes a lot of money.
@AckedyACK did great detective work to find out Jeff's income, he used his money to cheer and donate to "fuck trollz", seriously now.
I would've lost interest in Jeff but his constant antagonizing annoyed me.
Also the Jasper stunt with the 1,000$ donation, at least to me, he showed he was OK with behind the scenes actions to fuck over Phil's audience.
Phil is to blame for this shit happening to his fans and paypigs over everyone else, because he bans people that shit on his paypigs but allows said paypigs to shit on his so called trolls.

At the end of the day, fuck Jeff. He was told to knock it off, he didn't. He got that attention he so badly wanted.
 
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Anyone think we'll start seeing the same reaction from the other wheelchairs as they did to coolietut when he was dropping all his dads coolie oil money on Phil? Meaning anytime fatfuck goes into I need that money mode they'll just say get it from that 50 something cousin fucking Mormon to bankroll you as usual cause he makes four times as much as the average fan.
 
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The account is still there, just private.
 
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Someone should let the other paypiggies know that Jeff could probably subsidized Phil and Khat's entire lifestyle on his annual income alone, even after taking care of his own living expenses and savings/retirement fund.

Why "step up" to fund the Pigroach when a single generous benefactor could keep him going for years on end.
 
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Someone should let the other paypiggies know that Jeff could probably subsidized Phil and Khat's entire lifestyle on his annual income alone, even after taking care of his own living expenses and savings/retirement fund.

Why "step up" to fund the Pigroach when a single generous benefactor could keep him going for years on end.
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This discovery is the worst thing that could happen if the wheelchairs wisen up as with Tut it'll create an artificial growth and instead of the usual steady drip jams big drop of money you'll have everyone waiting around for the Mormon cuck to show up and drop the big bucks he's now the real star of the show.
 
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REALLY off topic, but with planetjeff in the news again, I went back to the cat reveal scam prestream because I could have sworn Jeffery was present in the stream chat and resubbed before Phil really got going. And of course he did; he even gave the ole "best wishes" to Phil--such a nice guy!
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And here's the infamous, walk-off $1000 donation 9 hours later :
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"missed most of the stream" btw

The $1000 tip is obviously very common knowledge, I'm not sure if the prestream "interaction" is or not. But Jeffrey in one fell swoop "fucked the trollz" and fucked the fanz out of a lot of money, knowing full-well from the very beginning he was going clean house. VERY responisble coming from an adult in his mid-40's making 170k/yr. The dude can't help but steal the show and bask in Phil's giddy appreciation.
 
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