DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Shit like that doesn't matter if you are good, back in my World of Tanks days you had players on the North American servers from Australia who would clean house with, on a good day, a ping in the mid 200's you just adapt and overcome something he's not capable of as it's easier to bitch about minuscule thing.

Pretty sure I knew those lads. They took their WoT serious and didnt let 200 ping fuck them in other games too

 

[samovski]

doesn't DSP use wifi instead of a wired connection?

I hope you're wrong, but I wouldn't be surprised if you aren't. Surely even Dave would just plug in some ethernet cables.

 

[SPhobos]

this motherfucker sounds like he doesn't like it when his wife plays on his (emphasis on his) switch. god damn. it's really not surprising i guess

 

[GnomeofDoc]

I think I figured out why DSP had such a hair up his butt over the whole Fortnite shit.

His two arch-rivals teaming up to take the king down.

Edit: I am autistic and spelled Fortnite as “Fortnight” fixed.

 

[firstletterofthealphabet]

Calls today's stream a slow day (tips wise) even though he made over $200 which is the tips goal for the day...

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Calls today's stream a slow day (tips wise) even though he made over $200 which is the tips goal for the day...

I said it last week but we’ve hit the apex of his greed and begging. This dude has officially become unquenchable, it will never be enough, he expects his fans to be overachievers when it comes to the tips goals

 

[Muppetmode]

I said it last week but we’ve hit the apex of his greed and begging. This dude has officially become unquenchable, it will never be enough, he expects his fans to be overachievers when it comes to the tips goals

Tax payments draining his fun money

 

[huffysan]

What the fuck is "asiatic" Philip?

 

[N0thingICanDo]

What the fuck is "asiatic" Philip?

"BigSloppyMeat cheered and asked if Leanna is Asian................*take-a-sip*, BigSloppyMeat you are obviously a troll but just to expose how much a moron you are I'll entertain the chat with the answer to your STOOOOPID question........"

"Leanna is not Asian, she is just ASIATIC, okay?" *Snorrrrrrrrrrrt*

 

[tzgnilki]

What the fuck is "asiatic" Philip?
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it's greek for asian

 

[Comma]

What the fuck is "asiatic" Philip?

"BigSloppyMeat cheered and asked if Leanna is Asian................*take-a-sip*, BigSloppyMeat you are obviously a troll but just to expose how much a moron you are I'll entertain the chat with the answer to your STOOOOPID question........"

"Leanna is not Asian, she is just ASIATIC, okay?" *Snorrrrrrrrrrrt*

(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rip-the-greatest-youtube-annotation-panda-lee-is-not-asian.53488/)

 

[huffysan]

it's greek for asian

Oh...it is an existing word. My bad then, it's just in the world of Dave you have to question everything. Even if it's something as obvious.

 

[James Smith]

Oh...it is an existing word.

Yeah it's an existing word. It's the equivalent of saying someone's not African, just negro. There's a reason you haven't heard it much.

 

[Prince Lotor]

What the fuck is "asiatic" Philip?
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It's a dated term. Somewhat similar to 'Oriental' in that in The Modern Era it can be seen as slightly derogatory but usually it just paints the user as themselves outdated and possibly bigoted.

It annoys me what an uncultured loudmouth Phil is. The PlayStation One logo sound effect sounds like Tibetan Singing Bowls, but instead we get Phil saying ' wow sounds like Asia, right? Uh huh huh, pretty cool hah?'

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Using the English language as a white person is a minefield. You can't say anything without being called racist nowadays.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Asiatiac? As in the parts of Asia we dont associate off the bat such as Russia and all those satellite buttfuck-istans they left behind? well now things start to make sense Leanna was a Chechen mail order bride who got smart to the grift.

 

[firstletterofthealphabet]

More pignosis from last stream:

Dave gets $200 from PlanetJeff under the name of Jeffrey, pretends he doesn't know who he is, hint hints at how it'd be impossible for anyone to beat PlanetJeff's donation

Disgusting

 

[Forbidden Math]

Using the English language as a white person is a minefield. You can't say anything without being called racist nowadays.

This statement would carry more weight if it weren't about darksydephil. Not the hill I would pick to die on.

 

[MisterTalentMan]

Dave is really depressed. I don't know why but every time I see his old streams or gameplay videos it's quite evident he was less nervous and more open about everything. I don't think it's trolling that made him this way because nothing really happened. I think his relationships with Khet are not so good or/and he drinks again.
Despite his unwillingness to tell us about his personal life it's extremely weird he doesn't tell us anything. My theory is this:

A few years ago (maybe a year) Phil said he wants to refinance his loan. He said the only thing he lacks is (obviously) money. Now let's imagine that he knew he won't be able to earn so much. Then his attorney/tax gay asked him about Leanna and how marriage would improve his chances to get the approval for refinancing. He didn't want to ask Leanna to come back so he decided to find a maid. He found a girl who knew who he was and asked her to help him to go through a really hard part of his life in exchange of a place to live in Seattle. No other obligations aside from cooking. She agreed.
They met a few times in Dave's home. Eventually he told her a story about his home and how trolls destroyed his livelihood and the only thing that would help him is his loan being refinanced. She didn't need to do anything but to continue to work at her job (to increase the household income) and to marry him. She agreed. They lived together for some time to make people believe they are a couple and abruptly married in Connecticut. Phillip told his parents that she is his real wife and asked for money to pay for his house. He also showed the girl to his fans to prove it's all real and completely not a scam. Later he decided to stop doing it because she could say something weird or/and get too much attention that Phillip crave.

Facts that led me to such conclusion:
1. All their photos together are extremely awkward and the stream their made were even worse. They don't kiss or even look like people who have any feelings for one another.
2. Cat has her own office and allegedly her own bed
3. As I said before there is no stories about their interactions. They spend one day together but aside from a photo (that he could use to show his parent his new girlfriend) and arcade story there is very little information about what they are doing.
4. Jasper could live in his home for 9 months but the only reason why Phil was initially happy about his presence is he lived in Khet's room and Phil didn't interact with him. Phil didn't declawed him but chose the declawed cat because it's his home and he didn't want him to damage anything.
5. Precooked meals that she just defrosts and throws into oven.
6. Phil's depression - he knows that the loan will be refinanced so he has nothing else to do know and nothing to strive for. He is alone yet again and the only thing that brings him joy is videos with Rambo.

 

[Asperchewy]

words

Nah, Twitch got him by the testicles. No Plan B.