TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

DSP has a weirdly good run this year getting back at other shmucks anyway. First he dicksmacked Projared for an aged insult, and now he'd have the chance to up his prestige again by mocking Spoony. I'm so hoping for a Twitter jab from Phil in the near future, it'll be the best degenerate pillow fight since Noah can't STFU. He blabbed himself to oblivion back then with Lupa, he could do it again now with an equally miserable opponent.

Dance, puppets, dance! :stress:
 
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Success! Noah gets somebody to reply to him... but alas, it's not enough.
 
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I'm not sure who is more insufferable out of Spoony and DSP. At least Phil puts out regular content (not that I said good content, just content), whereas Spoony is so pathetic his attention seeking is far more annoying. But if I had to be trapped in a room with one of the, at least Noah would sit and sulk in the corner not speaking to you, whereas Phil would be in your face non stop telling you about his financial situation and how he got one over his detractors.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
At the time Linkara was developing his Protector of Women persona, Spoony was probably someone he was proud to cut loose during the TGWTG exit. Social justice requires blood sacrifice. Since them, he's just another stranger.
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That's not a new thing for Linkara. He's been broadcasting that he's a proud Male Feminist White Knight since he was thin and could still see his penis.
 
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Stasi said:
Man he looks like shit, like a bloated corpse. Dude should move back to Arizona and get some sun. The bit at the start too - has he developed some nervous tics? His facial motions see off somehow. Add that to the Spoony disease list.
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I think the facial tick thing is new, but yeah it's pretty crazy. I'm no neurologist but it's like he's being mentally attacked by manic thoughts.
 
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I think the facial tick thing is new, but yeah it's pretty crazy. I'm no neurologist but it's like he's being mentally attacked by manic thoughts.
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Could be demons. Maybe he's tipped his fedora one too many times and Jevovah is bringing the thunder down on him. (Actually, it is a common theme in the Bible that the worst punishment God can give you is to allow you to do whatever you want, and follow your own appetites without limit or discipline. Even if Spoony hates Jesus, he still could use some good ol' Christian moderation and temperence in his life. )
 
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Mango Unchained said:
(#WhatAReBard)

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This time it's not even "can't choose a game" or "I'm too depressed"? Geez, maybe he is on the right way to realize, that streaming is not for him (no).


Pokemonquistador2 said:
Even if Spoony hates Jesus, he still could use some good ol' Christian moderation and temperence in his life.
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If he doesn't like "Christian" part, he could take this advice from Plato or Aristotle. Hell, even hedonists understood that blind following of one's appetites leads to pain, so you shouldn't follow them too much. (Although some of them thought that pain is inescapable anyway, so the best course of action is to end it all right here and right now, but Spoony loves himself too much for that)
 
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Stasi said:
Man he looks like shit, like a bloated corpse. Dude should move back to Arizona and get some sun. The bit at the start too - has he developed some nervous tics? His facial motions see off somehow. Add that to the Spoony disease list.
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Not only that, but he looks like he smells bad.

I feel like I can get a whiff of his BO just by looking at a screenshot of him. That isn't technically possible, but hey.
 
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It'd be fascinating to here about what it was like living in Noah's home when he was a child.

I am intrigued how his brother Miles became a police officer and, according to everything I've seen and heard, is a responsible human being and good soul all around.

And then you have Noah, who is a self absorbed, self pitying, and delusional mess of a person.

How does the same family environment produce both of these?
 
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RumblyTumbly said:
It'd be fascinating to here about what it was like living in Noah's home when he was a child.

I am intrigued how his brother Miles became a police officer and, according to everything I've seen and heard, is a responsible human being and good soul all around.

And then you have Noah, who is a self absorbed, self pitying, and delusional mess of a person.

How does the same family environment produce both of these?
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Bipolar Disorder is a hell of a syndrome.
 
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GentlemanFaggot said:
Bipolar Disorder is a hell of a syndrome.
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Not just that. Noah has long suspected he has undiagnosed autism (shocker) and he probably has ADHD which would help cultivate a dysfunctional personality if not treated from a early age. I get the impression his parents were pretty hands off about those matters and living in Arizona probably couldn't have gotten help for him anyway.
 
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