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Salubrious said:
Remember guys. He can't just play the games he wants to like Mass Effect 2 because nobody would want to watch them.

On a completely different note, he apparently has $40 to spend on Plants vs. Zombies: Battle for Neighborville, a game that I've never heard of until I read his schedule, and looks like it has the exact same art style as his most loathed game Fortnite, made by EA which is one of his most loathed game publishers.
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I truly believe he is playing pvz because it's a shooter only played by children so his fps skills are on pat with the 8 year Olds that recognize this game from the iPhone app. So Phil gets to be top 3 on his team's on that game playing against kids younger than ninjas audience.
 
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"Weird", DSP? You think one man loving another man is "weird"? Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'd almost say DSP is being a bit homophobic here.
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He can never just roll with the jokes, can he? Like, just say, "Love you, too, man!" What could be so hard about that? He always has to make a thing of the simplest stuff.

firstletterofthealphabet said:
Ridiculous how much of a negative thing made Phil sound that Khat is staying home for a week or so

Jasper won't be able to come on stream anymore, dood! Whenever Khat's home she wants to have Jasper all for herself! It sucks! Jasper could've come and chill with us but I can't do that anymore at least for now!

Like, come on, the only entertaining thing about having Jasper walk on stream is Phil having to get up from his smelly chair and waddle to Jasper to make him stop from chewing the cables
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Does Kat not trust Phil with Jasper, or something? Why is she so possessive? Kinda weird.

firstletterofthealphabet said:
He works 6 days a week

That one day he has off is full of appointments

Too busy dood
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Yup. Shopping for groceries and shitty Halloween decorations. Real busy, mature, adult stuff, dood!
 
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firstletterofthealphabet said:
He works 6 days a week

That one day he has off is full of appointments

Too busy dood
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He's explained before that he CANNOT afford a visit to the dentists office. He has like half-a-dozen monthly paid subscription services but he refuses to pay $30 a month so he can get teeth cleanings, X-rays, and cavity fillings done for free. Phil is a fucking idiot. For some reason he pays hundreds a month for health insurance that he never uses, he does not get routine check-ups and probably doesn't even have a Primary Care Provider. Phil will not go see a doctor or a dentist unless it's for emergency treatment. The only reason I've heard him state as to why he refuses the routine free care he already pays for (or could easily afford with dental insurance) is because apparently "It's NAHT free! It costs thousands just to set foot in a doctors office. American health care is fucked and I won't go until (((they))) fix it." He's pants-on-head retarded.
 
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Recently, I've realized just how shallow Pigbert's enjoyment of life is. He has consistently stated he doesn't read for pleasure. He can't go to movies in theatres because he has no time/money/energy to do it on his day off with everything else he and his roommate have to do. He doesn't listen to music, except for that World Fusion/Relaxation/New Age stuff he and the roommate listen to. His favourite TV watching is professional wrasslin'. He has no friends outside of Khet. Even the cat that lives in his house prefers Khet's company to his.

Even his relationship with Mrs. Pigbert lacks depth. He never talks about having date nights with her. Their only interactions are in passing as she's on the way to work or he's waddling into his "office" to bleat to the paypigsty to pay his bills or on their day off together, when they basically do all the errands they could get done during the week, like actual adults, and eat at restaurants at least twice.

The only colour he sees in his life is green. His mood is determined by the amount of money people throw at him either out of pity or a desire for his attention, either good or bad. He spends his days terrified of giving the Detractors the slightest bit of info that might prove to his most devoted pigcultists that he's not as bad off as he likes to pretend.

He lacks the most basic understanding of current events and has no interest in life outside the Wakahndo. What a miserable life he leads and he's too convinced of his own success to realize it.

Good jahb, Piggy. Great life you've got there. :stress:
 
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Snout n' Gout said:
I truly believe he is playing pvz because it's a shooter only played by children so his fps skills are on pat with the 8 year Olds that recognize this game from the iPhone app. So Phil gets to be top 3 on his team's on that game playing against kids younger than ninjas audience.
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Wow, and here I thought he was playing the first one

Would've made for a nice, "chill" stream since some of the levels get pretty slow once you figure out what's the best layout and you just wait for the level to end

Edit: So I bothered checking Phil's Patreon rewards and they're a fucking joke

$5 and you get a custom title on his forum and access to a paypig only section and you get to vote what to play once every few months only for him to not respect the votes and end up playing whatever the fuck he wants saying that the poll was rigged by detractors, so basically you get nothing

$10 to have DSP thank you on stream once every few months

$20 and you're guaranteed to have an answer to your question as long as it's not troll-ish

$50 and you get a private "Ask the King", I wonder if he does these even.
 
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Snout n' Gout said:
https://youtu.be/t8PWbgjEO84
The first minute of this video is Phil whining that fortnite is a "clown shooter for kids" but he's gonna play pvz 2?
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ninja doesn't play pvz simple as that
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popped into daves stream because i was curious and was greeted by this,
its not just me, this looks like a troll made it right?
edit: just in case anyone is unaware, this is fortnite
 
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DSP is complaining of his leg killing him yesterday because of his back injury and SHOOTING THROBBING PAINS down his leg due to moving so much.

A 37 year old man has less capacity to walk than most 70 year olds at this point.

Also, DSP has to cancel the night stream because of "behind the scenes" stuff.
 
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I love how DSP's internet is blipping at the moment, and his mind immediate goes to reassure everyone that it's not a DDOS attack.

Dood, nobody thought it was until you brought it up. Everyone has internet blips.





Edit: Great moments in lack of self-awareness.

DSP was talking about how the chat isn't allowed to mention trolls because it just gives the trolls the attention that they want. When two people in chat asked DSP if he was giving the trolls attention right now by bring it up, DSP called them "buffoons."

DSP literally cannot not insult his actual audience.
 
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Salubrious said:
I love how DSP's internet is blipping at the moment, and his mind immediate goes to reassure everyone that it's not a DDOS attack.

Dood, nobody thought it was until you brought it up. Everyone has internet blips.





Edit: Great moments in lack of self-awareness.

DSP was talking about how the chat isn't allowed to mention trolls because it just gives the trolls the attention that they want. When two people in chat asked DSP if he was giving the trolls attention right now by bring it up, DSP called them "buffoons."

DSP literally cannot not insult his actual audience.
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i had the same thought, like my internet has been having the weirdest issues for the past day and a half, same with my cell and coincidentally if my internet went out so would my data (the phone was disconnected from the network at the time as well) so its so weird to hear someone go for the extremes first
 
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My understanding of why Phil constantly insults his "customer base" (which is what he called his Twitch audience yesterday/ two days ago) is that in his mind, Philliam is the quintessential adult in the room who owns two homes, is married, has an awesome job, and makes good money.

These materialistic attributes inherently make him better than the children that he has to entertain to make a living. It's also reinforcement for his pea-sized brain that his entire life isn't a consistent string of failures that have subsequently happened one after the other and that he is a big, successful YT/ Twitch streamer who has good things going for him.

Or he's just an asshole and I'm overanalyzing things (which usually tends to happen in the DSPverse because he has become so fucking boring).
 
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You know, I wonder if there was a point when Khat told Phil to stfu about his rants regarding Twitch and Fortnite being for little kids

Guarantee you she did tell him that she doesn't care. What else does Phil get to talk about?

And another thing I guarantee, if Khat would've actually pretend to give a shit about Phil's rants, Phil wouldn't have ranted on his stream anymore. That's what I think, at least.

Edit: Otherwise why else would you rant about the same shit you already did to your soulmaid? I think Phil just does these stupid rants because he has no one else to rant to. I don't believe in the conspiracy that "Phil does it on purpose to keep his pre-streams longer so he has to play less"
 
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