Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

I'm pretty sure Whomp! is written by someone who just follows Boogie2988 around IRL and just depicts his day-to-day life in his comic:
From what I have read, the guy who shits out that Whomp garbage is a fat slob with a beard, and that character is a self-portrait. But if it is a self-insert, that guy could probably pass for Boogie.
 
You gotta love this absolute mad lad of a cow. His career is in tatters, he's losing about 20K subs a month on his main channel so what does he do: he launches a TRAVEL CHANNEL.

Ok fair enough, fat fuck thinks he's Anthony Bourdain, let's see what he's got. His first videos:

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Recycled content from his visits to California this summer and a tour of his fucking YARD. His fucking yard. Let me repeat that: his career is dying and one of the first vids on his saving throw of a channel is travelling...to his front yard. An epic journey for the scooter bound fat fuck no doubt, but perhaps not for jaded "travel channel" consumers looking for Machu Picchu or some shit.
 
You gotta love this absolute mad lad of a cow. His career is in tatters, he's losing about 20K subs a month on his main channel so what does he do: he launches a TRAVEL CHANNEL.

Ok fair enough, fat fuck thinks he's Anthony Bourdain, let's see what he's got. His first videos:

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Recycled content from his visits to California this summer and a tour of his fucking YARD. His fucking yard. Let me repeat that: his career is dying and one of the first vids on his saving throw of a channel is travelling...to his front yard. An epic journey for the scooter bound fat fuck no doubt, but perhaps not for jaded "travel channel" consumers looking for Machu Picchu or some shit.
But he rarely travels past his own fridge.

will be 100% dead as his weight loss channel or the big stack podcast within a few months
 
But he rarely travels past his own fridge.

will be 100% dead as his weight loss channel or the big stack podcast within a few months

Yep. .25% of his subs from his main channel are subbed to his travel channel. Not 25%. Not 1%. .25%. That shows you how many dead fucking subs are on his main channel. It's probably well over 80%, or about 3 million. Hell, based on how few of his videos go over 100K views this days it might be closer to 4 million. 4 million of his 4.4 million subs are possibly inactive.
 
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You gotta love this absolute mad lad of a cow. His career is in tatters, he's losing about 20K subs a month on his main channel so what does he do: he launches a TRAVEL CHANNEL.

Ok fair enough, fat fuck thinks he's Anthony Bourdain, let's see what he's got. His first videos:

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Recycled content from his visits to California this summer and a tour of his fucking YARD. His fucking yard. Let me repeat that: his career is dying and one of the first vids on his saving throw of a channel is travelling...to his front yard. An epic journey for the scooter bound fat fuck no doubt, but perhaps not for jaded "travel channel" consumers looking for Machu Picchu or some shit.
Of course the thumbnail for his welcome video features him eating. Of course.
 
Of course the thumbnail for his welcome video features him eating. Of course.

it's his primal instinct. it's what got him his clout and it's also the only thing that gives him true joy in life. honestly he needs to just embrace that shit. do a fucking series on fat guys jumping into pools. science it up or something, measure the waves and fat guy force impact, high production value 4K slow mo stuff. fill a pool with jello for variation. I'd watch the fat fuck do that.
 
He must be seething over how easy it would be to do Boogie's Adventure to the Food Market, but that being something even some of his fans would turn on him for.

His travel channel is definitely better described as "Pay me to leave my house".
 
it's his primal instinct. it's what got him his clout and it's also the only thing that gives him true joy in life. honestly he needs to just embrace that shit. do a fucking series on fat guys jumping into pools. science it up or something, measure the waves and fat guy force impact, high production value 4K slow mo stuff. fill a pool with jello for variation. I'd watch the fat fuck do that.
That'd be great, but waaaaaaay too much effort for ol' Boogz. He's too lazy to keep a podcast alive, and that's just a weekly hour-long recording of him chatting with a couple of friends on Skype. The Big Stack didn't even hit 20 episodes (and the Patreon for it is still alive to this day, making him $10 a month off of 8 suckers who don't keep an eye on their finances).

Hell, he could even do restaurant reviews, but I don't think he'd keep that going any longer than the podcast. Even shit that's pleasurable, he can't maintain. I wouldn't be surprised if his travel channel is abandoned by the start of 2020.
 
Yep. .25% of his subs from his main channel are subbed to his travel channel. Not 25%. Not 1%. .25%. That shows you how many dead fucking subs are on his main channel. It's probably well over 80%, or about 3 million. Hell, based on how few of his videos go over 100K views this days it might be closer to 4 million. 4 million of his 4.4 million subs are possibly inactive.
To be fair, even if his subs were more active I doubt his travel channel would get much attention. He basically just plans to go to theme parks. With his shit videography and editing skills his videos will be, predictably, substandard garbage.

Besides, who the fuck wants to spend their time watching an entitled, fat manchild go to amusement parks?

"I'm going to Disneyland 20 times this year! And you get the pleasure of watching me do it!"
 
The fat oaf is probably so excited about going to theme parks because he could not fit into any rides for decades. He keeps bragging that he has not been this "small" since junior high or something which means he could never enjoy them as a teenager or young adult.

The young part-timers operating the rides must cringe every time they see this greying middle-aged man that barely fits acting like a 12 year old.
 
The fat oaf is probably so excited about going to theme parks because he could not fit into any rides for decades. He keeps bragging that he has not been this "small" since junior high or something which means he could never enjoy them as a teenager or young adult.

The young part-timers operating the rides must cringe every time they see this greying middle-aged man that barely fits acting like a 12 year old.
He probably threatens suicide to get to the front of the line, and then justifies it by saying the fastpass is too expensive and paying for it would mess with his anxiety and kill him faster.
 
You gotta love this absolute mad lad of a cow. His career is in tatters, he's losing about 20K subs a month on his main channel so what does he do: he launches a TRAVEL CHANNEL.

Ok fair enough, fat fuck thinks he's Anthony Bourdain, let's see what he's got. His first videos:

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Recycled content from his visits to California this summer and a tour of his fucking YARD. His fucking yard. Let me repeat that: his career is dying and one of the first vids on his saving throw of a channel is travelling...to his front yard. An epic journey for the scooter bound fat fuck no doubt, but perhaps not for jaded "travel channel" consumers looking for Machu Picchu or some shit.
Not for nothing and just for reference, Mark Wiens on youtube is a good and successful travel channel. I wont call the guy Anthony Bourdain but he's close, minus the jaded New York, city in general stuff. Its a job you wish you could do, had you had the ability to have a following like Boogie's.

Boogie, though, is the epitome of a shut in, or someone who was outcast. He doesnt have a personality, he just fakes it. Forever the guy following the herd hoping for acceptance. I think it's why he does the shit he does.

Some of his bullshit may be from being an outsider, I can buy that, some of the things he talks about his childhood being like I can buy, but he embellishes and misappropriates. Im sure people called him a fat fuck and bullied him, but it probably wasnt his "abusive" mom; shit like that.

He's the guy who grew up following the mantra of "if you call yourself a fat fuck first, nobody can insult you by calling you a fat fuck" fat-guy-friend code but I dont think he believes it and I dont think it ever worked long term, if at all. "They might even respect you for being honest about yourself!" He thinks, deeply insecure.

Shit, fuck, I just watched one of his videos, he calls himself a "full time eater" in the little caption that comes up with his name and profession:
Then you have Boogie; another full time eater. Shit theyre drinking tea almost gongfu style and Boogie would ask for sugar. Im not even into tea, but I used to be and there is a tradition of how tea is served, especially in Asian countries and it really doesnt need sugar. I think he said he's drinking Tibetan yak butter tea. Boogie would think yak butter tea belongs on a Red Lobster plate.
 
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You gotta love this absolute mad lad of a cow. His career is in tatters, he's losing about 20K subs a month on his main channel so what does he do: he launches a TRAVEL CHANNEL.

Ok fair enough, fat fuck thinks he's Anthony Bourdain, let's see what he's got. His first videos:

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Recycled content from his visits to California this summer and a tour of his fucking YARD. His fucking yard. Let me repeat that: his career is dying and one of the first vids on his saving throw of a channel is travelling...to his front yard. An epic journey for the scooter bound fat fuck no doubt, but perhaps not for jaded "travel channel" consumers looking for Machu Picchu or some shit.
Sooner or later, his travel channel will be as dead as Anthony Bourdain.
 
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If Booger ain't gaining weight then holy fuck he's one bloated gasbag.
What, did the bacteria in your prodigious gut finally get tired of waiting for you to drop so they've jump-started the decomposition process early.

Well at least he didn't waste money on new shirts...ffs what a neckbeard. JFC you're making bank dude. Go get some clothes that fit and don't make you look like a creeper.
 
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If Booger ain't gaining weight then holy fuck he's one bloated gasbag.
What, did the bacteria in your prodigious gut finally get tired of waiting for you to drop so they've jump-started the decomposition process early.

He put the weight back on so he can take it off again and inspire even more people! He's lard ass Jesus!
 
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