Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[A whole lotta nope]

Lucas thinks this site may be taken down. I think he is wrong. Sure, we make fun of the mentally ill, but it's all for Lols. Cloudflare understands that.

Whatever mental illness any one in this forum may or may not have is irrelevant. We make fun of Lucas not simply because he is schizophrenic. What kind of shitbag makes fun of an innocent person? Nope. That's not what we're about. We make fun of you Lucas because you are a disgusting predator who is so out of touch with reality that you just don't understand what a pile of crap you are.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

I like how he includes "downing our own psych meds," as if taking appropriate, doctor-prescribed medicine was an insult. Is he on a psych meds are bad kick? It sure would explain why he doesn't take his (I'm assuming he has a prescription).

He is on an anti-psychiatry kick. I recall at least one recent post about how psychiatry is obsolete since mris can measure hippocampal telomere length. Which makes sense because, well, it doesn’t but that’s Lucas.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

The government is trying to shorten my telomeres!

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Remember folks, he is “quite handsome.”

If this isn’t proof of distorted visual processing and delusional thinking, I don’t know what is.

 

[AnOminous]

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Remember folks, he is “quite handsome.”

If this isn’t proof of distorted visual processing and delusional thinking, I don’t know what is.

What nubile 18 year old wouldn't want to have offspring immediately with this perfect specimen of obese, middle aged, schizophrenic bug-eyed impoverished handsomeness?

 

[fag0t]

I like how he includes "downing our own psych meds," as if taking appropriate, doctor-prescribed medicine was an insult. Is he on a psych meds are bad kick? It sure would explain why he doesn't take his (I'm assuming he has a prescription).

the medications will placate tards like lucas but the side effects can be pretty bad I can understand why people don't want to take them

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Request to any psych people, is there a meaningful distinction between the schiz producing egomaniacal delusions as extreme as Lucas, vs. outright hallucinations? Also any guesses as to what else is affecting him. Unless he's playing the most punishing larp of all time, he actually believes he's a stud and society has a vast conspiracy to prevent this primero candidate from getting laid, with him being the only one with true-sight (this one in particular has to tick a lot of psychiatric boxes). Is this a classic case of schiz or is he as weird and fucked as he seems to everybody else?

 

[AbraCadaver]

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Remember folks, he is “quite handsome.”

If this isn’t proof of distorted visual processing and delusional thinking, I don’t know what is.

HAHAHHAA he thinks he’s handsome??? Really? Pull the other one. He must be joking. No one can be that blind.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

HAHAHHAA he thinks he’s handsome??? Really? Pull the other one. He must be joking. No one can be that blind.

This is the second time I read / heard a "pull the other one" comment today. Not a PL, it's just an odd coincidence since.

On topic though, please don't post your ageist / non-"properly medicated as prescribed by a licensed doctor to help people who need proper medication" jokes.

 

[Horny girl near you]

I´m under 26, female and just got a new official main twitter yesterday because reason. I see that the great older daddy is playing hard to get....

Edit: New here! If you can´t join them beat em I guess

 

[drtoboggan]

Does anyone know if Luke the Puke has ever tried any dating apps like Tinder? I'm curious if he ever has.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Does anyone know if Luke the Puke has ever tried any dating apps like Tinder? I'm curious if he ever has.

Yes, he has often bemoaned Tinder, Plenty of Fish and OKCupid as he has tried them all, and had profiles blocked/deleted on all of them for being a creepy weirdo to women.
Adding in some Lucas posts:

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Yes, he has often bemoaned Tinder, Plenty of Fish and OKCupid as he has tried them all, and had profiles blocked/deleted on all of them for being a creepy weirdo to women.
Adding in some Lucas posts:

Luckily for everyone, Lucas will never have a teenage daughter. If some lunatic came through my window though, I'd make sure MY psych meds were straight. Especially once he started rambling about fisting and telomeres. It would be absolutely unbelievable. But this is the level of schizo that Lucas is.

 

[Horny girl near you]

That... is terrifying

 

[Rokko]

That... is terrifying

Dont worry, he´ll never have kids.

 

[kawaiiburgers]

Yes, he has often bemoaned Tinder, Plenty of Fish and OKCupid as he has tried them all, and had profiles blocked/deleted on all of them for being a creepy weirdo to women.
Adding in some Lucas posts:

how the fuck is your hypothetical daughter gonna meet <40 year olds at prom Lucas??? do you want her to fuck one of her teachers or something???

I mean, he's obviously referring to himself in this situation.

 

[Begemot]

He is on an anti-psychiatry kick. I recall at least one recent post about how psychiatry is obsolete since mris can measure hippocampal telomere length. Which makes sense because, well, it doesn’t but that’s Lucas.

I'd say he could join the Scientologists with their anti-psychiatry vibe but like most cults they only want winners.

Yes, he has often bemoaned Tinder, Plenty of Fish and OKCupid as he has tried them all, and had profiles blocked/deleted on all of them for being a creepy weirdo to women.
Adding in some Lucas posts:

Also why would he naked on the road getting hit by a car? Is it a fetish where the car abuses him? I know I overuse the 'cutie' and 'sweetie' in my troll posts but him saying "hi honey!" is just creepy.

 

[Rogowski]

Old Lucas photos incoming:

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Old Lucas photos incoming:

My god, he really always looked creepy.

 

[fag0t]

he looks like the kid from problem child in the picture with the bowtie