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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I do love this more recent retcon hes been trying to stick with for the last year or so that all his old content was just him acting, and his cooking videos were him intentionally making bad food.

Yup, he wasn’t just always a toxic loud asshole, that was his act for the camera, it’s definitely not his true personality that constantly seeps into every aspect of his life. He’s matured!(despite becoming a paranoid shut in later in life....something that would most definitely deteriorate whatever maturity he might have had....)
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He seems like he's happier back in the day, so according to his retcon, that was all an act and he's really miserable all along? Good retcon, Phil.

Pargon said:
LinkedIn is an absolute goddamned minefield and I can't fathom why anyone, professionals included and especially, has one. Even for normies it's fucking dangerous.
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I dunno, I think LinkedIn isn't that bad, it's being a sped on the internet that's the real issue for Phil's piggies.

TheBlueRogue said:
My guess it's her friends or a religious thing. I'm gonna go with religion, that's funnier.
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If it's gonna be religion, I hope it's Scientology. That would make things more hilarious.
 
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Cunto Shitarius said:
What if he is selling the Wakando and had to give a house tour?
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when you have your house on the market, your house needs to be pretty much spotless as someone can show up with the realtor at any moment to view the place, and his "office" is still a mess

but dave probably needs ppl to make appointments in advance to view the house cause he's busy
 
1. Definitely not family. Let’s remember that none of Khet’s family were invited to her own shotgun wedding so I assume whatever relationship she has with them died in CT/ MA or whatever trailer park she’s from (also from her childhood history via doxing, she doesn’t maintain any type of relationship with her existing family members... definitely not her mother or slutty sister).

2. Everything points to work friends. Khet despite all her flaws, being a cheater, and being a general shitty gold digger, is still a normal human being. She goes outside the Gout Mansion to work and seems to have attempted to build a life for herself. Like a normal human being, she craves social connections and therefore it’s safe to assume she’d did like to build a life outside of her marriage.

Why is this bad for Dave? Because those two points above also pertained to Leanna who inevitably got the fuck away from Phil once she realized he would never change and provide her with long-term happiness and stability. DSP dreads social interaction (as witnessed by the fact of him having to stop playing games was like telling a 10-year old child to stop playing games because guests had arrived) and is wary that giving Khet too much access to the real world could pull her away from him.

What a sad fucking life. How can you not be embarrassed that your husband is wearing a Sonic t-shirt (ironically playing the game as well), was playing video-games all day and wasn’t ready for guests to be here? I assume that he was caught by surprise since the guests came early and Khet was probably pissed he wasn’t ready to greet the guests as well.
 
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DSP found BlackDSP as an alliance, who is just as toxic as him.

Man I wish his fans vote for him to costume an SFV character for Halloween now!

Dont forget.........


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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I’m also gonna bring up earlier during the pre stream when he was once again complaining about how much other content creators edit videos and how they have big teams in studios or whatever and talking about how things use to be when he was starting out and it just finally hit me

The dude is ultimately complaining about evolution and development of online video making, imagine if people in charge of phones or cars or medicine were as aggressively against advancements or growth in their fields like dave is? Literally everything about this dude is so toxic and problematic, the world would be a million times worse off he people in charge had half of his ideals and beliefs.
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People who aren't smart enough to keep up with natural progress are usually relegated to being hostile toward the things they couldn't grasp, & the people they can't measure up to, who could.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
imagine if people in charge of phones or cars or medicine were as aggressively against advancements or growth in their fields like dave is?
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That's why Kodak died. They were hoping digital cameras were just a fad that would go away and got into digital themselves WAY too late.

JamFlowMan said:
Can't remember if it was the first begging video or during the final days of Machinima but he told some story he must have heard in college about some business, maybe GE, were going to go under and the person in charge completely changed the companies direction thus saving it. The lesson was supposed to be about taking risks, thinking outside the box, and changing things up when they aren't working. Phil's opinion was the man's a coward for doing so. It was one of those moments that explained so much about Phil in one sentence.
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I forget where that was from, but I definitely remember DSP complaining that Machinima "had no direction" because they were trying to branch out into different things and DSP said that "nobody cared about any of that other stuff".

Also, remember when he said Machinima got him a tryout commentating video game tournaments and DSP took it as "Machinima wanted me to abandon video game playthroughs"?
 
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Salubrious said:
I forget where that was from, but I definitely remember DSP complaining that Machinima "had no direction" because they were trying to branch out into different things and DSP said that "nobody cared about any of that other stuff".

Also, remember when he said Machinima got him a tryout commentating video game tournaments and DSP took it as "Machinima wanted me to abandon video game playthroughs"?
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I'm pretty sure both of those morsels came from his "dropped from machinima" Reeemergency video.
 
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N0thingICanDo said:
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DSP found BlackDSP as an alliance, who is just as toxic as him.

Man I wish his fans vote for him to costume an SFV character for Halloween now!

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Wait, so Kathy and Phil had people come over tonight and Phil had to cancel his entire second stream for it. . .yet he's on Twitter at 9:45 responding to LTG within 30 minutes of LTG posting a random temper tantrum about SF5 just to agree with him?
 
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My theory: there were people in the house, maybe delivery, repair, inspection, neighborhood something something and he low-key hoped for them to be there later so he could take the night off. Them coming during his first stream made his night off excuse very suspicious, but he's just a lazy bum. As for what he was doing - I don't really care. As much as I dislike the guy he has his right to a personal life and privacy, so as long as he hasn't tied himself in a web of easy to point out lies, he can do whatever he wants in his free time.

That being said, I enjoy the speculations here and it would be fun if he comes back and lies in circles and this is connected to some new behind the scenes ark.
 
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What are examples of DSP’s god tier cooking? I’ve heard of his authentic Italian sauce but is there anything else?
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
I’m also gonna bring up earlier during the pre stream when he was once again complaining about how much other content creators edit videos and how they have big teams in studios or whatever and talking about how things use to be when he was starting out and it just finally hit me

The dude is ultimately complaining about evolution and development of online video making, imagine if people in charge of phones or cars or medicine were as aggressively against advancements or growth in their fields like dave is? Literally everything about this dude is so toxic and problematic, the world would be a million times worse off he people in charge had half of his ideals and beliefs.
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His entire rant summed up is: "I was one of the early 'kahntent creators' and therefore should get all the money. People who came after me, who worked to make interesting videos and improve quality (both visual, audio, and condense videos to cut out dead air etc.) and did it better than me, shouldn't have been successful BECAUSE I DID IT BEFORE THEM. I WAS FIRST. ME. GIVE ME MONEY."

He just doesn't understand the evolution of products and services - that they change, and what audiences want change as well. That entire audiences change.

Side note but I also love how he complains about businesses wanting to make money... Both hilarious coming from his hypocritical mouth, and ridiculous because that's the entire reason a business exists. To make money.


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