- Joined
- Mar 12, 2019
Hence the reason Dave will outlast cockroaches.
There will always be a percentage of people online with disposable income and issues with their self - worth.
Dave is "that guy". You know the one, when life kicked you in the balls and then when you were down did a curb stomp for good measure.
No matter how bad your life is, his menagerie of paypigs can always say "Hey, I got it better than this guy at least"
Making a living being "that guy" is nothing new. Remember Andy Dick? He is "that guy", really Dave is the spiritual successor of Andy. Both do the dumbest shit imaginable, whatever it took to get the views coming in.
Both are sadly deluded living in their curated world where they only hear good things. They don't see that everyone is laughing at them, not with.
They don't realize that being in the spotlight for stupidity isn't a viable long term prospect (Unless you knew you were the clown and adopted as tastes changed, Ala Kauffman).
Remember how Andy Dick went out? Of course not, no one cared. He did more stupid shit and eventually people would him, say "Oh, it's that guy" then turn the channel.
Dave is a little different, since the chairs wheel in and out almost as if it's a tide of tardation and Dave is the orbiting body that provides their gravity to act.
He'll go out with a whimper too, and one day someone will post a thread here called "What happened to DSP?"
And all the replies will be "oh yeah, him. Guess I got bored and moved on"
I'm still rooting for a death bed confession that it was all a ruse. Even if it's his final lie, we'd be talking about him for awhile longer.
There will always be a percentage of people online with disposable income and issues with their self - worth.
Dave is "that guy". You know the one, when life kicked you in the balls and then when you were down did a curb stomp for good measure.
No matter how bad your life is, his menagerie of paypigs can always say "Hey, I got it better than this guy at least"
Making a living being "that guy" is nothing new. Remember Andy Dick? He is "that guy", really Dave is the spiritual successor of Andy. Both do the dumbest shit imaginable, whatever it took to get the views coming in.
Both are sadly deluded living in their curated world where they only hear good things. They don't see that everyone is laughing at them, not with.
They don't realize that being in the spotlight for stupidity isn't a viable long term prospect (Unless you knew you were the clown and adopted as tastes changed, Ala Kauffman).
Remember how Andy Dick went out? Of course not, no one cared. He did more stupid shit and eventually people would him, say "Oh, it's that guy" then turn the channel.
Dave is a little different, since the chairs wheel in and out almost as if it's a tide of tardation and Dave is the orbiting body that provides their gravity to act.
He'll go out with a whimper too, and one day someone will post a thread here called "What happened to DSP?"
And all the replies will be "oh yeah, him. Guess I got bored and moved on"
I'm still rooting for a death bed confession that it was all a ruse. Even if it's his final lie, we'd be talking about him for awhile longer.
REALLY off topic, but with planetjeff in the news again, I went back to the cat reveal scam prestream because I could have sworn Jeffery was present in the stream chat and resubbed before Phil really got going. And of course he did; he even gave the ole "best wishes" to Phil--such a nice guy!
View attachment 972611
And here's the infamous, walk-off $1000 donation 9 hours later :
View attachment 972617
"missed most of the stream" btw
The $1000 tip is obviously very common knowledge, I'm not sure if the prestream "interaction" is or not. But Jeffrey in one fell swoop "fucked the trollz" and fucked the fanz out of a lot of money, knowing full-well from the very beginning he was going clean house. VERY responisble coming from an adult in his mid-40's making 170k/yr. The dude can't help but steal the show and bask in Phil's giddy appreciation.