TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[I Love Beef]

I attribute this to Spoony getting spoiled as a child. I've said before that from all accounts Spoony got pretty much anything and everything he wanted. I remember in his Ultima retrospective he said he had upgrade his PC many times to keep up and lining his age with the time line in which he played these in, it's very obvious little 12 year old Noah wasnt flipping burgers for his PC upgrades. Not to mention all the other expensive hobbies as a kid he has said to have, movies, video games, Computers, DnD, and board games/card games. He seemed to have had it made as a kid. Maybe Miles wasnt so lucky or he was spoiled but, learned how to be an adult as he grew up whilst Spoony didnt since he made it as a content creator on Youtube whilst Miles had to work for everything he had and still has.

Wow, what's up with me discovering how the bunch of people who have been utter basement dungeon lurking angry nerd wannabe faggots were in fact spoiled and shallow mouthy losers with a trust fund and a lack of insight and humility to really appreciate alternative media, let alone anything that can be considered a luxury?

Seriously, one dumb faggot who blows my fuse I learned is nothing but some rich piece of shit who is able to blow his money on wasting it on going to Japan, whining about it, and coming back home to purchase hundreds upon thousands of dollars of anime model kits and Japanese mecha kits out of his old fag hipster 1980s nostalgia whoring.

And now Spoony too? I didn't even think this fucker was rich, much like how Doug Walker was rich either. No joke, Doug comes from a wealthy part of Illinois, which explains how he and his lot are practically socially backass and out of touch.

It explains a lot about Spoony's tastes and criterion too.

 

[Jack Awful]

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I really almost can't believe this. He's just pestering random people in his follows for game suggestions he intends to ignore. It's a new level of behaviour.

If only a fan would suggest to keep Tweeting and not get a real job...

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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I really almost can't believe this. He's just pestering random people in his follows for game suggestions he intends to ignore. It's a new level of behaviour.

Noah: You there! Peasant! Give me some Narcissistic Supply! No! Sound even MORE distressed! MORE concerned for my health and wellbeing! Yes! That's it! I feeeeeed off your suffferiiiiiinngggg!!!!!!! *Eldritch slurping noises*

That said, if it turns out that Noah really is a trust fund baby feigning poverty for asspats, I will personally kick him in the dick if I ever see him in real life Minecraft.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He certainly wasn't too busy tweeting and sleeping to answer the phone in order to advance his career.

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This might be the most honest and incisive subtitle for the thread.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Did you read what I wrote? Noah speculated it himself in a Counter Monkey blog post over 12 years ago.

Sorry, I meant "what makes you think that he suspects", because honestly this is the first time I hear about this post, but nice to know that self-diagnosed diseases were part of his life even back then. Also, I love this part:

My younger brother and I are of similar age, and so we share most of the same gaming experiences. He's much more introverted than I am, to the point that at an early age, my parents were increasingly worried that there was something wrong with him. There isn't, of course: in fact, he's probably much smarter than I am. I just test better and have a more natural ability to bullshit people.

 

[RJ MacReady]

No comment.

 

[BScCollateral]

Obviously Richard Garriott is to blame for the fall of Spoony. One interview dissolved Spoony's will to live and stole all his spoons.

You think not? Such is the malign power of Richard Garriott that he flew on a Soyuz, and the curse went back in time to sink the Soviet Union 17 years before his flight.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Noah: You there! Peasant! Give me some Narcissistic Supply! No! Sound even MORE distressed! MORE concerned for my health and wellbeing! Yes! That's it! I feeeeeed off your suffferiiiiiinngggg!!!!!!! *Eldritch slurping noises*

That said, if it turns out that Noah really is a trust fund baby feigning poverty for asspats, I will personally kick him in the dick if I ever see him in real life Minecraft.

I would take narcissist deluded Spoony because over the years he would have provided hundreds of pages of Moviebob style unintentional comedy. As it is, he is so pathetic all you can do is shake your head and move on.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Spoony is literally just doing LDaR, its no wonder nobody talks to him because why would they. He doesn't do anything.

Nigga needs a job. He needs to feel forced to do something, anything productive. He could be screwing together widgets on a factory line and feel more satisfaction with life than he does now

 

[JohnMc]

"Wanted to wipe butthole, didnt have the energy."

I bet April is internally screaming every day now, haha.

If they're still living together then chances are that she's in her own little corner of the house and he's in his and they barely interact anymore. She doesn't mention him at all on her twitter.

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I really almost can't believe this. He's just pestering random people in his follows for game suggestions he intends to ignore. It's a new level of behaviour.

Best thing for him would be if everybody ignored him. Fans, friends former co workers, etc. Unfollow him, don't reply to his "Whoa is Me" act and he finally cop on that its time to piss or get off the pot as far as dealing with his issues are concerned.

 

[Stasi]

Did you read what I wrote? Noah speculated it himself in a Counter Monkey blog post over 12 years ago.

Nice, I didn't know there was any surviving old spoony stuff after his website died. Might skim through some of these later.

Oh and what the fuck is this shit OC do not steal

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony: A story in three acts.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

The self pity is bad even by Spoony standards these days. Breaking point imminent?

(allthough i dont exactly know how to define "breaking point" now as he basically seems beaten and done for allready. Mental hospital visit perhaps...idk.)

 

[Zaryiu]

Reminder that Spoony written reviews on his sites (most if not all) were copy-paste of his Knights of the Dinner Table and were proof that Spoony has always being a hateful manchild and what we thought as "Good Spoony" was him managing to a certain point to hide what he really is like

They say the sequel almost never lives up to the original, but this is one case where I don't think Spoony will let us down.

Spoony never fail to disappoint

 

[Mr Snek]

I've never paid much attention to Spoony, but god damn I've never seen self pity on this level before. I've known people who are outright suicidal and seeing a therapist every other day who are more confident and cheerful than this guy, he's so extreme that a part of me is sure that it's all an act and he's only doing it because it's the easiest way for him to get peoples attention.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Reminder that Spoony written reviews on his sites (most if not all) were copy-paste of his Knights of the Dinner Table and were proof that Spoony has always being a hateful manchild and what we thought as "Good Spoony" was him managing to a certain point to hide what he really is like


Spoony never fail to disappoint

Spoony is like a combination of Boogie and Maddox. He was always a lazy, self-pitying, spiteful sperg, it's just that like Boogie, for a period of time he had a girlfriend who was able to wrangle him enough so that he was able to become a star of a long gone internet era. Like Maddox, all of his obnoxious and negative traits he put into his character were actually reflections of who he is, and a lot of his charm was from being the first of his kind. But unlike Boogie and Maddox, for some inexplicable reason there are still people, many in this very thread, who still pine for the return of something that never even actually existed.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Spoony is like a combination of Boogie and Maddox. He was always a lazy, self-pitying, spiteful sperg, it's just that like Boogie, for a period of time he had a girlfriend who was able to wrangle him enough so that he was able to become a star of a long gone internet era. Like Maddox, all of his obnoxious and negative traits he put into his character were actually reflections of who he is, and a lot of his charm was from being the first of his kind. But unlike Boogie and Maddox, for some inexplicable reason there are still people, many in this very thread, who still pine for the return of something that never even actually existed.

Spoony always struck me as someone who was respected because he was one of the early game reviewers/reactors with name recognition like AVGN. You're not going to put him out to pasture when he can still do video content for the fans. However, unlike James, Spoony is too lazy to keep a schedule that unless you're interested in watching his everlasting downward spiral, he still does a video here and there. Just don't expect them to be anything revolutionary in content.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Spoony streamed briefly this morning. He also listed his last stream from three weeks ago and finally disabled the comments. IIRC Wing Commander IV is a game he's wanted to stream for ages but was too lazy to get it to run.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

for some inexplicable reason there are still people, many in this very thread, who still pine for the return of something that never even actually existed.

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I necessarily want Spoony to return to his "prime", but I would like for the people that put money into his Patreon to make a movie get some kind of payback for getting fucked over. Even something as simple as an apology would be at least something.

 

[JohnMc]

I've never paid much attention to Spoony, but god damn I've never seen self pity on this level before. I've known people who are outright suicidal and seeing a therapist every other day who are more confident and cheerful than this guy, he's so extreme that a part of me is sure that it's all an act and he's only doing it because it's the easiest way for him to get peoples attention.

He's attention whoring. That's a definite. Its probably what keeps the few Patreons he has left not cancelling their monthly donations.