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Salubrious said:
DSP complains first of all about a port of SF2 being wrong, which is just hilarious fucking irony in itself, but about how the game is "too fast". While he's actually correct about the game being faster than his old version, he never makes any attempt to adjust to the speed and then complains about opponents who have made the adjustments like they are cheating by doing it just like opponents are cheating by using "online tactics" during online matches.
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phil's whole life can be summed up as "times changed, but phil got left behind"
he had a lucky break, and instead of seizing it and keeping it, he let it slip
 
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ZehnBoat said:
phil's whole life can be summed up as "times changed, but phil got left behind"
he had a lucky break, and instead of seizing it and keeping it, he let it slip
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His rant a couple days ago about people that put time into editing their videos and put money into video production and video quality sums up every problem he has.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Right click
Create folder
Put all that shit in the folder

Who am I kidding. Phil can't drag and drop. He has a bad back and some of those files are heavy.
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Dood, it would take LITERALLY hours to do that. He doesn't have the time. He needs to work so he can save his house.
Besides his hand would literally be killing him using his pc for that amount of time. He can't risk not being able to work through overuse.

That's like putting a gun to his head and threatening to murder him.
 
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Dragoonism said:
These people should get a room!
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Awww, they all suck so much the game makes them miserable. Losing constantly and being unable to just coast by must make their narcissism flare up because they can only make so many excuses as to why everyone above scrub skill levels can beat them.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
It’s stories like this that make me wonder if he’s just this sly of a liar or if he’s so fucked in the head that he really believes his own stories oh how shit plays out.
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Phil has absolutely convinced himself of his own lies, he spins them over and over again in his head until it's the only truth he knows. Surprisingly the one under the deepest pignosis is Phil himself.
 
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LiquidCancer said:
And I promise you he still has multiple copies of that sonic hat picture on his desktop.
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This is unironically the greatest hack prevention ever. I messed around as a script kiddie in my youth and if I ever came across people who put their files on their desktop like this I'd immediately fuck off. There's no amount of money or entertainment to be had by trying to find shit on people's computers who put it in places nobody ever would, or ever should, look. Phil is the kind of asshole who has shortcuts to nudes but then deletes the nudes and keeps the shortcuts.
 
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Any fighting game players on this forum catch three things Dave said yesterday during his AJ Avoidance stream:

1.) ‘Rollback netcode is always garbage because it plays the game for you’ — a version of his stupid opinion posted on twitter last week, but hasn't he also said all games should have GGPO, the prime example of rollback netcode?

2.) ‘I use Japanese-style controls’ — Why does he lie about this so often? Does he think it makes him sound sophisticated? He goes out of his way to use rarer concave buttons, which are American/EU-style, the Japanese use convex buttons, which are much easier to find and cheaper.

3.) ‘Bison has the only good theme in Third Strike, the rest of the music sucks’ — I really hope LTG hears this and unleashes his violent gay cult fantasies on him
 
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Shambler said:
im stil baffled he'll play pvz, doing its collectibles but refuses fortnite, oh wait i think i figured it out
he hates being beaten by children, and kids playing pvz multiplayer is obviously going to be less skilled than phil
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He could've at least played the original one and not whatever is this

Also

This Penne Points seem like it can be easily abused by detractors
 
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