Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Can somebody shut Freddie Prince Jr.'s mouth up. Where the hek are these people's publicist? Seriously.
The publicists are the problem.

They unironically think that acting like hatefully obnoxious, petty, hypocritical and megalomaniac douchebags will magically silence all their critics for fear of being called a bigot on twitter, and will attract billions of grateful women/ethnic people to throw money at them forever, which is also why you wind up with dozens of mindless celebs simultaniously jumping on the same empty #woke bandwagons and regurgitating the same soundbyte quotes the moment their publicists get emails from some grapevine/mailing list about the "hot new cause" to get involved with for their brand.
 
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Who knew Mr. Bones Wild Ride would stop off at Clown World.

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Look on the bright side. If that happens, the Left will eat their own like orange clockwork:



You don't need to read the wall of high-functioning racism autism Itchy was mad enough to catalog, just the first five tweets will get the message across. Basically she's throwing shade at RJ for putting the future of the galaxy in the hands of his WHITE MALE broom-boy self-insert.



Why does anyone hope for this disaster to be saved? It's fucking dead, just enjoy the bonfire.



I set the bar at pulling a blatant recon of everything Disney Star Wars and starting over in the form of a cartoon or TV show. They can move on with feature films, but only on the basis of the OT, the PT, and the EU. Fuck the Story Group, fuck Kathleen Kennedy, fuck JJ, fuck Iger, and fuck Filoni for good measure. Just have a clean slate from post 2005 and pre 2008 or nothing at all. I'm sure Star Wars is just a pit of debt at this point that keeps getting deeper, so either they cut their losses or cut the bullshit. That's my deal.
I really hope they pull an NBA or a Blizzard and start sucking up to the CCP

These people need to be purged
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Probably. I could see this being an issue with Asian tourists where they would be familiar with English names for food and not much else getting baffled by it.
Yeah, but you could still see the real names of the food below the Star Wars names. Like right under Fried Endorian Tip-Yip it said Fried Chicken along with its ingredients. But yeah, what they should've done was just add actual pictures of all the food items to the menus. I don't see this really improving things.
 
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Yeah, but you could still see the real names of the food below the Star Wars names. Like right under Fried Endorian Tip-Yip it said Fried Chicken along with its ingredients. But yeah, what they should've done was just add actual pictures of all the food items to the menus. I don't see this really improving things.

IF they're spending $5000 for a WDL vacation, do you really think they're smart enough to read?
 
I'm interested on any info on the WDW version you've got.
It'll be a lot shorter than my coverage of the WDL one since its basically exactly the same with only minor differences. Also I don't really have as many pictures of it that are my own since I don't have a guy on the inside like I did with WDL. I did know someone who was planning on going, but they cancelled their trip.

1: Obviously the first and most obvious differences is that the colors are more saturated due to the harsh Florida sun, making everything look sort of dark orange. It makes things look a bit odd and any resemblance to Tatooine is completely lost. Only area that looks unchanged is Merchant's Row which I already went into great detail about starting with page 499 for those who want the whole info on WDL's Galaxy's Edge.

2: For some peculiar reason, they changed the statue standing at the entrance of Merchant's Row.
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Now its smaller and pointier for some reason.

3: Vi Moradi is even more prominent here than in WDL, with her even attending the park's opening and first few days without Rey and Kylo Ren. She still acts smug or indifferent, although she seems to be getting harassed more regularly by stalkers. There's actually quite a few vids and pics of fat manchildren going up to her and asking her really awkward questions. Its quite clear that she was intended to mainly interact with children since those are the kinds of tourists she actively seeks out, which are few, instead fat Dobson-tier manchildren seek her out. A few weeks ago, 4chan (and some other sites which deleted posts of similar nature) had some weirdos obsessively posting pictures of Vi and the park's Rey and talking about all they things they want to do with them.
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Vi Moradi avoiding contact with some sweaty fat dude.
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I wonder if you can snitch on her to the troopers...

4: Both parks are considered "official canon" but no explanation is given as to why they're different from one another. This has caused oddballs to start claiming that the parks take place in alternate timelines. But asking employees results in them outright stating that it is not an alternate timeline. Wookieepedia no longer bothers to update shit about this park except for the irl GE janitor who actually works at Disney and Wookieepedia.

5: Here is the "collectible" map for the park. Its handed out by GE clerks outside the GE park who claim they're visiting Earth to promote tourism to planet Batuu... It includes some "what to do" shit, a map and an Aurebesh alphabet.
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6: I've already mentioned this before in the thread, but the park is covered in fans due to the hot florida sun. The thing is they're not very immersive since only a few are designed to look "in-universe" while the majority are regular cheap fans from Ikea, Global and Walmart with the english irl logos still slapped on them. Same with the furniture most of which looks like it came from the Ikea nearby WDW.
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7: Here are the maps of both parks for comparison.
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The layout of Merchant's Row is somewhat the same, everything else including some droids and non-buildings are different. The entrances to the park are also different. The ones in WDL are three long trails with notable features or fancy entrances. One's empty and one has a bridge. WDW has one barren trail and one that has a "fancy" wall that leads into the Resistance area which has a completely different layout than the one in WDL. Also certain doorways in WDL are completely closed off and the third entrance is completely unusable.

8: There are triangular umbrellas everywhere cuz sunlight, although they don't have furniture. So you have to either sit on the floor or stand under them.
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9: There's a hole that has the unceremonious remains of the StarSpeeder 3000 from Star Tours which they explain was crashed by Rex, who is now DJ R3X after being reprogrammed by the owner of the Droid Depot. FYI the owner along with all the other shopkeepers still don't exist, except for Dok Ondar who for some reason is still depicted with green skin in ads and the Disney EU despite that he has the same gross human skin tone as every other nu-wars Alien redesign.
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Only thing weirder and more inconsistent is Disney Canon's view on Star Tours which they still label as Legends despite forcing a bunch of references to Nu-Wars into it like Kylo Ren, the FO and whatnot, which puts Rex's whole existence into question.

10: I've already said this before, but they serve alcohol everywhere here to attract rich wine moms and instagram influencers. Their alcoholic soy milk tastes like crap.

11: I already mentioned this before, but the only real exclusive feature of the WDW one is that it offers photo options where they'll take a picture of you standing in the street which is then made to look like you're standing on a Kingdom Hearts version of the planet Batuu... which makes me wonder if they're crazy enough to force Squeenix to add that shit to the game. It takes a week to process the pic.
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Quality may vary.

12: Yellow Yoda has her own alcoholic drink now which is Dragon Berry rum. It tastes like shit. In fact it tastes like Simply Orange with a dash of rum, since that's mostly what it is according to the menu.

13: There's Coca Cola carts everywhere here to make sure they get some much needed Coke ad-revenue.
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Sad thing is just one cart looks better and more alive than the entire park with an R5 droid that actually acts like its "alive".

14: I already mentioned this before, but for some reason, they didn't have the Hondo the pirate animatronic or his droid in the Smuggler's Run ride for the first week or so.

Otherwise the park is exactly the same. Only other difference is that the WDW still has some merch that has been completely sold out at WDL since summer, like personality chips, but those are already running out. WDW also ran out of foot sporks even faster than WDL.

she was in the Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith comic series
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Looks like they've updated her page since last time. Xhe's even uglier without the mask than I thought. Also she's the same species as the gamorrean donut-steal from TFA... I think I went into detail about these guys when I first covered shit from Fallen Order like 150 pages ago.

Speaking of, I never got to finish my exposé and criticism of the TLJ aliens. May as well do one for TFA freaks too one of these days.
 
The publicists are the problem.

They unironically think that acting like hatefully obnoxious, petty, hypocritical and megalomaniac douchebags will magically silence all their critics for fear of being called a bigot on twitter, and will attract billions of grateful women/ethnic people to throw money at them forever, which is also why you wind up with dozens of mindless celebs simultaniously jumping on the same empty #woke bandwagons and regurgitating the same soundbyte quotes the moment their publicists get emails from some grapevine/mailing list about the "hot new cause" to get involved with for their brand.
Which is funny because they'll drop all this shit when the next cultural fad comes in 5-15 years.
 
Yeah, but you could still see the real names of the food below the Star Wars names. Like right under Fried Endorian Tip-Yip it said Fried Chicken along with its ingredients. But yeah, what they should've done was just add actual pictures of all the food items to the menus. I don't see this really improving things.
If they're mainland Chinese or Indians they won't read past the title and will start wasting the server's time instead of reading the next line.
 
JJ: “We totally care guys! Really, we’re not screwing around!”

There's another article that says ROS also has the most improv.

Sure this is totally not a fucking disaster in the making. I'd like to watch a movie about the making of ROS and how much of a shitty fraud JJ is.
 
JJ: “We totally care guys! Really, we’re not screwing around!”


That's quite amusing considering this interesting tidbit I heard : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKABQRNhang&t=1s

Edit : Some choice quotes from the article by JJ

1) Endings are the thing that scare me the most
2) This is about bringing this thing to a close in a way that is emotional and meaningful and also satisfying in terms of actually answering [as many] questions as possible. So if years from now, someone’s watching these movies, all nine of them, they’re watching a story that is as cohesive as possible.

Yeah we all know how you hate endings JJ, because you rarely can think things through from beginning to end. Also, no one is going to care for all 9 movies. Just the original trilogy and at least the general concept of the prequels.
 
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Its quite clear that she was intended to mainly interact with children since those are the kinds of tourists she actively seeks out, which are few, instead fat Dobson-tier manchildren seek her out.

gee, ruin the franchise for everybody but tards and then be surprised tards behave like tards. who could've expected that?!
also it's a character established in a fucking book, does disney honestly expect kids to read these days? and even if they do they probably won't waste their time with woke literature for shitty movies.

A few weeks ago, 4chan (and some other sites which deleted posts of similar nature) had some weirdos obsessively posting pictures of Vi and the park's Rey and talking about all they things they want to do with them.

/tv/ likes to meme, but it's on the same level as brapp-posting etc. posting park-reys - at least that's my assumption - is in a big part irony because even when they get paid to just run around in official cosplay they somehow manage to look better and have more character than the original (from what I've seen). and of course it's an attractive female, so no surprise there. anything else is probably to make fun of, just like we do here.

threads like that also get purged regularly like pictures of normal actors etc, probably to prevent some copyright issues.

There's another article that says ROS also has the most improv.

I'm getting girlbusters flashbacks...
 
This has caused oddballs to start claiming that the parks take place in alternate timelines.
That's what we need in Star Wars: timelines crap. That worked well for Star Trek :roll:
A few weeks ago, 4chan (and some other sites which deleted posts of similar nature) had some weirdos obsessively posting pictures of Vi and the park's Rey and talking about all they things they want to do with them.
I think /tv/ found the Instagram of every park Rey a couple of months ago. No one seemed interested in any of the Vi actresses.
 

Fucking YEESH, the way those two cunts say "white boy" literally has the same vibe as a white racist referring to a black man as "boy"

That makes me so fucking mad I want to break something, the fact that this flagrant level of racism is tolerated and seen as normal by modern culture is just..... I don't even know what to say.

EDIT: scrolled through the rest of the article and what the fucking SHIT! I can't believe how long it keeps going and going and going, this utterly insane person really works for Lucasfilm?


What is this from?
 
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I know @verissimus posted the link already but I’ll give this more exposure.
A rumor from Doomcock’s source is that they’re reshooting about 75 percent of the film and changing the direction substantially.

Doomcock also speculates that might be a reason why a proper trailer hasn’t come out yet.

I have VERY serious doubts they are reshooting 75% of the film.
I have a feeling what your boy means is they are EDITING 75% of the film with the reshoots to drastically change the film, which is believable especially with the lack of new trailer,being we're a little over two months from release.
 
I have VERY serious doubts they are reshooting 75% of the film.
I have a feeling what your boy means is they are EDITING 75% of the film with the reshoots to drastically change the film, which is believable especially with the lack of new trailer,being we're a little over two months from release.
I listened through a couple of times and I’m pretty sure he means full on re shoots, but I’ll listen again to make sure.

He did sound incredulous himself so maybe its all bullshit.
 
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I have VERY serious doubts they are reshooting 75% of the film.
I have a feeling what your boy means is they are EDITING 75% of the film with the reshoots to drastically change the film, which is believable especially with the lack of new trailer,being we're a little over two months from release.

True, though OverlordDVD has already made at least one video ranting about the whole different endings route that has been mentioned before. I suppose if that's true then it would be pretty meaningless to say they're doing re-shoots since they're doesn't seem to be a cohesive/decisive story they want to tell for this movie anyway (never mind the trilogy).
 
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