DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[millais]

I wonder how far he is willing to go with all this "naming crap" auction.

Name Khat's plushie she sleeps with?

No joke, I think at some point he could decide to give Jasper a middle name and hold a weeklong auction extravaganza for the naming rights. Maybe when the hardcore begging season starts to slow down and there are no more new games for him to stream

 

[tzgnilki]

I wonder how far he is willing to go with all this "naming crap" auction.

Name Khat's plushie she sleeps with?

how much shit can he balance on his couch for ppl to name

 

[Pargon]

IDK why but that makes me genuinely laugh. Both the idea of him doing this and of people actually getting excited enough to pay and name the fucking thing. I swear, at a certain point, you lose all frustration, anger and despair at his entire faggot lifestyle and just find the hilarity of it all.

I hope he makes hundreds/thousands on this, I want to see just how exceptional some of these people are. Again.

I personally love the fact that this is exactly the sort of thing you'd see on a children's TV show, except it'd be a sweepstakes sort of thing with no purchase necessary because in the US there are laws for things like that. Not so for the internet, though! Every person is a business and every business a person and the waters are muddied and the old men of Congress are confused juuuuuuust enough that the full force of the orange-tanned executive branch (PBUH) isn't brought to bear on Phil and the rest of his thot ilk*. Quelle dommage. What a drag.

*I am in no way advocating any sort of regulation of the internet, just decrying the state of things in this particular case.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP the Birdwatcher

Still dont know how to directly embed these...

Streamable - free video publishing

streamable.com

 

[kebab4you]

DSP the Birdwatcher

Still dont know how to directly embed these...

Streamable - free video publishing

streamable.com

He sounded genuinely more interested in random native birds than I've ever seen him when playing games.

 

[WarehouseKiwi]

God, that effeminate baby voice he sort of puts on when he talks about certain things (Khet, Jasper, those birds, Leanna when she was still around, etc.) is toe-curlingly awkward.

 

[Billericay Dickie]

The Desolation of DarkSydePhil

In my view Phil is trolling his Twitch Chat, his abhorrence for chat is most notable on Pre-Stream. Pre-Stream is now a burden for him, as the commercial revenue from this once profitable segment is on a downward trend. The stubborn fool, is having to stretch out a dollar question to such excruciating lengths, it by itself is laughable. Begrudgingly he has to end the segment below $10 in Tips, for all his perceived efforts.

Dark's indignation with Pre-Stream Chat is something to behold. “Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost!”

 

[sammyrdurham]

Phil should've just disabled the bits system and blame it on Twitch for not working (like he sometimes does) and saying how Streamlabs works just fine, so if you want to donate to him you can still send him money using Streamlabs (friendly reminder #∞ that you don't need a PayPal to tip btw).

He was obviouslly upset over that guy who sent him 9k bits instead of donating so he can get that $ right away to pay those bills that for some reason he can't just wait until Twitch, Patreon and YouTube pay him so he can then pay his bills.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Has Phil referred to the skull by its paypig bought name a single time?

Its even lazier than naming signs in minecraft where he will never look at them a second time.

Like, if the skull was used for some kinda bit, I could MAYBE see offering to name it something from chat.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

The Desolation of DarkSydePhil

In my view Phil is trolling his Twitch Chat, his abhorrence for chat is most notable on Pre-Stream. Pre-Stream is now a burden for him, as the commercial revenue from this once profitable segment is on a downward trend. The stubborn fool, is having to stretch out a dollar question to such excruciating lengths, it by itself is laughable. Begrudgingly he has to end the segment below $10 in Tips, for all his perceived efforts.

Dark's indignation with Pre-Stream Chat is something to behold. “Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost!”

And in the same time he LOVES TO STALL. This has been increasingly more obnoxious. Pre-stream could be 15-30 min if he didn't hate playing games and his audience. This desperate stalling for time and explaining his life story every single day is a good reason why people would not watch the Pre-stream or donate during it. As stupid as these wheelchairs are, everyone has his limits and dark is progressively pushing them. That's why his Patreon and youtube are dead.

This shit with 'if you like me you'll tolerate everything I do' is running out of steam.

 

[actually]

Does he even call the Halloween decoration, that Darksydemom bought from QVC and then sent to him, by it's sponsored name?

Has Phil referred to the skull by its paypig bought name a single time?

I'm not convinced he actually remembers the name. Someone should ask innocently (WITHOUT GIVING HIM MONEY) what the name of the skull is--I will be surprised if he remembers, because I sure as shit don't.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He is going to bring back the exact same Halloween decorations next year and re-auction the naming rights for them, isn't he.

Next year the naming rights will be for pet names he calls his wife's private parts. So I'd like to give a premature welcome to "Bert," "Ernie" and "Tevin's playground" #1 and #2, respectively, to the DarkSydeLore.

 

[MisterTalentMan]

Has Phil referred to the skull by its paypig bought name a single time?

Its even lazier than naming signs in minecraft where he will never look at them a second time.

Like, if the skull was used for some kinda bit, I could MAYBE see offering to name it something from chat.

He did yesterday either during first prestream or at the start of the yt video.
I hope he records all the names because with the naming hysteria he has, he won't be able to remember majority of the names when the number of the named objects will be bigger than two

 

[Prince Lotor]

how much shit can he balance on his couch for ppl to name

 

[Comma]

I've seen quite some childish reactions regarding trans/gay subjects from DSP the past few weeks, so I decided to do some digging. I found multiple instances of him making very typical knee-jerk remarks the past year, despite him claiming he's a changed and mature man. I couldn't resist making a compilation.

Considering DSP is a Twitch streamer and how Twitch as a company seems to be constantly fighting for gay/trans equality, it's quite baffling to see him doing these things. Anyway, I'll shut the fuck up now.

Enjoy.

 

[Perpetual Outrage]

I've seen quite some childish reactions regarding trans/gay subjects from DSP the past few weeks, so I decided to do some digging. I found multiple instances of him making very typical knee-jerk remarks the past year, despite him claiming he's a changed and mature man. I couldn't resist making a compilation.

Considering DSP is a Twitch streamer and how Twitch as a company seems to be constantly fighting for gay/trans equality, it's quite baffling to see him doing these things. Anyway, I'll shut the fuck up now.

Enjoy.

A detractor video that somebody actually put time and effort into?

With the right amount of concern trolling you might have a chance of having something coming out of it.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I've seen quite some childish reactions regarding trans/gay subjects from DSP the past few weeks, so I decided to do some digging. I found multiple instances of him making very typical knee-jerk remarks the past year, despite him claiming he's a changed and mature man. I couldn't resist making a compilation.

Considering DSP is a Twitch streamer and how Twitch as a company seems to be constantly fighting for gay/trans equality, it's quite baffling to see him doing these things. Anyway, I'll shut the fuck up now.

Enjoy.

So all the 2019 stuff seems like a stretch. Don't get me wrong, they're hints of how he feels, but nothing you can really condemn him with. That said some of the 2018 stuff would be more than enough to get him in hot water (or so you'd think). If anything the video showed me that he has been even more castrated in 2019, so piss scared of losing his channel he's censoring himself more than ever.

Also those pictures of his fighting game community got me thinking: There were lots of asian players in that shot, and Phil always goes on about how he's the top US player of ST which heavily hints that Japanese players are above him. Maybe this (mixed with possible rhetoric at the dinner table from his parents as we know he's said there were apparently "racist rants" like that at the thanksgiving table and there are no members of his family in range to visit like that plus he never brings up other family members visiting...) is why he's racist against Asians. I mean they likely went further than him in college and jobs, they beat him at street fighter, hell they probably even had sweet Wolverine figures. Asians were the first detractors.

 

[sammyrdurham]

So all the 2019 stuff seems like a stretch. Don't get me wrong, they're hints of how he feels, but nothing you can really condemn him with. That said some of the 2018 stuff would be more than enough to get him in hot water (or so you'd think). If anything the video showed me that he has been even more castrated in 2019, so piss scared of losing his channel he's censoring himself more than ever.

Also those pictures of his fighting game community got me thinking: There were lots of asian players in that shot, and Phil always goes on about how he's the top US player of ST which heavily hints that Japanese players are above him. Maybe this (mixed with possible rhetoric at the dinner table from his parents as we know he's said there were apparently "racist rants" like that at the thanksgiving table and there are no members of his family in range to visit like that plus he never brings up other family members visiting...) is why he's racist against Asians. I mean they likely went further than him in college and jobs, they beat him at street fighter, hell they probably even had sweet Wolverine figures. Asians were the first detractors.

I think he's just nitpicky as hell like he always is. Always finds the tiniest thing to make him look like he's better. "I may have jerked off on stream, but there was this other streamer who you could see the tip of his junk! That's way worse than what I did!". That sort of shit.

 

[Comma]

So all the 2019 stuff seems like a stretch. Don't get me wrong, they're hints of how he feels, but nothing you can really condemn him. That said some of the 2018 stuff would be more than enough to get him in hot water (or so you'd think). If anything the video showed me that he has been even more castrated in 2019, so piss scared of losing his channel he's censoring himself more than ever.

Well yeah, that's partially the message: DSP doesn't change - he only tries to hide his true self to not get his ass kicked by the Twitch ToS, but still fails at it no matter how hard he tries. He just can't help himself. DSP is his own worst enemy.

Also those pictures of his fighting game community got me thinking: There were lots of asian players in that shot, and Phil always goes on about how he's the top US player of ST which heavily hints that Japanese players are above him. Maybe this (mixed with possible rhetoric at the dinner table from his parents as we know he's said there were apparently "racist rants" like that at the thanksgiving table and there are no members of his family in range to visit like that plus he never brings up other family members visiting...) is why he's racist against Asians. I mean they likely went further than him in college and jobs, they beat him at street fighter, hell they probably even had sweet Wolverine figures. Asians were the first detractors.

Yeah, I'm willing to bet that DSP getting his ass handed to him in arcade halls for years by smart/talented Asians is a big factor in how he reacts to Asians. And again, he simply can't help himself. His disgust will always seep through in one way or another.

 

[actually]

So all the 2019 stuff seems like a stretch. Don't get me wrong, they're hints of how he feels, but nothing you can really condemn him with. That said some of the 2018 stuff would be more than enough to get him in hot water (or so you'd think). If anything the video showed me that he has been even more castrated in 2019, so piss scared of losing his channel he's censoring himself more than ever.

I mean, he straight-up used "faggots" and "homos" as slurs in the same sentence while streaming on Twitch and absolutely nothing happened to him. Trihex got a 30 day ban or whatever.