Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

[Kate Farms Shill]

I can’t decide if cutting off her legs or letting her keep floundering like this is a better option, but I know which one would be more entertaining.
For me.

amputation is a win-win in my book. Not only do we get the Amputation Saga but once that's over either her Behcet's will mysteriously migrate to her arms or torso or somewhere else she can reach, or she'll need to find a new mysterious illness to get her attention.

EDIT:

One of my regular lurker-leakers sent me this, said it wasn't posted here yet. i don't have the stomach to watch and compare right now.

Spoiler: even the thumbnail is gross sorry

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Why the fuck did I click that spoiler?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It looks like microwave pizza when it's not scabbed over.

 

[AbraCadaver]

It looks like microwave pizza when it's not scabbed over.

And like microwave pizza, it’s just as unnatural.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

She's not grossed out at all. Sounds like she's smiling. Definitely enjoys talking about her manky legs as much as she loves showing them off

 

[Twolegstillmidnight]

Does anyone have an Instagram for Kelly? I’ve been looking to no avail.

As someone who unfortunately has interacted with Kelly a few too many times, I’ve come to add some minor detail to this thread:

Kelly actually has posted both pictures of her actual mouth as well as her tongue in regards to sores in the past. This would have been during her transfusion years and starting during her first claims of MS. Kelly started fishing for symptoms and new illnesses right when she began her MS-diagnosis claim.

The particular pictures were of her white, nasty tongue and it looked like she had bit down on her tongue very hard. There had been indentations from her teeth on her tongue. She stopped fishing this way when her followers told her that her mouth sores were from anemia. While I personally do think she bit down on her tongue for the pictures, bad anemia can result in this as well as thrush which probably explains why her tongue always looked white. It’s not really super important information but perhaps important timeline-wise since she likes to try angles multiple times before giving up.

Kelly has played all her cards all wrong for the goals she seems to have in mind. Everything from her thread on Lolcow to parts of her thread here have been curated by her for extra attention and asspats, yet Kelly has failed to keep a consistent SM presence to keep up with the level of notoriety that she desires. Kelly wants to be the Best Munchie Who Ever Munched AND be everyone’s favorite cow, but she has spent so long deleting her accounts and making new ones that one might even think she wants to be left alone, but we all know that isn’t the case. Kelly herself has made it known many times how much she needs us for her narrative to continue.

The sad truth of it is that when Kelly’s legs are finally gone, she’ll just be another nameless nobody attached to an empty account without even the classic Trainwreck followers. This thread will be all that remains of her sad legsacy.

(until she decides she can live without her arms, of course)

 

[Eglantine]

Kelly wants to be the Best Munchie Who Ever Munched

She's doing a pretty good job of it right now after watching that last video. She's very dedicated.

Does anyone have an Instagram for Kelly? I’ve been looking to no avail.

differentially_kelly is her current insta. It's private.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Fuck. She’s got both legs so rotten that the macerated flesh is about to completely encircle her calves. It was just large patches on the top of her shins. She’s got one amazing immune system. I genuinely do not understand how she hasn’t gone septic yet.

I also wonder what it smells like. If she still has roommates they are people with strong constitutions.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

New video posted to IG:

2019-10-11 18.16.34.mp4

Shared with Dropbox

www.dropbox.com

 

[AbraCadaver]

Does anyone have an Instagram for Kelly? I’ve been looking to no avail.

As someone who unfortunately has interacted with Kelly a few too many times, I’ve come to add some minor detail to this thread:

Kelly actually has posted both pictures of her actual mouth as well as her tongue in regards to sores in the past. This would have been during her transfusion years and starting during her first claims of MS. Kelly started fishing for symptoms and new illnesses right when she began her MS-diagnosis claim.

The particular pictures were of her white, nasty tongue and it looked like she had bit down on her tongue very hard. There had been indentations from her teeth on her tongue. She stopped fishing this way when her followers told her that her mouth sores were from anemia. While I personally do think she bit down on her tongue for the pictures, bad anemia can result in this as well as thrush which probably explains why her tongue always looked white. It’s not really super important information but perhaps important timeline-wise since she likes to try angles multiple times before giving up.

Kelly has played all her cards all wrong for the goals she seems to have in mind. Everything from her thread on Lolcow to parts of her thread here have been curated by her for extra attention and asspats, yet Kelly has failed to keep a consistent SM presence to keep up with the level of notoriety that she desires. Kelly wants to be the Best Munchie Who Ever Munched AND be everyone’s favorite cow, but she has spent so long deleting her accounts and making new ones that one might even think she wants to be left alone, but we all know that isn’t the case. Kelly herself has made it known many times how much she needs us for her narrative to continue.

The sad truth of it is that when Kelly’s legs are finally gone, she’ll just be another nameless nobody attached to an empty account without even the classic Trainwreck followers. This thread will be all that remains of her sad legsacy.

(until she decides she can live without her arms, of course)

Eh she’s not even close to everyone’s fave lolcow. I honestly wouldn’t even put her in the top twenty. She’s just a one-trick pony. She needs to put on ten stone and become trans if she wants to compete with the top cows on this site.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Imagine what Kelly would do to a neovag.

 

[lamp shade]

Imagine what Kelly would do to a neovag.

I think at one point she rubbed glass in her vagina during an abuse storyline, but I don't remember all of the details.

 

[Free Pancakes]

Eh she’s not even close to everyone’s fave lolcow. I honestly wouldn’t even put her in the top twenty. She’s just a one-trick pony. She needs to put on ten stone and become trans if she wants to compete with the top cows on this site.

She's not even in my top five for munchies specifically. Sarah Jean came out of the gate way too strong with "peach schnapps aren't alcoholic" and even without posting recipes any more Anna's glop legacy is strong. Agony Autie stim dancing and insulting real autistic people beats Kelly's Shin Shit Show any day. The list goes on and on. It's just morbid curiosity at this point, especially since for me she's crossed the threshold into too crazy to laugh at.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Guess I'm in the minority, Kelly, Staphire, Yaniv and Montagraph are my faves. I enjoy the extra crazy ones.

 

[Twolegstillmidnight]

Eh she’s not even close to everyone’s fave lolcow. I honestly wouldn’t even put her in the top twenty. She’s just a one-trick pony.

I agree but Kelly seems to have this goal in mind. She’s just not smart enough to achieve it. The fun cows either came out strong or slowly built to chaos, the really good ones like FVG have done both. Kelly put more effort into getting on the news for her ‘rare blood disorder’ than she did towards securing an online presence. Now she wants the notoriety without the work.

 

[lamp shade]

Yeah, to me Kelly used to be at least a little entertaining to watch because the lies were just so blatant, but now it’s just “omg my legs, look at my legs, my legs look better, my legs look worse.” We get it, you’ve rotted your legs. Either amputate them or stop rubbing shit into them.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Kelly is the most fun when she's between plotlines and desperately trying to find her next thing.

 

[godlessjezebel]

As someone who unfortunately has interacted with Kelly a few too many times, I’ve come to add some minor detail to this thread:

Kelly actually has posted both pictures of her actual mouth as well as her tongue in regards to sores in the past. This would have been during her transfusion years and starting during her first claims of MS. Kelly started fishing for symptoms and new illnesses right when she began her MS-diagnosis claim.

This isn’t a new detail, we discussed it at length a while back. Though I’m betting her tongue is actually white cos she doesn’t brush it as opposed to oral thrush.

 

[Bender]

What the fuck horror have I stumbled into? I (evidently incorrectly) assumed BP would just be wahmen shittalking wahmen, I wasn't prepared for a fucking biology lesson showing how muscles move.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

What the fuck horror have I stumbled into? I (evidently incorrectly) assumed BP would just be wahmen shittalking wahmen, I wasn't prepared for a fucking biology lesson showing how muscles move.

I maintain that outside of La Zorra, Beauty Parlour has the most legitimate death-risks of this site. If the section was up early enough we might've had Coldness in My Heart too (an unwise click).