Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Jar Jar Abrams has to do the following in this shitheap:
Retcon TLJ
Rip off ANH again
Rip off ESB
Rip off ROTJ
Rip off the EU
Make Rey Sue even stronger
Make Luke an even bigger cuck
Make Palpatine die like a bitch
Fetch quests after fetch quests
Mystery box quota: at least 5
Suck the dicks of DC so he can fuck up their franchise next
Salvage any possible way of maintaining his reputation.
If Palpatine dies like a bitch, Rose would be involved.
 
Edits and Reshoots=75% of the film
Reshoots+X=75
Edits+y=75

So they shot a scene and were like "eh...this doesn't work"
but later said "Hey if we shoot a new scene we can take x, y, and z we cut and make something good"

That's what I'm saying; add in a few layers of people repeating things and end up with "they are reshooting 75% of the film".
I don't doubt they could be making significant edits to 75% of the film - making edits is as cheap as the editors you've hired, and only requires a closet or two to house them - but reshooting 75% is definitely the result of people repeating things they didn't understand until you have people thinking they're reshooting over 100 minutes of a 150 minute film.
 
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Just like I thought. The real final trailer comes out on the 21st and they're extra desperate to tug on the feels of nostalgia and "The End" to make you go. Meanwhile the comments section is full of crazy Reylos. Is this all the nu-fandom is made up of these days?
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There's only 61 days left until this shit releases and its still in editing and they still expect it to be good despite it being over 2 hours long? Did the edits even remove anything? Also movie theaters are starting to add IX to their lists. Would be funny if they delay the release though for more reshoots/edits.

Also:
JJ Abrams said:
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker strives to give a cohesive ending to all 9 films
Oh shut your whore mouth JJ. The original six didn't need a proper ending before your crappy films came along. They had a solid and sweet conclusion. Now fuck off with your masturbatory ego.
 
Meanwhile the comments section is full of crazy Reylos. Is this all the nu-fandom is made up of these days?
Outside of the fact that this is a rhetorical question, unironically yes. If I was brave enough, I'd hop in on twitter and say they're obsessing over a white male (to the point that he's overtaking the actual lead and is the most popular character from the ST) and a white Twilight-style romance, where the female lead is just their vessel to fuck Adam Driver. Kind of like that insane SW writer tried to do.
 
Outside of the fact that this is a rhetorical question, unironically yes. If I was brave enough, I'd hop in on twitter and say they're obsessing over a white male (to the point that he's overtaking the actual lead and is the most popular character from the ST) and a white Twilight-style romance, where the female lead is just their vessel to fuck Adam Driver. Kind of like that insane SW writer tried to do.
The salt will be worth it. Make a shell Gmail, a shell Twitter, and go to town.
 
Wow who'da thought I would be genuinely pumped to see the coming trailer?

Not because of any expectation of quality ofcourse, but when that moment comes when exogol gets namedropped by the ghost of luke at the end of the trailer....I want to see this thread burn with unrestrained horror and disappointment
 
His son is writing that book

Yeap, though Marvel marked it as if J.J himself was writiting it.

I read his son's comic up to issue 2. Surprisingly it's not horrible. but it's not amazing either. It's basically a thinly veiled self-insert story about a teenager (the son of Peter Parker) that feels overshadowed by the legacy of his dad. Sounds familiar? Oh, and his crush falls for him in issue 2.

Surprisingly it's not the worst current marvel comic, but the fact that this is nepotism is super obvious here. It's super clear J.J was collecting some favors with Disney, if I had to guess, it was because he accepted to direct Rise of Skywalker and attempt to fix Rian Johnson's mess.
 
According to Midnight’s Edge, word in Hollywood is that Disney is freaking out over the continued filming and editing of the film.

Also, according to the video, JJ told Disney that the original cut of the film made during principal photography sucked ass. Upon hearing this, Disney made him do it again and again until he got it right.
 
Just like I thought. The real final trailer comes out on the 21st and they're extra desperate to tug on the feels of nostalgia and "The End" to make you go. Meanwhile the comments section is full of crazy Reylos. Is this all the nu-fandom is made up of these days?

I know StormPilots were a thing for a while, but I'm not sure if that pairing is still halal now that Finn has been molested by paired off with a #StunningAndBrave wamman of dubious color.
 
God damn it, the SJWs got DOOM as well
Will this ever fucking end?
Wait... there's a new Doom movie? And it sucks even more than the first one? Surprises all around.

*Watches clips*
Oh wow that looks awful. Far worse than anything I could imagine. Thank heaven it was a direct-to-video release.
 
Wait... there's a new Doom movie? And it sucks even more than the first one? Surprises all around.

*Watches clips*
Oh wow that looks awful. Far worse than anything I could imagine. Thank heaven it was a direct-to-video release.
I should get my hands on the original DOOM trilogy, too. Gotta remember that.

They fucking replaced Doomguy with a woman. Why? No reason. Same reason Disney replaced Luke with a girl. No reason.

I swear, they're trying to kill nerd culture. DOOM, Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, Stargate, Marvel, there's a Dune movie coming 2020, Ghostbusters, Men In Black, I feel like there was a Predator movie with some Mary Sue girl, am I misremembering that? Edit: And like DOOM, Wolfenstein got wokeified, and the list just goes on and on. 40k is starting to fall to the infection and I don't know how much longer we can hold before diving back under.
 
I am starting to believe that Disney is actually having some of the most elaborate guerrilla style marketing where they doing their absolute best for everyone lower their expectations for Rise of Skywalker so low that if they have a serviceable film, then they might be able to salvage the mess the IP has currently become. I know it is out there, I just cannot find any other way that a major studio would play so cavalier with a huge tentpole in the 11th hour and 56th minute when the film should be beyond even editing and this is where the mass promotion tours happens for the film.
 
I should get my hands on the original DOOM trilogy, too. Gotta remember that.

They fucking replaced Doomguy with a woman. Why? No reason. Same reason Disney replaced Luke with a girl. No reason.

I swear, they're trying to kill nerd culture. DOOM, Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, Stargate, Marvel, there's a Dune movie coming 2020, Ghostbusters, Men In Black, I feel like there was a Predator movie with some Mary Sue girl, am I misremembering that? Edit: And like DOOM, Wolfenstein got wokeified, and the list just goes on and on. 40k is starting to fall to the infection and I don't know how much longer we can hold before diving back under.
I think 40k fell into the infection as far back as 2015. The 40k Kidz Club and Marvel is just making people see the infection for what it is without denial goggles. Not to mention GeeDubs has been shit for a long time now. I mean only reason people cling on to the idea that its still good is because of fanmade material and campaigns which doesn't actually reflect the quality of GeeDubs and their products, but even the fan community has started going to shit since the increasing popularity of 40k has attracted all sorts of idiots. Pretty soon it'll be no better than the Magic and WotC tabletop community.

But now we're getting off-topic.

In SW-related news, I have a shit ton of new info about that Fallen Order game. Sad part is it doesn't look great, but its average enough to appease to casual players, nostalgiafags, Disneytards and the supposed fencesitting "meh" crowd (who are usually shills themselves trying to act neutral) regardless if its story is in fact shit and its characters are awful and ugly. It still doesn't let you have a dark side option or customize your appearance, but it does let you "customize" your lightsaber (not really) its basically invisible upgrades with the only real change being lightsaber colors which is odd since according to Disney canon, there's no longer multicolored crystals, instead a lightsaber's color is determined by personalities (and by making it cry for siths according to the Darth Vader comic which has since retconned this shit via Galaxy's Edge and some comics/novels which made red crystals synthetic again but at the same time not), which is again contradicting itself in this messier new canon.
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That's as far as free options go in this game, although you can supposedly upgrade your crappy Mantis ship.

So... should I bring up everything on this shitty game? Continue my expose/criticisms of Disney aliens or finish up what I never finished about Galaxy's Edge?
 
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God damn it, the SJWs got DOOM as well
Will this ever fucking end?
Jesus Christ you had me worried that this was about the new Doom game. I'm glad it's just a shitty literally who movie. It's getting savaged across the board too.

(and by making it cry for siths according to the Darth Vader comic which has since retconned this shit via Galaxy's Edge and some novels which made red crystals synthetic again)
Holy shit, when did this happen? I'm glad, synthetic lightsaber crystals were baller, and it fit the motif of the Sith better than the bleeding idea, which made no sense when you put any thought into it (like why red is such an ebul color that crystals can be any color of the rainbow except that one).
 
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