Dox your DNA

[オウム 2]

Any of of you do DNA tests?

 

[Pissmaster]

Good Lord no. DNA tests are for people who want to find out they're 1.3% African so they know exactly how much of the N-word they're allowed to say, instead of just outright saying it and laughing at anyone who gives a shit

 

[Rancid Flid]

Interesting fact : Humans share 70% of our DNA with slugs. So for anyone that leaves a slimy trail behind them wherever they go, that's why.

 

[オウム 2]

I did one on a deep discount since my dad was adopted, we thought he was Russian - he was that plus Balkan. Mom was various white people plus some Native and like .5 black and 90 plus percent more Neanderthal than other testers. Can I say nigger in polite company now?

Of course this is 23andMe, DNALand has me as 0 native and black but like 4% Indo-Iranian including Kalash, Brahui, and Balouchi, so can I say, gypsy, or sand nigger or is that an Arabian term? Regardless it all shows that this shit doesn't tell anything if two tests can be so different.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

DNA tests are for people who want to find out they're 1.3% African

Hey, don't devalue my 1.3% African blood! My 0.65% African forefathers would be disgusted. I can't believe people are trying to bully us 0.325% Africans because you're jealous whitey can't have this 0.1625% Africano dick.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Well, I'm German and Russian. The left can't decide if they hate me as a Nazi or love me as a Commie.

 

[Turd Burglar]

I bought ones for my parents. I found out that I'm 200% nigger.

 

[オウム 2]

Hey, don't devalue my 1.3% African blood! My 0.65% African forefathers would be disgusted. I can't believe people are trying to bully us 0.325% Africans because you're jealous whitey can't have this 0.1625% Africano dick.

I get the joke but to be honest they were slaves that were lucky to get into this white dna bro.

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

100% NIGGER

 

[The Pink Panther]

A family member of mine did one and found out that my family is from Ghana.

 

[オウム 2]

A family member of mine did one and found out that my family is from Ghana.

My blackness is from West Africa so I guess we niggas now.

 

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Taking a DNA test from a Western company is unwise, and inconsiderate of your relatives.

These companies openly collaborate with the pigs. They're talking about being able to trace DNA samples against records that these DNA testing companies provide to identify many people in the states to at least the third-cousin level or so, and you don't get to opt out. This is an absolute violation of privacy.

 

[オウム 2]

Taking a DNA test from a Western company is unwise, and inconsiderate of your relatives.

These companies openly collaborate with the pigs. They're talking about being able to trace DNA samples against records that these DNA testing companies provide to identify many people in the states to at least the third-cousin level or so, and you don't get to opt out. This is an absolute violation of privacy.

That's how night stalker was found right?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

My sister did one a while ago and the only thing we learned was that our great grandmother who always claimed to be Native American was in fact just a lying spic. Other than that we are white as snow.

And I'm not worried about our DNA being out there as the Feds already have mine on file.

 

[No Exit]

Taking a DNA test from a Western company is unwise, and inconsiderate of your relatives.

These companies openly collaborate with the pigs. They're talking about being able to trace DNA samples against records that these DNA testing companies provide to identify many people in the states to at least the third-cousin level or so, and you don't get to opt out. This is an absolute violation of privacy.

I agree, I'd sooner dox myself here than give those fucks my genetic information. Which is annoying because my father claims we have some native DNA and I'd love to become tax exempt.

 

[Flake452]

I did, I just got a picture of Hitler smiling which means I am 100% Aryan.

 

[オウム 2]

I agree, I'd sooner dox myself here than give those fucks my genetic information. Which is annoying because my father claims we have some native DNA and I'd love to become tax exempt.

I have a decent percentage of native dna since my g-grandpa is metis, wouldn't try it unless a grandparent is full native though since I have a Canadian cousin who is more native than me who wasn't recognized as metis (and metis is a recognized group in CA not so in USA) plus natives don't tend to take DNA tests since they don't want to see their white percentage, and 23andMe only tests Mexican natives that differ enough from US/CAN natives so NA native won't show up in your DNA.

 

[The Pink Panther]

My blackness is from West Africa so I guess we niggas now.

A'ght. That cool. We finna be fellow bruddahs.

 

[オウム 2]

A'ght. That cool. We finna be fellow bruddahs.

Nice, black power my man.

 

[General Disarray]

Taking a DNA test from a Western company is unwise, and inconsiderate of your relatives.

These companies openly collaborate with the pigs. They're talking about being able to trace DNA samples against records that these DNA testing companies provide to identify many people in the states to at least the third-cousin level or so, and you don't get to opt out. This is an absolute violation of privacy.

At least now you can get paid for your DNA...

http://learn.lunadna.com/you-have-the-power/

I remember reading about how some smartypants over at one of the big DNA companies thought they'd troll those ebil whypipo and intentionally and deceptively included some insignificant percent of African DNA for the lulz.