DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Agent Proper]

I summon loremasters @EddyB43 and @drgnkiller to consider this question.

For as long as I have been around this 'Tism vortex he has always said that it was a lie. Until tonight.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Phil just admitted he asked people to click on his ads. Has he ever said that before?

After the Twitter post that had a clip of him saying 'click on the ads' in it that he replied to, he has admitted to having said the infamous line. He sort of had to with it right there in a Tweet unlike when the same vid was watched during in his 1st Retrospective where he stopped the suggested vid right before he would have been caught saying it live on steam.

 

[kebab4you]

After the Twitter post that had the 'click on the ads' vid in it that he replied to, he has admitted to having said the infamous line. He sort of had to with it right there in a Tweet unlike when the same vid was watched during in his 1st Retrospective where he stopped the suggested vid right before he would have been caught saying it live on steam.

You don't happen to have a link to that Twitter thread?

 

[Raven'sChild]

You don't happen to have a link to that Twitter thread?

Don't have a Twitter link, but I found a post with a pic of it in Retcon Round-up thread:

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Note "suspended" instead of the usual "banned" that he'd say before he got adsense back.

 

[kamekmagik]

You don't happen to have a link to that Twitter thread?

Phil on Twitter

“@clips_tea @muffiekat @MisterAntiBully @AdSense @TeamYouTube @MichaelBePetty @AntonioChavezSN @Leviticus19_18 I think it's the actual activity of exorbitant mass clicking that causes it. I was making insane money on videos with like, 30-50k views on them that was WAY out of the normal range of...

twitter.com

Just a heads up for everyone. If you see a Screenshot of a tweet just go to Twitter and search

From:theycallmedsp ____

And type in some words

 

[Prince Lotor]

He admitted on Twitter that his 'please click on the ads' video happened and was a clear TOS violation. He was trying to manipulate the narrative that it was detractors mass-clicking his ads in late 2010 and it completely wasn't his fault, and the 2009 'please click on the ads' video had nothing to do with it.
Again he is lying as at the time he was telling his viewers at the end of every video to "Participate" and had spelled out that the "Participate" part of his "Rate, Comment, and Participate" sign off meant 'click on the ads so I get munnies'.
He knows he did this. He's a fucking liar, and a greedy idiot. When people ask Phil 'Why are you hitting yourself?' he says 'I'm not doing that someone else is, and you're a mahron if you can't see that I'm the victim and have done nothing wrong!'

Someone brought up Phil's Google AdSense Story again and Phil took the bait,


According to Phil, it is NOT HIS FAULT but his VIEWER's FAULT for CLICKING HIS ADs after he BEGGED THEM TO CLICK THE ADs


Essentially


"I did nothing wrong doooooood, my brainless fans massively clicked my ads and got my Google Adsense suspended! "

"Nothing I can do DOOOOOD, I mean I know I asked them to do that but if they dont listen to me then my Adsense account would be totally ok!"

Fuck you Phil

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Of course Phil conveniently "forgets" to mention that besides the 2009 video where he directly told people to click on the ads in late 2010 he made other videos telling people that he can get money based on how much they "Participate, and anyone who's accustomed to YouTube and how partnered channels work I'm sure you know what I'm saying," and then ended every video telling his viewers to remember to "Participate".

He literally told his viewers to click on the ads at the end of every video he made for months, and they did, and he got banned from AdSense, and he made a video proclaiming "I did nothing wrong, I have nothing to hide", and now it's the fault of the people clicking the ads and not his for telling them to "Participate You know what i mean" in every video for months right until he ate a ban for it. He still gets all fussy in his britches if anyone brings up the "Don't forget to Rate, Comment, and Participate!" sign-off he would end every video on THEKINGOFHATEHD with and starts squabbling about how 'that's not what I meant by "Participate" and no one thought that" but he absolutely refuses to speak about it beyond that because that's exactly what it meant and he made videos that said as much.

Edit: Holy Shit! The next segment in that video is "Alottapeepul are saying 'well Phil, we all know your Google AdSense account got shut-down last weekend so we're not really looking to do anything anymore on Google with """Participation""" , but why don't you just start a new AdSense account?'"
You lying, fat sack of shit

 

[sammyrdurham]

Can't be bothered to scroll up to read messages that were highlighted using Penne Points but scrolls up to lean in manual ban people.

I also paused the stream at the right moment:

 

[PieceofShet]

Begging turned up to 12.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Begging turned up to 12.

he found a new pet to hug and squeeze and choke the everliving life out of

 

[DiabeticSP]

The fun part isn't watching Phil big brain his way into hilariously petty new money making techniques.

The fun is 3 months from now when his paypigs are tired of the gimmick but he keeps beating the dead horse while getting angrier and angrier its not as profitable.

See: chill streams, pubg, blackout, retrospectives, ask the king, etc.

 

[sammyrdurham]

Does it strike anyone else like Phil is on crack sometimes?

All the t-posing, all the eye shifts throughout his room, him opening his eyes wide open while talking about his schedule ahead of time is just concerning, and never in my life have I seen someone gesture so much like that while talking. He probably wants to make it look like he's talking about very important stuff or some shit.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Yes. He says that 'when the other characters aren't on your "actual screen" the game artificially boosts their speed so they drive faster'. Phil then claims as "proof" of this during his rant him driving through the grass massively slowing himself down leading into a slow and sub-optimal turn and then Koopa Trooper passing him. He then claims Koopa Trooper "100% cheated" because in the last lap, after Phil driving through a bit of grass again, Koopa Trooper beat him around the final corner to take 1st place. . .Koopa Trooper, the character with the best handling stat in the game. . .
He fucking sucks at Mario Kart. The first race in this video he runs over his own banana peel and then he mushroom boosts off the track into a carnivorous plant. . .
Edit: Also Phil, who claimed to be a "Mario Kart Master", says "you NEVER want to power slide in this game. If you do you lose control!" So there you go.

Edit2: This may actually be a rage-quit tbh, we'll see if he ever plays Mario Kart again. . .
It's a super easy track to beat, you just select the feather and then you can skip 1/3rd of a lap but I'm guessing since he doesn't even know the timing to get the boost at the start of the race he doesn't know the timing to select the item you want.

I'm not sure the performance stats ever applied to the cpu characters, they're pretty much on rails and always finish in a set order unless they get hit just before the line. SMK is straight up brutal on 150cc, but even then he is painful to watch fail at it.

 

[tzgnilki]

Does it strike anyone else like Phil is on crack sometimes?

All the t-posing, all the eye shifts throughout his room, him opening his eyes wide open while talking about his schedule ahead of time is just concerning, and never in my life have I seen someone gesture so much like that while talking. He probably wants to make it look like he's talking about very important stuff or some shit.

i'm starting to think jasper was some sort of advice from a doctor for dave being depressed

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He admitted to it a few months ago, but always denies that as the reason he got kicked out of the ad program.

He admitted he told fans to click the adds but followed this up by saying that he got banned from Adsense like 6 months later so that wasn’t the reason it was banned.

I remember hearing it and saying “he’s really going to act like because it took them months to catch on and ban him that wasn’t the reason....this fucking guy”

DsP--debunking adsense banned account-|-low interaction persists

WARNING: disgusting content viewer discretion advised

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Found it in a snort video, starts at 4:10 and takes him about 6 minutes to get to the point. He admits he broke ToS by telling his fans to click the ads but this is not what got him suspended, he broke ToS and just never got punished for it because Dave does nothing wrong and everything correct. He also says he just asked ad sense to un ban his account years later and they did because of course.

“You see the reason phil got suspended was mid 2009 where he said to click on adds!” “It’s like we’ll wait a minute if that were the case why on earth weren’t I suspended immediately from the Adsense program in 2009”

@actually can I get a DSP lore master rank up?

 

[Comma]

My god, what an utterly pathetic Minescam stream again. I've tried to make some kind of recap, so here goes:


• DSP is stressed because of a lack of gifted PSN Store credits lately:

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DSP complained about not having received any PSN/online store credits as of late, so he's stressed about not being able to buy games. Clip:

Note: he received thousands of dollars from Twitch just five days ago.

• Large amount of $1 tips by "Fun_dog_facts":

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Someone named "Fun_dog_facts" showed up during the early stream yesterday, giving a lot $1 tips with (seemingly) random information about dogs attached to them. The messages themselves didn't show big signs of trolling, other than them completely derailing the stream because DSP has to constantly lean in and pause gameplay (I'm using the word "gameplay" very loosely here). Imagine being an actual fan, watching this shit on Youtube...

Almost all of the tips were just random facts about dogs and looked like they were just being made for shits and giggles. However, the person managed to get at least one (detractor) meme in by saying the dog from the 1957 movie "Old Yeller" was called "Dave" and was trained by someone called "Lee Anne" (don't know how it was spelled). An obvious Dave/Leanna meme:

If you look up the Wiki page of the movie, you can see it's BS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Yeller_(film)#Cast.

• Gifted game store credits now count as a contribution during Minescam streams:

Spoiler

As far as DSP is concerned, someone gifting game store credits/stuff on his Amazon wishlist now competes for being top contributor of the Minescam auction. Yes, you heard it right: people can now gift him credits behind the scenes/through his Amazon wishlist during a live stream, and it will count as a bid.
He said this is trickier because he has to verify these things by checkings his emails or actually activating the codes. He was kinda vague about it actually being an official thing now, but then his used car salesman instinct kicked in, and he immediately started pushing people towards gifting him credits this way because "people can easily become top contributor because the current top contribution is only 210 bits". Clip

So yeah, I guess that's a thing now. Every time you think he can't stoop any lower, he manages to find a way to take his begging to the next level.
It's simply amazing...
How long before he starts counting gifted kitty litter for Jasper as a Minescam contribution?

• Someone sends him a fake code for credits:

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Fast forward 10 minutes: DSP confirms the game credits as of now are a legit contribution, and someone eats a ban after gifting him a fake code. Check out this riveting gameplay from our former pro fighting game player:

Notice how he says "This is why I don't want to do that, because it derails the stream and wastes all of our fucking time" only MINUTES after pushing his viewers towards gifting him codes. Jesus Christ...

• "Fun_dog_facts" turns out to be one of his new pay pigs:

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Towards the end of the stream, "Fun_dog_facts" confesses he's actually SilasDarko, claiming he did it because he was bored:

He's some tard that showed up in DSP's chat two months ago and has donated at least 3470 in bits and $40 in tips up until now (including the tips given as "fun_dog_facts"). He's the type of DSP fan that @Nigel of Ukip dreams about, if you know what I mean.

So yeah, there you go, nuh-huh. A nice autism explosion made into a neat little package.

I'm going to take a shower now.

 

[sammyrdurham]

Gout was also known as the "Disease of Kings"

Phil is also known as the "King of Hate"

People start calling him Dave

It's revealed that Phil's dad has a tattoo with "Dave" on it

Any other coincidences like this?

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Dave is going to forever try to get back to that $200k/year income. He thinks if he phrases something this way, or talks about this sad thing, or auctions of this other thing that he'll be right back on easy street. He just needs to find the right new con for the suckers.

Sadly, he doesn't realize that he will never be able to attain that again. And furthermore, none of his tricks will work for all that long - and eventually you run out of tricks.
Then one day, right as they are taking both houses, the car, the stable, right as they pull out of site, Dave will think "I wonder if I should have changed myself?"

My god, what an utterly pathetic Minescam stream again. I've tried to make some kind of recap, so here goes:


• DSP is stressed because of a lack of gifted PSN Store credits lately

Spoiler

DSP complained about not having received any PSN/online store credits as of late, so he's stressed about not being able to buy games. Clip:

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Note: he received thousands of dollars from Twitch just five days ago.

• Tips by "Fun_dog_facts"

Spoiler

Someone named "Fun_dog_facts" showed up during the early stream yesterday, giving a lot $1 tips with (seemingly) random information about dogs attached to them. The messages themselves didn't show big signs of trolling, other than them completely derailing the stream because DSP has to constantly lean in and pause gameplay (I'm using the word "gameplay" very loosely here). Imagine being an actual fan, watching this shit on Youtube...

Almost all of the tips were just random facts about dogs and looked like they were just being made for shits and giggles. However, the person managed to get at least one (detractor) meme in by saying the dog from the 1957 movie "Old Yeller" was called "Dave" and was trained by someone called "Lee Anne" (don't know how it was spelled). An obvious Dave/Leanna meme:

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If you look up the Wiki page of the movie, you can see it's BS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Yeller_(film)#Cast.

• Gifted game store credits now count as a contribution during Minescam streams

Spoiler

As far as DSP is concerned, someone gifting game store credits/stuff on his Amazon wishlist now competes for being top contributor of the Minescam auction. Yes, you heard it right: people can now gift him credits behind the scenes/through his Amazon wishlist during a live stream, and it will count as a bid.
He said this is trickier because he has to verify these things by checkings his emails or actually activating the codes. He was kinda vague about it actually being an official thing now, but then his used car salesman instinct kicked in, and he immediately started pushing people towards gifting him credits this way because "people can easily become top contributor because the current top contribution is only 210 bits". Clip

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So yeah, I guess that's a thing now. Every time you think he can't stoop any lower, he manages to find a way to take his begging to the next level.
It's simply amazing...
How long before he starts counting gifted kitty litter for Jasper as a Minescam contribution?

• Someone sends him a fake code for credits

Spoiler

Fast forward 10 minutes: DSP confirms the game credits as of now are a legit contribution, and someone eats a ban after gifting him a fake code. Check out this riveting gameplay from our former pro fighting game player:

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Notice how he says "This is why I don't want to do that, because it derails the stream and wastes all of our fucking time" only MINUTES after pushing his viewers towards gifting him codes. Jesus Christ...

• "Fun_dog_facts" turns out to be one of his new pay pigs

Spoiler

Towards the end of the stream, "Fun_dog_facts" confesses he's actually SilasDarko, claiming he did it because he was bored:

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He's some tard that showed up in DSP's chat two months ago and has donated at least 3470 in bits and $40 in tips up until now (including the tips given as "fun_dog_facts"). He's the type of DSP fan that @Nigel of Ukip dreams about, if you know what I mean.

So yeah, there you go, nuh-huh. A nice autism explosion made into a neat little package.

I'm going to take a shower now.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Uuuugh. We are in the doldrums again.

All Phil is doing these days is preaching orthodoxy and killing time. Remember the Brontgeestses's? Remember good Old Viking? It was lovely when Phil shit his little knickers about his $20 refund; that really got his blood pumping. but seems like we are in for a few weeks of limp, tepid begging and bilious whining until he stirs his queasy bulk just enough to fart out a flaccid and embarrassing festive fundraiser. I'LL BE DRINKING!!!! tm

Dave has no imagination, no motivation and no planning skills, all the good saga stuff comes from people outside of the Khando, but maybe something interesting will happen. Phil continues to pretty much literally quoting warning signs of an abusive relationship (BUZZFEED: Ten Phrases Narcissists Use to Gaslight You!!!!) in each video, when he is not also ranting like a low-rate cult leader. The quailty of his current Interactors is pretty lame, too.

Also, real talk, dude, Phil is not funny; he just sits there and pretends to be Howard Stern. Fine. We know this, of old. But, I fucking well wish he would camp out on his pimply, grey arse and bingewatch him some Howard Stern, and refresh his mind, because Howard Stern actually was funny, and Phil is as funny as that time Tevin fucked your mom.

But, if there is one universal truth in these confusing times, it's that eventually, Phil will again do something stupid (or scummy) enough to be mildly interesting.

 

[PieceofShet]

"Hey guys! Now that Nintendo doesnt steal my money, okay... I will replay my favourite Pokemon game next month. The truth of the matter is that MANY MANY people asked if I can name a pokemon after them, so starting today, the whole month... every day, the top contributor will be able to name a pokemon of mine, okay? I really dont like to talk about money, but in reality, my fans wanted this."

 

[tzgnilki]

Gout was also known as the "Disease of Kings"

Phil is also known as the "King of Hate"

People start calling him Dave

It's revealed that Phil's dad has a tattoo with "Dave" on it

Any other coincidences like this?

his dad's name is dave isn't it, or are you saying his dad has phil's name tattooed on him, porb be weird to have your own name