You know you've pissed people off when an actual autism advocate and the creator of Wrong Planet wants you to shut the fuck up.
Still, Connor has returned to where he truly wants to be: a forum where the users will encourage his current behavior, act as yes-men, and be overall asspatters.
I hope all you Kiwis getting hit with snow in the south stay safe. Me personally? I'm going to keep myself warm with a glass of bourbon, a packed bowl, a velvet smoking jacket, and Part 27 of Wrong Planet.
"Endings that fall apart under scrutiny" means, in Connor-Speak, "Let's make up a stupid sequel to a nothing movie that everyone forgot about a year after it was made"
Maybe Connor's problem is he's too stupid to string words together in a way that makes sense to anyone. Look at this post: he uses a lot of different words, and many sentences, and even two paragraphs, but there is nothing of substance. It's a vacant post full of impotent rage, all of it directed at himself, but he's too much of an idiot egotist to recognize he's the source of his own problems. So we get Vaguebooking, since talking about bad waitresses and abusive parents got scrutiny instead of sympathy.
Remember all that bitching about high school? How Connor was literally raped by a girl slapping his ass and the principal held him on his lap while molesting him and recorded his autistic screams? That all got Retconned. Connor is now an eccentric young man who was held in reverence by a student body awed by his brilliance.
"My only friend is a bible thumping window to hell retard you should be making fun of him instead of me!" -- Connor Bible, 2015
More retconning. Connor, now, was a poor young man who was emotionally devastated by an evil aspie harlot who falsely accused him of being a stalker. THAT WASN'T TRUE! That's why he's stalking her now, and trying to find her even though she's left the state, because maybe she's changed into a better person (something he has always been). He's willing to forgive her for being such a bitch, if only he could find her.
Okay... this one is a doozy. I think this might be a good presentation since this 12 page Wrong Planet thread is, essentially, their version of this one. Unless there is multiple posts that Connor responds to quickly, I'm only going to cap his posts, otherwise I'll get the full page. This is from 2013. Remember people, he's changed (huge image dump).
(Connor links to the thread where he admits to stalking and emotionally abusing a girl at his school)
Brief break from caps because I need to say this again: Connor has, as this series of posts has shown, been completely unchanged for FIVE YEARS. He is a low functioning autistic who also happens to be a lazy misogynist who is so addicted to masturbation his parents moved his computer into the family room... and instead of doing anything productive he spent his time jerking his tiny dick raw watching belly buttons on House. He has spent years ignoring great advice from at least 100 people, deciding his time is better spent wallowing in his own misery than doing literally anything else.
I don't say this lightly - Connor is a completely lost cause. He's a hopeless and unrepentant asshole who uses his autism as a crutch. He learned the words "Nihilism" and "Cynicism" and decided they are synonyms for "shithead" and ran with it. He is a worthless waste of space, so much so he couldn't even manage to kill himself two different times, something tens of thousands of teenagers manage quite successfully every year. Connor has stalked women, lied about his parents to CPS, accused his fathers coworker (or not, who knows, he doesn't even know what his dad really does) of being a child molester, and has written a novels worth of rants about Juno and Adoption instead of actually writing his fucking novel that he claims is his life's greatest work.
Fuck you Connor, fuck everything about you, and fuck your parents for not beating your ass so bad you landed in the hospital any number of the hundreds of times each year you deserved it. I hope this thread, and the eventually Lolcow.wiki article stay up forever so every single person who meets you has the chance to learn how aggressively stupid and noxious a person you are.
"Every single day of the week, I masturbate to keep myself from succumbing to loneliness. But I already am lonely."
Connor is so fucking awful, even Wrong Planet users are following him to other threads and calling him out on his bullshit
The answer is always "yes", Fatty Ding Dongs
For the record, this was posted in the middle of that huge image dump above.
(I'm keeping warm with righteous fury at a fat potato sperg, and I shouldn't get so worked up about it!)
((God damn I use "literally" too much))
Also here is a small preview of Part 2 of Female Kiwis Sick of Connor's Women-Hating Bullshit so @Cosmos will hop off my dick
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I tried to make her look like her avatar, but I accidentally BOLDYSPICY!'d it. Also fucky you for making me draw Sailor Moon shit for the first time in 13 years
You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
Ever find that girl you emotionally abused and stalked? You know, the one you now lie about and say was mean to you?
Also, take a look at the image dump above. Your temper tantrum on Saturday is a nice repeat of something you did two years ago. I'm glad you've changed you sure are a better person who deserves respect.
You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
Even if this thread and the lolcow wiki disappeared without a trace, do you not think that they would simply find your WrongPlanet postings and the result would be the same?
Why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up? Why did you call the girl you stalked a rude bitch? Why do you call all women sluts and whores? Why do you hate women? Why did you insult someone who gave you genuine advice on how to find a nice girl? Oh, and why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?
Oh, and Connor, don't bother with any of that "women have treated me like crap" stuff unless you can back up your claims.
Why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up? Why did you call the girl you stalked a rude bitch? Why do you call all women sluts and whores? Why do you hate women? Why did you insult someone who gave you genuine advice on how to find a nice girl? Oh, and why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?
Oh, and Connor, don't bother with any of that "women have treated me like crap" stuff unless you can back up your claims.
You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?
Actually, a cursory google search just turns up a couple pictures of you. The only pages about you that turn up on the first or second page are a Whitepages page and your TV Tropes page. All in all, you're pretty safe.
Fine. The reason I hate women is because I'm a pathetic, worthless, disgusting, vile lowlife with no future who should kill himself or should've been aborted. Fair enough?
Fine. The reason I hate women is because I'm a pathetic, worthless, disgusting, vile lowlife with no future who should kill himself or should've been aborted. Fair enough?
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