حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Roger Rabbit]

OK, Connor. I'll explain this so you can understand it.

Quit blaming people for things. It's not our fault you're a putz.

 

[Crisseh]

I call bullshit. I know how you trolls work. If I were to write a lengthy, introspective post, you will deconstruct every facet of it or use it for amusement. Seriously, fucky you.

You seem to hate trolls, and call us trolls as well. Yet you were here. You sought out "trolls" to hang out with. You suddenly hate everyone when the reality of your behavior bites you back. Nobody did this to you, you did this to yourself.

You won't write a lengthy introspective post, you can barely write a resume (that you still haven't completed). All you do is sit around, bitch, cry, and moan. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Everything you have said, and have done online is here for everyone to see. Your actions speak louder than a report that you will never do.

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

I find this guy's logic hilarious.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Why do you hate women?
Because I hate myself.

God, I hate myself.
I am crying as I write this. I really am.

You're a woman?

Also, telling us all about how you're crying and hate yourself is Tumblr-tier faggotry. It doesn't solve shit. You're just feeding off negative attention, you whiny fat faggot.

7/10 made me reply

 

[Cosmos]

Connor, please tell us why you are a misogynist. We'll take an essay or a video, either one.

And when (not if) we deconstruct it and tell you why you're wrong, guess what? We're not trolling. We're legitimately trying to make you understand why hating an entire gender is toxic and bigoted. We're trying to help you become a better person. Stop making excuses and help us help you.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Without further ado...
Why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?
Because I was angry. When I'm angry, I say horrible things. I even think terrible things.
Why did you call the girl you stalked a rude bitch?
Anger.
Why do you call all women sluts and whores?
Anger.
Why do you hate women?
Because I hate myself.
Why did you insult someone who gave you genuine advice on how to find a nice girl?
Oh, and why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?

God, I hate myself.
I am crying as I write this. I really am.

Conner, brother.

Don't hate yourself, become a better person. It's not too late. You're young, and most everyone is stupid at that age. It's not too late to become someone you can be proud of.

 

[Connor Bible]

I can hardly type now. I don't know what to say.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Without further ado...
Why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?
Because I was angry. When I'm angry, I say horrible things. I even think terrible things.
Why did you call the girl you stalked a rude bitch?
Anger.
Why do you call all women sluts and whores?
Anger.
Why do you hate women?
Because I hate myself.
Why did you insult someone who gave you genuine advice on how to find a nice girl?
Oh, and why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?

God, I hate myself.
I am crying as I write this. I really am.

Don't worry, we hate you too :3

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

@Connor,

Hating yourself doesn't mean you should go out and hate an entire gender.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I can hardly type now. I don't know what to say.

How about

"I'm sorry for being a putz. I'll go fix what I've done wrong and leave forever!"

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I can hardly type now. I don't know what to say.

Tell me I'm pretty

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

Holy shit, did Connor just agree with my post? Hypocrite..

 

[NZDROW]

I am crying as I write this. I really am.

You come off as less sincere and are somehow less convincing than one of those kids on Tumblr who claims to have DID or another mental disorder.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Do you seriously want me to write hundreds of words explaining why I'm such a misogynist? You will inevitably tear it apart on principle.

 

[applecat]

I think it's worth pointing out that the people on Wrong Planet gave Connor the great advice to not return to this forum, which of course he completely ignored like he always does.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

Without further ado...
Why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?
Because I was angry. When I'm angry, I say horrible things. I even think terrible things.
Why did you call the girl you stalked a rude bitch?
Anger.
Why do you call all women sluts and whores?
Anger.
Why do you hate women?
Because I hate myself.
Why did you insult someone who gave you genuine advice on how to find a nice girl?
Oh, and why did you post about wanting to beat a woman up?

God, I hate myself.
I am crying as I write this. I really am.

If you genuinely feel bad about what you've done and hate yourself, you should take it to heart every time you say you're going to change. Your words don't mean anything at this point.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I can hardly type now. I don't know what to say.

Don't say anything. Take that pain, and hurt, and rage, and use it to make yourself better. What could it hurt? How well has what you've been doing worked out for you?

Be brave.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I think it's worth pointing out that the people on Wrong Planet gave Connor the great advice to not return to this forum, which of course he completely ignored like he always does.

There's a reason this thread is here.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?

Have you tried? Do you have proof of this?

 

[Connor Bible]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.