TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[RJ MacReady]

Minor footnote: Have I ever illustrated how obsessed Noah is with getting Mark Hamill's attention?

 

[JohnMc]

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Minor footnote: Have I ever illustrated how obsessed Noah is with getting Mark Hamill's attention?

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LOL at the thought of Mark Hamill dropping everything to go to this near 40 year old loser's birthday party. His adolescence has rolled over into his midlife crisis. Does this moron have any friend's left to have a birthday party?

 

[Mood]

Wow haven’t thought about Spoony in a long while, I’m in awe at how haggard and lifeless he looks in that last stream.

 

[The tired cat]

Jesus fishsticks the guy doesn't look good. Like, holy hell he looks like he barely sleeps, goes out does anything; also hell is with the long hair? Dude, visit a barber or something.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

LOL at the thought of Mark Hamill dropping everything to go to this near 40 year old loser's birthday party. His adolescence has rolled over into his midlife crisis. Does this moron have any friend's left to have a birthday party?

Even if he was thrown a massive surprise birthday party, it would be too much effort to get up and walk downstairs to attend it.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Jesus fishsticks the guy doesn't look good. Like, holy hell he looks like he barely sleeps, goes out does anything; also hell is with the long hair? Dude, visit a barber or something.

On a positive note though....he does not seem to be getting fat yet. He looks rounder....but atleast he is not fat.

 

[JohnMc]

Even if he was thrown a massive surprise birthday party, it would be too much effort to get up and walk downstairs to attend it.

Blowing out the candles on his cake would be considered hard work for him.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Oh, great.

So, you can add "enabling the delusions of grandeur of a mentally ill egotistical tweet-monkey" to the list of stupid shit that Mark Hamill has done lately.

 

[JohnMc]

Oh, great.
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So, you can add "enabling the delusions of grandeur of a mentally ill egotistical tweet-monkey" to the list of stupid shit that Mark Hamill has done lately.

He still won't play it. He's allergic to anything that can be considered work or effort. Because work is a product of Trump. How dare he make lazy losers like Spoony go out and get a job to provide for himself [and his dog and his girlfriend if April is still with him]

 

[The tired cat]

Oh, great.
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So, you can add "enabling the delusions of grandeur of a mentally ill egotistical tweet-monkey" to the list of stupid shit that Mark Hamill has done lately.

You know, I dunno if Mark is trolling Noah or not, but if this game will come out. I'm actually curious to see it and give it a spin.

Spoony streamed briefly this morning. He also listed his last stream from three weeks ago and finally disabled the comments. IIRC Wing Commander IV is a game he's wanted to stream for ages but was too lazy to get it to run.

Also, isn't there like a GoG version of this game? Couldn't he have just gotten that?

 

[RJ MacReady]

Oh, great.
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So, you can add "enabling the delusions of grandeur of a mentally ill egotistical tweet-monkey" to the list of stupid shit that Mark Hamill has done lately.

The funniest part is that Noah had no reaction to this whatsoever besides retweeting it.

He still won't play it. He's allergic to anything that can be considered work or effort. Because work is a product of Trump. How dare he make lazy losers like Spoony go out and get a job to provide for himself [and his dog and his girlfriend if April is still with him]

Incidentally he never got around to playing Shroud of the Avatar, though in hindsight that was a good call.

 

[BScCollateral]

Oh, great.
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So, you can add "enabling the delusions of grandeur of a mentally ill egotistical tweet-monkey" to the list of stupid shit that Mark Hamill has done lately.

"Sending a press release along" strikes me as being very low on the totem pole of stupid. I myself have done stupider thing while going to lunch.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"Sending a press release along" strikes me as being very low on the totem pole of stupid. I myself have done stupider thing while going to lunch.

Maybe I'm just annoyed that Noah's pestering behavior is being rewarded, maybe I'm just mad on the internet.
Or maybe Twitter needs an opposite to the Blue Checkmark, just some visible warning sign designating those who clearly shouldn't be on Twitter so much.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Or maybe Twitter needs an opposite to the Blue Checkmark, just some visible warning sign designating those who clearly shouldn't be on Twitter so much.

To be fair, anyone with a blue check mark is pretty much a dipshit that should not be on twitter.

 

[UnclePhil]

If they're still living together then chances are that she's in her own little corner of the house and he's in his and they barely interact anymore. She doesn't mention him at all on her twitter.

This. In all likelihood, they are broken up. She owns the entire house and allows him—out of pity, apathy, or cluelessness—to dwell in his own corner of sad.

I doubt they have sex any more. I know there is strong evidence that April is herself a spergcase, but as others have said, Noah probably stinks right now. Bad. It's not just how he looks. His tweets read like he's given up on showering. His room is a BO fogbank spilling into the hallway. Even April wouldn't have the stomach to go near there, much less ride or get humped by the smelly human.

She needs to save up and get the hell out of that house. A lost cause wasting away in her home will poison her just as much as isolation is killing Spoony.

 

[RJ MacReady]

This. In all likelihood, they are broken up. She owns the entire house and allows him—out of pity, apathy, or cluelessness—to dwell in his own corner of sad.

What? Noah bought the house and the mortgage isn't going to be paid off.

She needs to save up and get the hell out of that house. A lost cause wasting away in her home will poison her just as much as isolation is killing Spoony.

I don't know how much you know about April but this seems to be her ideal lifestyle, minus having to work 20 hours a week to chip in (boo hoo).

April is not some kind of abuse victim and I have no idea why people construct this weird fanfiction about the state of their relationship. She's basically just the womanchild counterpart to Noah and is more than happy to play Skyrim and paint dolls all day. Her alternative is living with her parents.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I necessarily want Spoony to return to his "prime", but I would like for the people that put money into his Patreon to make a movie get some kind of payback for getting fucked over. Even something as simple as an apology would be at least something.

Spoony's Patreon shenanigans should serve as yet another lesson as to why you need to be careful with making online donations. Especially when the person you're giving it to has a well documented history of mental and emotional issues.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Spoony's Patreon shenanigans should serve as yet another lesson as to why you need to be careful with making online donations. Especially when the person you're giving it to has a well documented history of mental and emotional issues.

I'm actually kind of surprised no one has made a parody movie of what he's become and called it the Spoony Movie. It'd be simple, find a dude who looks a little bloated, give him a shitty wig and some nerd shirt, just film him in a basement tweeting angrily as he sighs and moans in between flashbacks of better times, pan to the master bedroom where the chick playing April is banging some other dude, and then have the climax be him declaring that he's going to leave the house so he can take down Trump... only to run a red light and die in a car wreck. The end.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Bonus: Minor crossover with Derek Smart, AKA the guy who made a notoriously shitty sci-fi game and now dedicates his life to projecting about other sci-fi games like Star Citizen.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

But Spoony, whining on Twitter does make you happy. You positively get off every time you cancel a livestream because you can just watch wrestling or read a stupid comic, or even better, lay in bed staring at the roof wallowing in your histrionic 'struggles'.

Spoony reminds me of somebody who secretly stops going to work, but still leaves the house and pretends to attend so they don't have to deal with the fallout with their family. Spending all day in town, or driving around, tingling with the excitement of getting away with something illicit.