Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

You would think she would wonder why everyone irl wants nothing to do with her (oh, that's right, she has no self awareness.) Honestly, I'm surprised she even has SM asspatters with all the complaining she does on FB. Though most of those people just use her complaining posts as a means to talk about their own complaints because they're self absorbed troons too.

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...assuming it actually happened.
For what it's worth, I believe it happened. What I don't believe is that it happened at 6 months. I don't even think there's a rape exemption at that stage, let alone a 'I was raped, wanted to keep it, but decided to abort at 6 months' exemption. I can feasibly believe she was somewhere in the first trimester when she found out (not every woman is regular so I can even believe it was closer to the 2-3 month mark), was planning to put it up for adoption, and then circumstances changed. She has a personality disorder. She could easily have begun splitting on her roommates (??) in the span of a few days. No idea why she'd claim it happened at 6 months, especially under those circumstances though. But I saw the ultrasound posted in this thread somewhere. It seemed like she was legitimately pregnant.
 
Colt is out!
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Colt is becoming a connoisseur of Illinois mental facilities. Chicago Behavioral Hospital? B+. Her only complaint is that it was in the suburbs and not super convenient for her. Boo fucking hoo...
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Got some coloring done in the hospital.

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The way she has proudly posted her coloring pages, her kindergarten drawings and handwriting makes me truly believe she is a high-functioning r3tard that learned SJW lingo and snowflake behavior online as a social adaptation. It would explain why she manages to get prioritized for housing and other services that most troons dream about - she not just your typical BPD FTM troon, she’s a suicidal BPD FTM troon with an IQ of 78. Legit tarded ppl do get bumped to the front of the line in social service situations because they are considered so vulnerable.

Don’t let her manipulative behavior mislead you to think this is indicative of intelligence. I’ve known some retarded ppl who were damn good con artists and manipulative af.
 
Colt is out!
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Colt is becoming a connoisseur of Illinois mental facilities. Chicago Behavioral Hospital? B+. Her only complaint is that it was in the suburbs and not super convenient for her. Boo fucking hoo...
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Got some coloring done in the hospital.

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So like uh, is she ever going to specify exactly what it is she thinks she has? I can tell the BPD card has more or less expired for her, because you can't sway everyone with it forever.
 
So like uh, is she ever going to specify exactly what it is she thinks she has? I can tell the BPD card has more or less expired for her, because you can't sway everyone with it forever.
I'd bet the BPD is properly diagnosed - and it's certainly backed up by her behaviour. But she seems like one of those troons who flits between identities and disorders depending on her mood and when it's most likely to get her asspats and the moral high ground. I'd agree that she's cognitively disabled in some way, considering how proudly she shows off her terrible artwork and something as basic as colouring in. And, of course, autism of some kind is very likely.

The only real difference here is that Colt seems to have regular contact with doctors and mental health professionals, and even while she's been shopping for ones who will feed her delusions and doesn't seem to accept anything they have to say about her if she doesn't want to hear it, they at least are likely to be getting a decent work-up of her mental state. I'm thinking she's at least going through half of the Cluster B's at any given point, at least.
 
I wonder if her true underlying issue is something she's ashamed of. I'm not 100% certain she's truly exceptional, as she could be playing that up for attention or benefits, but I still think she's got Asperger's or something similar. It would explain why she's getting SSI (you cannot get that in the US just for borderline or depression or the like) and a lot of the quirks we make fun of her for here--she wants to be a contrarian, which is a Sperg thing, she uses her a phone a whole lot (which is a stimming thing for some), doesn't seem to give a shit about hygiene, is somehow both socially awkward but still somewhat sociable (offset a bit by the instability of her BPD), she could be masking with her SJW lingo....I'm not saying for sure that she does have it, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if she did. And of course I think most if not all troons seem to be spergs. My main hangup is that Spergs typically have a higher IQ. One thing I will say with 100% certainty is that there is something she's not telling us.
 
You absolutely can get SSI for depression or borderline personality disorder.
Upon Googling, it does seem that if having either of those is affecting your ability to get a job you can be eligible. According to this (which may or may not be totally reliable), you have to meet certain criteria. I had heard previously that you couldn't get it for just those but it appears I was wrong. Mea culpa.

Regardless, I stand by my statement that she has more going on.
 
I agree with you, there's more going on with Colt. But I'm betting the combination of comorbid BPD and depression would've gotten her a tugboat all by itself. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some schizoid class stuff in the mix. Her intelligence is dull normal at best. She seems to have very little curiosity or engagement with the world at large. She has zero insight and no desire to change.

Most importantly, she'll never get any better. She'll bounce around from unstable housing to hospital stays pretty much for the rest of her life.
 
I agree with you, there's more going on with Colt. But I'm betting the combination of comorbid BPD and depression would've gotten her a tugboat all by itself. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some schizoid class stuff in the mix. Her intelligence is dull normal at best. She seems to have very little curiosity or engagement with the world at large. She has zero insight and no desire to change.

Most importantly, she'll never get any better. She'll bounce around from unstable housing to hospital stays pretty much for the rest of her life.
Oh, I agree there. Based on her employment history it appears that she can't keep a job for very long and I'm guessing the BPD is a huge role in that. The main factor for getting SSI/SSDI is 'is this disorder preventing them from keeping a job?' and by that, she'd get it for sure.

And she definitely won't get better. Why would she? She has no reason to. She gets what she needs/wants in spite of it so she really has no reason. Plus that's pretty much her entire personality.
 
I agree with you, there's more going on with Colt. But I'm betting the combination of comorbid BPD and depression would've gotten her a tugboat all by itself. I wouldn't be surprised if there's some schizoid class stuff in the mix. Her intelligence is dull normal at best. She seems to have very little curiosity or engagement with the world at large. She has zero insight and no desire to change.

Most importantly, she'll never get any better. She'll bounce around from unstable housing to hospital stays pretty much for the rest of her life.
Or maybe she's severely borderline. I haven't seen any evidence that she suffers from legitimate clinical depression (I know it manifests in many ways, but she almost seems to take joy in her constant suicide baits), her constant suicide baits only seem to come when things don't go her way. I don't doubt there's some crossing over with other personality disorders- I'm almost certain there is, but until I know that, I'll keep my mouth closed on that. The things that people classify with Autism are things that are also extremely common with people with personality disorders; that's partly why they're referred to specifically as such. I've said before in this thread that often times people in this thread seem to miss the "personality" being in the name.
 
I think she's moderately cognitively impaired (IQ 70-90). In ye olden days, people like her were labeled "slow" and made to do manual labor and/or live off the charity of others. These days, it's trickier. People with moderate cognitive impairment are technically capable of living independently - they can read, write, shower, use public transit, make change - but are incapable of higher-level functioning. They can't work a normal job. They can't keep a schedule. Making a doctor's appointment or keeping an apartment clean (hi, Colt) is like climbing Everest. They just can't do it.

People like this are extremely vulnerable. They're extremely likely to be exploited and abused. Also, because they're semi-functional, they often slip through cracks in the system. If they're normal enough, they may be allowed to live on their own, no matter how innocent or gullible. Concerned parents are helpless to reign them in. The story of Gemma is a great example. A cognitively impaired, but semi-functional girl is given her own government apartment, is used by drug dealers to store their goods, is eventually brutally tortured and killed by her beloved "friends."

tl;dr If Colt had just 5 fewer IQ points, she'd be in a group home, with the legal standing of a child, and her tits and hormones intact. Sad.
 
I think she's moderately cognitively impaired (IQ 70-90). In ye olden days, people like her were labeled "slow" and made to do manual labor and/or live off the charity of others. These days, it's trickier. People with moderate cognitive impairment are technically capable of living independently - they can read, write, shower, use public transit, make change - but are incapable of higher-level functioning. They can't work a normal job. They can't keep a schedule. Making a doctor's appointment or keeping an apartment clean (hi, Colt) is like climbing Everest. They just can't do it.

People like this are extremely vulnerable. They're extremely likely to be exploited and abused. Also, because they're semi-functional, they often slip through cracks in the system. If they're normal enough, they may be allowed to live on their own, no matter how innocent or gullible. Concerned parents are helpless to reign them in. The story of Gemma is a great example. A cognitively impaired, but semi-functional girl is given her own government apartment, is used by drug dealers to store their goods, is eventually brutally tortured and killed by her beloved "friends."

tl;dr If Colt had just 5 fewer IQ points, she'd be in a group home, with the legal standing of a child, and her tits and hormones intact. Sad.
Yep, and as someone who grew up with learning disabilities and auditory processing issues (the latter of which I still suffer from), people are able to overcome them, or otherwise choose to use them to get everything- I can't speak for Laura because it seems as if her mother somehow enabled the idea of using them to get literally everything from the government, but the latter is almost objectively the case.

Adding to the SSI qualifications. I kept silent on that because I live in Canada where we have it easy with regards to SSI, but I will say it does genuinely surprise me to find that you can get it for possibly the least impairing disorders. My sister gets SSI having bipolar disorder, but it's not that she gets it for- its her Parkinsons disease. The only reason I haven't applied for SSI is because I've kept in check with my doctors as to whether or not my mental state prevents me from being able to work. And if you think the US is lame, I've heard that in the UK people are able to get it for dyslexia.

Besides, part of what keeps me coming to this thread is how Clit is almost like John Wick in, like how John is able to find weird and creative ways of killing people, Clit manages to never run out of ways to give herself rope, or to blame people for literally everything she gets herself into. It would be depressing if she wasn't so self-unaware. Keep going, Clit!
 
No new Colt material as she has been pretty boring (which, honestly, is probably the best thing for her). However, I do enjoy the BPD Memes and Support FB group that she participates in.

offtopic as these aren't Colt, but I still find it fascinating. At some point, I'll add Colt's posts, which include suicide-baiting. However, it will take going through the thread and picking out some of the highlights. Not that interesting, though, so it can wait.

1. There are a lot of crazy bitches out there (no guys post that I have seen unless they are troons).

2. People who think that "being hawt" is some kind of EZ Pass to sanity and a good life will find that notion dismissed fairly quickly by perusing this group. I was surprised at how many of these Bordies are actually pretty cute! (unlike Colt, of course, who is not cute). The saddest ones are the BPD moms. If anyone wants a sneak preview of what the Becca Gerber pregnacy is going to be like, I highly recommend this group.

Caught him cheating...
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BPD cutter junkie...
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Maybe a Narc as well as Bordie? Waahh... nobody liked my new pic!
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My personal fav... weird glasses crybaby girl.
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"Adulting"
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No new Colt material as she has been pretty boring (which, honestly, is probably the best thing for her). However, I do enjoy the BPD Memes and Support FB group that she participates in.

offtopic as these aren't Colt, but I still find it fascinating. At some point, I'll add Colt's posts, which include suicide-baiting. However, it will take going through the thread and picking out some of the highlights. Not that interesting, though, so it can wait.

1. There are a lot of crazy bitches out there (no guys post that I have seen unless they are troons).

2. People who think that "being hawt" is some kind of EZ Pass to sanity and a good life will find that notion dismissed fairly quickly by perusing this group. I was surprised at how many of these Bordies are actually pretty cute! (unlike Colt, of course, who is not cute). The saddest ones are the BPD moms. If anyone wants a sneak preview of what the Becca Gerber pregnacy is going to be like, I highly recommend this group.

Caught him cheating...
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BPD cutter junkie...
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Maybe a Narc as well as Bordie? Waahh... nobody liked my new pic!
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My personal fav... weird glasses crybaby girl.
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"Adulting"
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Man, the second one had me in stitches. I was half expecting it to end with "Oh, and the drummer in my band died too".

The last one clearly has a deeper seated problem too.

Are these groups public? Sounds like peak laughing material.
 
No new Colt material as she has been pretty boring (which, honestly, is probably the best thing for her). However, I do enjoy the BPD Memes and Support FB group that she participates in.

offtopic as these aren't Colt, but I still find it fascinating. At some point, I'll add Colt's posts, which include suicide-baiting. However, it will take going through the thread and picking out some of the highlights. Not that interesting, though, so it can wait.

1. There are a lot of crazy bitches out there (no guys post that I have seen unless they are troons).

2. People who think that "being hawt" is some kind of EZ Pass to sanity and a good life will find that notion dismissed fairly quickly by perusing this group. I was surprised at how many of these Bordies are actually pretty cute! (unlike Colt, of course, who is not cute). The saddest ones are the BPD moms. If anyone wants a sneak preview of what the Becca Gerber pregnacy is going to be like, I highly recommend this group.

Caught him cheating...
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BPD cutter junkie...
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Maybe a Narc as well as Bordie? Waahh... nobody liked my new pic!
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My personal fav... weird glasses crybaby girl.
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"Adulting"
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That might make for good Community Watch content if there isn't already a thread for that.
 
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