Colt Seidman / Colton Issac Seidman / Issaccumking / selfmadecolt / Laura Ellyn Seidman - Chronic suicidal homeless parasite, ungrateful leech and serial lease-bailer. Don't count on her to keep her side of bargain

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She chopped her tits off, has a fucked up voice iirc, and is bald now. Hilarious that she kept the name Colt as well. Willing to bet her detransition was as lazy as her transition.
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She also developed scary high blood pressure for her age between her weight and T use. And that’s just the physical. She destroyed what goodish reputation she could’ve had from fucking over people and creating shitty porn. The damage was done a very long time ago.

I wondered what Colt was up to. She was one of the first cows I watched on KF, so she’s nostalgic to me.

I’m surprised at her returning to identifying as a lesbian. She’s such a BPD mess, however, that I don’t know if it’s actual trans regret or something she thinks will be in her favor. She’s still claiming she’s poly too, which is a red flag in itself. I hope she’s getting better, but that profile and post feel like “coping” to me as well. Wonder how her relationship with her parents currently is. Or how long she’s been with her current roommates, for that matter. I think I would be more optimistic at her condition improving if she had left Portland.
 
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I’m surprised at her returning to identifying as a lesbian. She’s such a BPD mess, however, that I don’t know if it’s actual trans regret or something she thinks will be in her favor. She’s still claiming she’s poly too, which is a red flag in itself. I hope she’s getting better, but that profile and post feel like “coping” to me as well. Wonder how her relationship with her parents currently is. Or how long she’s been with her current roommates, for that matter.
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That's the BPD, I'm certain. Colt has always had an unstable sense of self, this is just the latest iteration. Maybe she'll re-transition in a year or two, or find some other flavor of genderspecial to be next.
 
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I was reading the local weekly and got jumpscared by Colt Seidman. Portland Community College is cutting a "music and sonic arts" class she's taking because it doesn't help anyone get a job (alongside Russian and gerontology classes, both of which sound more useful than singing lessons...). Colt is sad because she wants to be a professional singer. “I Won’t Care How You Remember Me"... kinda on the nose there, buddy!

"Unlike many college professors, Mary Kadderly doesn’t spend class behind a lectern. Instead, on a recent warm day in July, she stood behind a piano at Portland Community College’s Cascade campus, jamming out with 32-year-old Colt Seidman.

The pair were workshopping Seidman’s song of choice: “I Won’t Care How You Remember Me,” a 2021 song by the band Tigers Jaw. While listening, other students pulled out sheet music and lyrics to their own songs for review. The class is meant to instill performance skills in students—many of them aspiring musicians and performers—from solo performance to harmonization work.

For an hour that day, Kadderly made personalized adjustments to each student’s performance: slowing a song down, adjusting mouth shape or, in Seidman’s case, altering the key. Both were all smiles when they settled on the right one."

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"Seidman, the student in Kadderly’s contemporary music class, says singing brings them immense joy; they hope to become a professional singer. “It’s hard to find work as a musician,” they say. “I don’t think cutting people’s future just because it’s harder to find jobs is the right thing to do.”"
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Snow Miku said:
I was reading the local weekly and got jumpscared by Colt Seidman. Portland Community College is cutting a "music and sonic arts" class she's taking because it doesn't help anyone get a job (alongside Russian and gerontology classes, both of which sound more useful than singing lessons...). Colt is sad because she wants to be a professional singer. “I Won’t Care How You Remember Me"... kinda on the nose there, buddy!



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I don't really hate to break it to Laura, but I don't think the only thing standing in her way from because a famous singer is a cancelled community college class.
 
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It looks like she's in charge of the Portland chapter of All Bodies on Bikes a body positive cycling community.
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When we talk about building a more inclusive cycling community here in Portland, some folks might think only of race and/or gender. But there’s another tendency in the cycling world that makes lots of folks feel left out: an industry-wide focus on thin bodies. It’s true: the cycling world has a body image problem. That’s not surprising given that the cycling industry revolves mostly around elite racing, and those who compete and train at the highest levels shed ounces from their bodies with as much fervor as weekend warriors shed ounces from their bikes. It’s also not surprising that there’s a growing pushback led by a nonprofit organization founded in 2021 called “All Bodies on Bikes.”

Almost four years since that group launched with a popular video (that happened to be filmed in Oregon), Portland will finally get a local chapter of its own. All Bodies on Bikes Portland is lead by Colt Seidman, someone who’s own experience with the group speaks to its positive impact.



Seidman told BikePortland they first heard about All Bodies on Bikes a few years ago while recovering from a bike injury. “As a disabled, neurodivergent bicyclist, All Bodies On Bikes helped me feel less alone.” The All Bodies on Bikes community opened a world to Seidman that inspired her to take better care of her body and to become a better cyclist. “As a plus-size queer woman, I really felt a connection with All Bodies On Bikes (ABOB) and wanted to bring this special space to Portland, with some help of some community members.”


ABOB co-founder and Oregonian Kailey Kornhauser and board member Brian Benavente are helping Seidman with the launch. To help kick things off, they’ll host a film screening and group ride on February 9th (location TBD).

For now, roll over to Bike Happy Hour this week (Wednesday, 1/8 from 3:00 to 6:00 pm at Migration Brewing on N Williams Ave) to meet Seidman and learn more about what’s in store. And follow @ABOBPortlandOR on Instagram for updates.
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I'm pretty sure she runs the Instagram page. The latest post was last week. She's sticking with it.
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Give me all the rainbows, but if Laura can actually put in some miles in the saddle and drop about a hundred pounds and get gainful employment, that would be a good thing. Certainly an improvement over the begging insane wretch she has been.

The few stories of lolcows getting their shit together and ceasing to be cows give me some hope.

But it's more likely she goes back to her old ways.
 
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Hooray, I've missed this thread! I was briefly optimistic that maybe she'd learned the benefits of logging the fuck off.

But holy shit, she got even more enormous. Looks like her boobs grew back too. Is she still on t?
 
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I do find it amusing, but not unsurprising, that this body positivity circle jerk club is 80% average people who just want to prove how hekkin progressive they are.
 
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