حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[applecat]

I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

Or novel.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

If you an hero, can I have the rights to Redesigning Eva? I'll release it as a comedy.

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

Then better yourself...

 

[DrChristianTroy]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

Yo @Connor, you go to therapy? Because if saying wack stuff on the internet causes you to freak out like this you should. Just saying.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

Why are you dragging other people into your own self-pity?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

Your crotchrot will probably spread to the rest of your body. Either that, or you're going to stalk the wrong person and get yourself shot.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

That's because you're fat.

 

[NZDROW]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

Have you been browsing Tumblr recently?

 

[Connor Bible]

Yo @Connor, you go to therapy? Because if saying wack stuff on the internet causes you to freak out like this you should. Just saying.

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

Really? Has he read what you've been posting recently?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

Have you told him how you saying wack shit on the internet makes you cry? Shit seems like something you should handle.

So do you still hate black people because one cut you in line once?

 

[Bugaboo]

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

It sure as hell ain't working, son.

 

[Crisseh]

I think it's worth pointing out that the people on Wrong Planet gave Connor the great advice to not return to this forum, which of course he completely ignored like he always does.

Well you know him and advice.

He's going through option two of the Connor playbook. The lashing out, self pity, crying route. Something that never works, even when Kiwi was nice enough to try and help him out. Amazing part of all of his cries of "trolls" is that most people here are fairly open, and willing to lend a hand. (Ask half his shit on 4chan see how far it goes). He was warned, but like most advice, it went in one ear and out the other.

Funny shit is Connor, most have worst issues than you in life, but they pick their ass up and continue down the road. Some of the most happy individuals in life, usually had a bumpy road to get there. The issue is, you haven't. Your sheltered as fuck, and lazy. You bitch and cry more than actually doing anything.

Your pity route wont work, even to a group of super nice people as these can be. Most see you for what you are, so the best you can do is pick your ass up and soldier on.

 

[Cosmos]

No, really. I'm crying as I type this. I really do hate myself, and other people. Most of the time, when I'm out in the world, I feel like freaking out. Sometimes, I actually think about dying. I feel like I'm just waiting for that final loss of consciousness, the ending of my story. I wonder how it might happen, when it will come, or how I might end it myself. I can barely bring myself to do anything, let alone write a coherent, meaningful post.

You need to be receiving psychiatric help. There's nothing shameful about needing therapy and medication. But you need to be committed to wanting to get better. If you keep carrying on like you do now, you're never going to be happy, Connor. You need to do something.

Also, I just read that you are seeing a therapist. Are you actually committed to getting better or are you just going through the motions? If so, do something.

 

[WhoWantsStancakes]

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

Do you not listen to the advice they give you there?

 

[Smutley]

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

 

[The Knife]

Is this the same therapist you say is only in it for the money?

 

[YI 457]

I've been going to therapy for years. He's a nice, decent guy, I guess.

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Damn it, @Connor.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

You do know that, if I do submit the finished resume, a prospective employer will show me the door after a quick glance at Lolcow Wiki article and this thread, right?

Maybe she's hiding in Newfoundland.

 

[Kabobs]

Connor, do you feed on your sadness and rage? I get the feeling that you do.