Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Exogol are the Bells of Star Wars.

Star wars fans before hearing Exogol, the leaks cant be real

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Star wars fans after hearing the word Exogol, holy shit, they are!!

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You know what? After seeing all of this, I want to see what Lucas' original plan was.

I'll give Lucas this much, at least I'm sure he had a plan, or at least half of one.

This sequel trilogy is the ultimate example of Disney getting all these new toys to play with on Christmas Day and getting so excited and crazed to play with them that they broke everything without getting to enjoy having it.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
Congratulations, you are a bigger retard than the "crying soibois" if you hand over your money to Disney to watch a movie that you expect to hate.
At least the "crying soibois" will have the wherewithall to spent money on things they fucking enjoy.
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Oh I’m definitely going to enjoy this, just in a semi-ironic sense.

Marissa Moira said:
I just hope Disney fixes it's shit after episode 9

Imagine having 20 more years of bad star wars films, it would be worse than the simpsons.

Don't believe me? Try finding a popular simpsons meme that's not from seasons 1-9.
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I don’t see Disney picking up its shit ever. And its not even entirely a Disney thing either, the Star Wars universe is honestly really limited in what you could present on the big screen.

Some of the EU stuff and old games have some really great ideas and storylines, and George’s microscopic adventure even sounds more appealing after Nu Wars rehashing. But, imagine putting up KOTOR on the big screen. It’ll be a huge fucking disaster because you never adapt from vidya, and quite frankly even that has qualities too heady for general audiences. And the microscopic thing would probably edge into the territory of being too weird for general audiences.

Hell imagine an adaptation of Red Harvest. That’d be a neat horror movie to see but you’ll never see that get made because Star Wars needs to be family friendly for Disney.

So what you’re left with is the same goddamn technological terror plotting, some woke Marvel-esque shit, or adapting some of the crappy EU material. And I guarantee that general audiences will lap that shit up as long as they don’t do dumb shit on par with TLJ and they actually try to space out their releases better.

Normies made the bed that everyone has to lie in now.
 
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I'm sure I speak for most of everyone here in that I take more pleasure in riffing this dumpster fire and watching other people tear it apart compared to actually watching it.

This trailer is like Christmas come early, by the way. Can't wait for the movie to go down in flames.
 
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Tookie said:
Are they fucking riding horses in space??
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Manwithn0n0men said:
Holy balls that looks stupid
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We are entering Avatar country here people! Its the sequel Cameron wanted!
Somehow they wont all be slaughtered, just like in Avatar.
At least the Ewaks used Vietnam tactics.

RumblyTumbly said:
You know what? After seeing all of this, I want to see what Lucas' original plan was.

I'll give Lucas this much, at least I'm sure he had a plan, or at least half of one.

This sequel trilogy is the ultimate example of Disney getting all these new toys to play with on Christmas Day and getting so excited and crazed to play with them that they broke everything without getting to enjoy having it.
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His original plan seemed to closely reflect the EU but adapted into a movie format and its own thing.
Waaaaaaaay better since, you know, the old characters are treated with respect.

Kane Lives said:
I'm sure I speak for most of everyone here in that I take more pleasure in riffing this dumpster fire and watching other people tear it apart compared to actually watching it.

This trailer is like Christmas come early, by the way. Can't wait for the movie to go down in flames.
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Its sad, if you told me 10 years ago that I would be more excited for the people shitting ln a star wars movie than the movie itself, I would have called you a fucking idiot.
 
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The handsome tard said:
His original plan seemed to closely reflect the EU but adapted into a movie format and its own thing.
Waaaaaaaay better since, you know, the old characters are treated with respect.
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Borrowing heavily from the EU is what I would have done too, which carries its own level of laziness since I'm just taking ideas from other people's work.

But screw it, at least that's a plan! At least there is a solid framework there to work with. This is just a mess.
 
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Marco Fucko said:
The normies can stay the fuck away from Dune or they can get cut.
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Marissa Moira said:
The normies will come for Dune and they'll demand that everyone is gay transgender muslims because only muslims live in sand.
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Funny enough, one of the biggest demands seems to be that they make Baron Harkonnen not fat and not gay, because he's a problematic stereotype. (Predatory homosexual pederasts don't exist in real life, something the Catholic church will be relieved to hear.)
Discussing the film in its early stages, [Emily Asher-Perrin of Tor.com] writes that "Baron Harkonnen needn't be obese for the sole purpose of making misguided points." She suggests that the film find "a different way to highlight the Baron's obsession with excess", and argues that the character's iconic suspensors could be presented as "an affectation of laziness rather than a physical necessity." [Travis Johnson of Flicks.com.au ] adds that the novel's depiction of Harkonnen as "a predatory homosexual" is problematic in 2019. He writes of the new film, "It's going to come down to the writing and filmmaking as to whether this characterization will fly in the current era, or will come across as an unfortunate throwback stereotype."
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Spoonge said:
BSG died because of a writers strike and has so far escaped remake
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The Writers Strike ruined their plans and Syfy decided to cancel the show after 4 seasons instead of giving them a 5th to finish the story as initially promised (that's why the second part of season 4 feels a bit off). I remember Moore saying that he wrote the mid-season episode as a possible series finale if the strike had continued.
Also I have a bad news for you, NBC wants a remake of BSG for their new streaming service. You can expect a STD take on it.
 
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RumblyTumbly said:
Borrowing heavily from the EU is what I would have done too, which carries its own level of laziness since I'm just taking ideas from other people's work.

But screw it, at least that's a plan! At least there is a solid framework there to work with. This is just a mess.
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The EU feels like a natural continuation of the universe and characters, it doesnt need to COPY it but a similar structure like having the New Republic mattering, Luke as the Grand Master of a Reborn Jedi Order, Leia knowing how to use a lightsaber and the force is needed (but still a diplomat/politician, if anything she is a jack of all trades) and Han Solo being Han Solo, not Old Solo.

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Humm, why you showing some ugly Vietnamese ? I dont remember her from star wars, especially the merchandise...

My Chinese overlords are displeased, please remove her at once, else face the fact China gives no fucks about Star Wars and it never, ever, will.
 
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