Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

I'm surprised the SJWs aren't fucking up in arms over this shit. Let's go over their precious PoCs.
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Finn is a bumbling servant who cleans the fucking floor. He learns to be subservient to his masters of lighter skin, and is depicted as a traitorous coward who drinks water with pigs and falls madly in love with random women for no reason. He slaughters people he called brother with malicious glee and feels no conflict over rapidly changing sides.

His sister Jannah is depicted as a backwards tribeswoman wielding a bow and arrows instead of modern weaponry, riding horses instead of speederbikes. The "noble savage" archetype made flesh. Her personality is likely to be bland and generically aggressive and misandrist, deferring of course to the white Rey in all manners. She will undoubtedly play second fiddle to Rey by nature of her darker skin.
 
So No SW movie is coming for 3 years (coincidentally the term of KK current contract with Disney/Lucasfilm)

And it will be 3 years of a Favreau/filoni helmed SW tv on D+. Marvel is wanting to work hand in glove with TV and movies. D+ drive to the movies.

Kevin Feige is going to make a SW movie so...GUESS WHAT comes in year 4?
Kevin Feige is probably competent enough to not fuck things up as badly as Kennedy did.
 
Kevin Feige is probably competent enough to not fuck things up as badly as Kennedy did.
So year 5:

No KK who made a no look deal on Rian Johnson,
GoT is 5 years in our memories
Kevin Feige made a movie thats a lead in from the Disney Plus series and a gateway to the new SW film canon

Will Rian Johnson or B and W still be open and available to start a trilogy?

remember B and W signed a big netflix deal
 

Where can I see this picture?
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It's clumsily written but at least since there's a big timeskip in-between First Abrams Trek and Wrath of Khan knockoff you get the impression they could be friends. Hell, Wrath of Khan knockoff even opens up with a Kirk/Spock scene that establishes that in the film because it tells the audience that shit like that happens every day in-between the two movies. We're going to need a scene like that in this movie for things to make sense, and even then it still won't since it's just yet another bandage on the shambling corpse this trilogy is (although Dobson and Moviebob will cite it to own the alt-right haters). Compare the OT cast's interactions and relationships or even Anakin and Obi-Wan's in the prequels to the utter lack of much like that in the sequels.

There was only one problem with opening to Wrath of Kahn; the Opening was really fun, exciting, action packed and felt the end of a fun episode of Star Trek. The problem was it ended in a few minutes and then the rest of the movie started.

So apparently Rian Johnson's Trilogy is still on and Game of Thrones guys Trilogy is still on.

Solo bombing got the Darth vader and Boba Fett movies canceled(Vader's was really redundant because it was basically the prequel trilogy as one movie). So if Episode 9 does really bad that's six movies that could go down the drain.

As I autismed about this earlier:
They are not on, they are simply not officially killed (unless there has been a big update in the past few weeks). Unless cameras are rolling and there is a signed & contracted cast with at least one big name not just attached but CONTRACTED, this means absolutely nothing, and can easily be Disney putting on a brave face.

To give you an analogy, "planning" a movie is the equivalent to a real estate development company agreeing to a sale price on an empty plot of land, telling an architect they might want him to design a building, and then sticking a sign into the ground at the lot saying "COMING SOON: Rian Towers". Since Disney already owns the land, at this point the only thing they are out is the cost of the sign. They might have a surveyor come out and give the place a once over. But until heavy equipment starts showing up on the site - that is, they have actually put more than a token pittance of funds towards realizing the project - its all just idle talk.

There's also a good chance that they might be keeping Rian & GOT guy on the line for potential D+ content. Rian might think he's going to be getting to develop a big skyscraper, but it could end up being a made-for-TV strip mall.
 
Anybody want to join me in travelling to the timeline where my immidiate post-TFA predictions of Snoke actually being the first Jedi seeking to pull a kreia and wipe out all force users/Rey being the amnesiac sleeper agent he used to wipe out Luke's academy to explain why she is so OP/Emo Ben only falling to the dark side after staying behind to hold off the knights of ren while the survivors fled and being captured?

It may not have been a perfect continuation/conclusion of nu-starwars but I am 1000% sure it would have been better than this shit
 
When it gets to a point that I, a person with no experience with writing or filmmaking and only have decades worth of Star Wars experience and knowledge to guide me in any way shape or form, can do a better job than the people paid millions to make these movies, then that just gets depressing.

I'm not creative genius by any stretch of the imagination and I could never direct a film to save my life. You know what I wouldn't do though? This...any of this.
 
Hux was a turncoat the whole time and he dies at the hands of the new White human villain named "Pryde."

Fuckin' Hell, (((Disney))).
His name is supposedly "Wyte Pryde" and his flagship is called the "Supremacy"

It has been *heavily* rumoured there will be a scene when the black chick turns to the camera and says "we have to destroy Wyte's Supremacy"

I really wish I was making this up but....its fucking lucasfilm
 
His name is supposedly "Wyte Pryde" and his flagship is called the "Supremacy"

It has been *heavily* rumoured there will be a scene when the black chick turns to the camera and says "we have to destroy Wyte's Supremacy"

I really wish I was making this up but....its fucking lucasfilm
no fuckin way. where'd you see that
 
When it gets to a point that I, a person with no experience with writing or filmmaking and only have decades worth of Star Wars experience and knowledge to guide me in any way shape or form, can do a better job than the people paid millions to make these movies, then that just gets depressing.

I'm not creative genius by any stretch of the imagination and I could never direct a film to save my life. You know what I wouldn't do though? This...any of this.

Because you and I can make Dozens of fan fic ideas better then this the creatives at Disney/Lucas feel they need to "Subvert our expectations" to create a rewarding film experience
 
Ok I just searched the archives and it looks to have been a joke

If it actually turns up in the movie though....christ the cringe might actually rip the spacetime continuum apart
Christ, I can't say I wouldn't put it past LF to do something that over the top especially after the feminist droid in Solo. Also, I'm pretty sure the Supremacy got destroyed after Admiral Purple did the hyperspace thingy.
 
Because you and I can make Dozens of fan fic ideas better then this the creatives at Disney/Lucas feel they need to "Subvert our expectations" to create a rewarding film experience
The truly terrible truth that the past decade has revealed to those who enjoy fiction is that fanfic writers and creepypasta speds are actually just as talented and competent on average as professional fiction writers published by major corporations and given writing privileges to giant franchises. They only lack paid editors and a shiny "OFFICIALLY A PROPER WRITER!" sticker that a large publisher/franchise would give them, but frankly they make up for it by doing shit for free rather than for their own enrichment.
 
The truly terrible truth that the past decade has revealed to those who enjoy fiction is that fanfic writers and creepypasta speds are actually just as talented and competent on average as professional fiction writers published by major corporations and given writing privileges to giant franchises. They only lack paid editors and a shiny "OFFICIALLY A PROPER WRITER!" sticker that a large publisher/franchise would give them, but frankly they make up for it by doing shit for free rather than for their own enrichment.
Also I dont watch a marvel movie or a SW movie to see a massive subversion

Like if Luke died in TFA that would have been a cool subversion and a cool "going full circle" moment
 
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