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Even if they were custom tailored there's no way to make that shape look remotely human. After a certain size the body just explodes in different ways and none of them are aesthetically pleasing.Once you’re as big as Anna, you may as well just throw on a muumuu and not give a fuck what people say. Nothing is gonna make you look sexy or even less fat.
Fatties complain about the lack of high-end clothing for the “plus”-sized, but would they really spend thousands of dollars on clothing items that look like shit on them? Really? Would they seriously spend, let’s say, for example, $2,000 on a Burberry trench coat, even though it would make them look like a slightly more fashionable Hagrid?
Plus size fashion is never gonna be as big a thing as normal fashion. It’s impossible to make good looking clothes for people like Anna. Her body shape is just too weird.
I hope she meant to say "eras" and had a brainfart. I assumed that eon was a time period more relevant to say, cosmic events. A quick Google search defines eon as a billion years.I don't think the world "eons" means what she thinks it does. Why didn't she just go with "time periods", does that not sound Columbia grad school enough?
They also seem to not get that when they hit certain sizes the body pretty much goes screw this fatty picasso tissue time. None of them will ever have the same shape.Plus size fashion is never gonna be as big a thing as normal fashion. It’s impossible to make good looking clothes for people like Anna. Her body shape is just too weird.
Anna should have gone for a 16th century Tudor era look. She should dress as royalty though.When in the middle ages? It stretched on for centuries and fashion morphed from roman tunics, to cotehardies and surcoats, to hennins and houppelandes.
That white part looks like it's supposed to be a shift, which would have been made from linen and at most only the neck and sleeves exposed (depending on the century). The wide shift sleeves would have been impractical for a peasant and a noble would reserve that detail for the more expensive silk/wool robe that they wore over top (long sleeves were a thing on the ~10th century bliaut and the 15th century houppelande and not much else). The closest example to what I think that costume is trying to replicate is the late 15th century Italian gown. Although many regions had front laced gowns, this one was high-waisted.
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An extant late 15th century gown
If it is supposed to be late 15th c Italian, then her hair is really wrong and outdated by at least 2 centuries.
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TL;DR her costume is so wrong it's clear she has never read about anything taking place between the fall of Rome and the ascension of Henry Tudor to the English throne.
Also LOL @ someone her size LARPing as a peasant, although I would love to see her try some pottage.
Let's see Henry's last suit of armor had either a 50" or 53" waist. He was also at least 6' if not taller. The legs though, that would never do. She'd bust right out of the leggings they wore. But, maybe she could stuff a bit of her gunt in her codpiece. Damn fat distribution.Anna should have gone for a 16th century Tudor era look. She should dress as royalty though.
By royalty, I mean this:
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Anna has the body type to make this work
Isn't the point though of that that it doesn't close around you? Didn't understand her beef with it when shes shoved into things that were much more unfitting and said they were comfortable.If Anna's hips weren't wider than her shoulders, the kimono would have fit her. There are plenty of size 22 women who are still proportional. Anna is a fucking freaky shape.
So which eon is the "mere-queen" from? What about the inflatable shit emoji?
I'm actually upset by how cheap this fabric is, look at the fold lines! This shit was wrapped around a cardboard square and shoved in a bag in a sweatshop. She could've at least run it through a low heat wrinkle remover cycle in a dryer before putting it on.
I think that’s why she unfollowed Chantal and claimed to be triggered. Fatjen had fallen off the wagon and used chantal as an excuse to cover up the fact she had been stuffing her own fat face. She’s as big of a liar as all the other fat pigs.Looks like Jen Girl has been off, binging herself back to her trip chins. For a few weeks there, I thought she actually may have this Keto thing down cuz her face was a little slimmer, but not now....Oh but she's back with a seriously interesting Keto Haul for y'all!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yqdAqnQiM
You're in your mid 30's Anna. There is nothing cute about not being able to do basic "adult" things. She is trying way to hard to be relatable.So which eon is the "mere-queen" from? What about the inflatable shit emoji?
Here's Anna's latest uh, "content" about being an adult and having responsibilities:
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Fat Amy was "gifted" the exact same pair of hideous fat pants LividLipids got in the exact same 4x size. I think by "gifted" Convicted Thief Amy Ramadan means she stole them from Walmart.
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edit: my mistake, different pants, same size, both from Walmart, both hideous.
edit ii: I swear to God, I have seen these pants on another deathfat recently, but they're all blobbing together and I have lost the ability to discern one hideous bepantsed fatty from another : (
That's the thing. This "movement" is existing under the pretext of being all inclusive. It's absolute horseshit. Don't you dare be below size 20, white, or straight/cisgender. They will gatekeep the fuck out of you. These are the most ridiculous people on Earth at this present time and that's saying something. I never thought there could be a more hypocritical bunch of people than the Evangelicals, but here we are.