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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%
  • Total voters
    954
sikotik said:
I see that EdgeBot2000 changed his pattern slightly. Today was supposed to be "Hey, I know it's barely been 48 hours, but I've TOTALLY CHANGED GUYS!" day. He skipped those posts and went straight to whining.
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Well his "I have totally changed, guys / I'm laughing with you and agree with everything you say"-phases have become shorter and shorter over the course of this thread. I guess he figured out that tactic wasn't working after the third time.
 
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Connor, I would give both my eyeteeth to watch you interact with one of the headstrong, independent, sturdy curvy county ladies that have both been in my family, my life and dating history.

My younger sister taught me how to knife-fight and drive a backhoe. My older sister taught me how to lay bricks, drive a forklift, cook damn near anything, and stalk hunt game. My wife can bench-press as much as I can, and is just as handy with a PC or a broadsword & shotgun as I am. My last girlfriend before her helped her dad manage a three hundred-acre horse ranch, and spent most of her free time either riding the fences on an ATV or pitching hay and cleaning horseshit out of the stables.

I'd sit there, enjoy my beer and laugh as you first creeped up on them- pissed them off- and then as she dribbled your ass around the room like a basketball.
 
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The Knife's Husbando said:
Connor, I would give both my eyeteeth to watch you interact with one of the headstrong, independent, sturdy curvy county ladies that have both been in my family, my life and dating history.

My younger sister taught me how to knife-fight and drive a backhoe. My older sister taught me how to lay bricks, drive a forklift, cook damn near anything, and stalk hunt game. My wife can bench-press as much as I can, and is just as handy with a PC or a broadsword & shotgun as I am. My last girlfriend before her helped her dad manage a three hundred-acre horse ranch, and spent most of her free time either riding the fences on an ATV or pitching hay and cleaning horseshit out of the stables.

I'd sit there, enjoy my beer and laugh as you first creeped up on them- pissed them off- and then as she dribbled your ass around the room like a basketball.
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Guess you guys are edgelords in a different, More positive way then huh? :heart-full:
 
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Hehehe, I can't find the original post but here's something from Google Cache

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Lmao, this motherfucker.

Also, College Skills sounds like something remedials take.
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Sadly, its a class you have to take in community college, I think most four year schools call it orientation or something. In CC, its just sit in a class and read a handbook the dean of the college wrote or something, and it has study tips nobody uses.
 
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