حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Dalish]

You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.

 

[Meowthkip]

You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.

And what, exactly, would you do? You're soft and doughy and you've probably never so much as punched somebody, let alone fire a gun. I highly doubt you would know how to get one.

And you realize the only thing they're being "threatened" with is being told about your shenanigans.

 

[Pinhead]

You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.

Nobody threatened your family. And now you're making threats.

Wow, you really are a violent individual. Stop your relentless bullying.

 

[KingofManga420]

You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.

What will you do when everyone stops coddling you and starts treating you the way you deserve? Find some new community that doesn't hate you and start all over again?

 

[Lurker]

You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.

This post is funny because he bitches and moans about his family on WrongPlanet when they don't coddle him.

Yeah, man, I'm really scared.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

You threaten my family, you're going to be in a world of pain.

Internet threats just make you look stupid, Connor.

 

[Squealer]

Until you join ts3 I'll be messaging each one of the people I see every 30 minutes starting at 6

 

[Pinhead]

And to think, Connor. You could have become wonderful friends with Molly.

 

[fuzzypickles]

@Connor do you even lift? I bet your physical prowess is nonexistent, and therefore does not back up your threats.

 

[Pine Tar]

@six.four.systems was right, you really are a masochist aren't you?

 

[YI 457]

So you're blackmailing me to get off this site and be productive?

Could you record your voice while saying that phrase with this song in the background? In fact, could you go to the teamspeak server and talk to us while playing this song? Pleeeeease?

 

[Molly Ringwald]

Until you join ts3 I'll be messaging each one of the people I see every 30 minutes starting at 6

Don't worry, I already know. Please skip me.

 

[applecat]

@six.four.systems was right, you really are a masochist aren't you?

We won't find out unless he takes the BDSM test.

 

[Pinhead]

If you keep this up, Connor, Molly's gonna tell your parents about what you've been up to.

 

[Smutley]

You're soft and doughy and you've probably never so much as punched somebody, let alone fire a gun. I highly doubt you would know how to get one.

Don't forget he doesn't know how to drive, manage money, work a job, buy a gun, or be productive because the family he wants to protect are awful abusive assholes who never taught him any of those skills.

 

[A Hotdog]

Could you record your voice while saying that phrase with this song in the background? In fact, could you go to the teamspeak server and talk to us while playing this song? Pleeeeease?

What's wrong with his faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Don't forget he doesn't know how to drive, manage money, work a job, buy a gun, or be productive because the family he wants to protect are awful abusive assholes who never taught him any of those skills.

Wait @Connor doesn't know how to drive? Does he live in NYC or some such shit?

 

[Pine Tar]

Wait @Connor doesn't know how to drive? Does he live in NYC or some such shit?

Nope: Port Royal, South Carolina

 

[Smutley]

Wait @Connor doesn't know how to drive? Does he live in NYC or some such shit?

He lives in a little dump of a subdivision in a nothing redneck community in South Carolina and one of his parents drives him to school on the two days he attends.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Wait @Connor doesn't know how to drive? Does he live in NYC or some such shit?

@DrChristianTroy , now I want to write a short story about Connor finding himself in Harlem or East Jamaica, lol.